If you could fight any animal, with any weapon....

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#1 Darth_Tyrev
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What would it be, and what would you use?

I'd either do the classic buck knife vs. a grizzly, or a civil war cannon vs. an elephant. 
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A shark with a flamethrower
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Quarterstaff vs Blue Whale.
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A silverlight with delrith.
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A puppy with a shotgun.
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A dog with 4 broken legs and a machine gun.
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#7 Bliind-Guardian
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i would slap a tyranosaurus rex...

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I'd take down a squirrel....with a Bazooka.....
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Kodiak bear with a harpoon gun
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My bare hands, if I had to physically fight.
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I'd fight Michael Vick with a Pit Bull.
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A big monkey with a knife with my bare hands.
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A shark with a flamethrowercrazychris
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#14 JustPlainLucas
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Fifty megaton bomb and an ant.
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A rat with a shotgun and me with a BFG.
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a bull with a spear... i have dreamed about that for so long now.. no joke
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#17 Brmarlin
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Nunchucks and a velociraptor.

Or an elephant and a strap-on.

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#18 aaaaarrrrggggg
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A polar bear, and...well...just to make it fair... I won't use my hands.
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Hand-to-flipper against a penguin.
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Fifty megaton bomb and an ant.JustPlainLucas

Dude:roll:

Come on man. Your going to need way more than that to take down an ant!:P

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50 A-bombs vs Micheal Vick. :lol:
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[QUOTE="JustPlainLucas"]Fifty megaton bomb and an ant.dreamdude

Dude:roll:

Come on man. Your going to need way more than that to take down an ant!:P

My motto is if you're doing to do something right, overdo it.

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Jessica Alba with a whip...:twisted:
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A + 5 flaming vorpal adimantine broadsword vs a Terrasque
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A bear with my love. :oops: :P
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#26 ridethestreets
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Nunchucks and a velociraptor.

Or an elephant and a strap-on.

Brmarlin
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#27 ridethestreets
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Nunchucks and a velociraptor.

Or an elephant and a strap-on.

Brmarlin
ahahahaahahahah
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#28 RHCP87
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I wouldn't want to fight an animal.
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A nuke vs. a fly
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#30 ridethestreets
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Nunchucks and a velociraptor.

Or an elephant and a strap-on.

Brmarlin
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a grizzly bear with a mideivel flail
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#32 FlaminDeath
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A t-rex with a teacup.

Or 3 velocitraptors with brass knuckles.

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a baby seal with a kitten cannon, or a shovel

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#34 Rob_101
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king kong and a t-rex with a lightsaber

or cyberdemon with a bfg

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Mougar with an......uzi
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I'll take on a Hippo using shampoo bottle. 8)
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I'll take on a Hippo using shampoo bottle. 8)L8erSquare
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chipmunk+sledgehammer=splat

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A bear spider with chainsaw nunchucks
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a bear... with a lightsaber!!!
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#41 gorilazandgames
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[QUOTE="dreamdude"]

[QUOTE="JustPlainLucas"]Fifty megaton bomb and an ant.JustPlainLucas

Dude:roll:

Come on man. Your going to need way more than that to take down an ant!:P

My motto is if you're doing to do something right, overdo it.

over-achiever! :P just like elraptor....
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sleeper and cockroach(or any other bug,well except for those 1 foot tarantulas)
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A Great White Shark with a teaspoon.
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I would battle a grizzly bear being armed with nothing but a large slab of raw meat.

And win.

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Raptor Jebus

with a Cross shaped machine gun

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The Death Star VS a Cat
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A salamander with a sledgehammer.
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#48 double_decker
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What would it be, and what would you use?

I'd either do the classic buck knife vs. a grizzly, or a civil war cannon vs. an elephant. Darth_Tyrev
I would fight the animal in your avatar with an elephant gun
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giant squid with a shruiken (just one)

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A stingray with a trident.
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