If you could get the answer to any question, what would it be?

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#1 Shiro-kun
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So I was on my way to work.. Listening to music on my PSP as usual, and started thinking.

Let's suppose this random genie shows up, and he tells you he will give you the answer to any question you ask him, but you can only ask one. What would it be?

After thinking a bit, I still don't know what I would ask. So many things pop up in my mind. :P

Anyways, what would yours be?

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Where do all of my socks go?
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#3 Shiro-kun
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Where do all of my socks go?Jandurin

Your closet. :|

Or maybe you should keep an eye on your neighbour.

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[QUOTE="Jandurin"]Where do all of my socks go?Shiro-kun

Your closet. :|

Or maybe you should keep an eye on your neighbour.

No. I swear. There are gremlins. And they steal my socks. If a genie could answer this thus, I could split the conspiracy wide open! Then there would be socks for all.
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Pie?
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I can has a cheeseburger?

But seriously, I'd want to know how my life goes, like predict. Since the genie is obviously all knowing, I think that question is fair.

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My question would be...

Why?

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#12 dreamdude
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[QUOTE="Shiro-kun"]

[QUOTE="Jandurin"]Where do all of my socks go?Jandurin

Your closet. :|

Or maybe you should keep an eye on your neighbour.

No. I swear. There are gremlins. And they steal my socks. If a genie could answer this thus, I could split the conspiracy wide open! Then there would be socks for all.

:o Dude! your totally on to something here. I mean there has to be an answer to the large number of sock disappearances that happen every day.

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Could you explain how everything in the whole universe was created ?
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Now THIS would be a good question: "Am I going to hell?" Because, if he says no, then either there's no God, and there's no problem, or there is one, and you're still fine. Or, he says yes, and who cares anyway, because you're going to hell. :P
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Could you explain how everything in the whole universe was created ? Kittendestroyer

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My question would be: Does any god or higher power exist, either as depicted by any man-made religion or otherwise?

That would answer a whole lot of questions.

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Now THIS would be a good question: "Am I going to hell?" Because, if he says no, then either there's no God, and there's no problem, or there is one, and you're still fine. Or, he says yes, and who cares anyway, because you're going to hell. :PJandurin

i dont understand people nowadays and why they think that going to hell wouldnt suck

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id ask:

if there IS an end to the universe, whats beyond it?

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[QUOTE="Jandurin"]Now THIS would be a good question: "Am I going to hell?" Because, if he says no, then either there's no God, and there's no problem, or there is one, and you're still fine. Or, he says yes, and who cares anyway, because you're going to hell. :PSerraph105

i dont understand people nowadays and why they think that going to hell wouldnt suck

if the genie asnswers you're going to hell, then you're going to hell no matter what you do :?
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So I was on my way to work.. Listening to music on my PSP as usual, and started thinking.Shiro-kun

Unrelated factoid either meant to brag or increase validity in your statement, as if we assume that you're not real.

Let's suppose this random genie shows up, and he tells you he will give you the answer to any question you ask him, but you can only ask one. What would it be?Shiro-kun

The presumptuous jackass assumes that I'm ignorant of something. I hope he burns in hell.

After thinking a bit, I still don't know what I would ask. So many things pop up in my mind. :PShiro-kun

A pity, really.

Anyways, what would yours be?

Shiro-kun
What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
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[QUOTE="Shiro-kun"]

So I was on my way to work.. Listening to music on my PSP as usual, and started thinking.Greatgone12

Unrelated factoid either meant to brag or increase validity in your statement, as if we assume that you're not real.

Let's suppose this random genie shows up, and he tells you he will give you the answer to any question you ask him, but you can only ask one. What would it be?Shiro-kun

The presumptuous jackass assumes that I'm ignorant of something. I hope he burns in hell.

After thinking a bit, I still don't know what I would ask. So many things pop up in my mind. :PShiro-kun

A pity, really.

Anyways, what would yours be?

Shiro-kun

What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Dude, WTF is your problem? The man just asked a question... :|

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Dude, WTF is your problem? The man just asked a question... :|

black_cat19
He answered it. And it was funny. If he'd gone straight to Monty Python, it would've been meh. But with the comments previous, it was unexpected. :P
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Dude, WTF is your problem? The man just asked a question... :|

black_cat19

That was after he insulted my intelligence.

Well, actually it was the "genie," but I suspect that said "genie" is in fact the original poster. Maybe my problem is pride; maybe we exist in different places with different social norms and what I say is much more socially acceptable than what you say in the society that I exist in, and maybe I'm not the one with the problem, as I can deduce by your confrontational assessment of my post (Dude, WTF is your problem? The man just asked a question...:|).

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[QUOTE="black_cat19"]

Dude, WTF is your problem? The man just asked a question... :|

Jandurin

He answered it. And it was funny. If he'd gone straight to Monty Python, it would've been meh. But with the comments previous, it was unexpected. :P

Wait, did he call the TC a "pretemptuous jackass" and "I hope he burns in hell"? Or was it the genie? :?

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[QUOTE="Jandurin"][QUOTE="black_cat19"]

Dude, WTF is your problem? The man just asked a question... :|

black_cat19

He answered it. And it was funny. If he'd gone straight to Monty Python, it would've been meh. But with the comments previous, it was unexpected. :P

Wait, did he call the TC a "pretemptuous jackass" and "I hope he burns in hell"? Or was it the genie? :?

he told the genie he should burn in hell, i thought, for being a presumptuous jackass.
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[QUOTE="black_cat19"]

Dude, WTF is your problem? The man just asked a question... :|

Greatgone12

That was after he insulted my intelligence.

Well, actually it was the "genie," but I suspect that said "genie" is in fact the original poster. Maybe my problem is pride; maybe we exist in different places with different social norms and what I say is much more socially acceptable than what you say in the society that I exist in, and maybe I'm not the one with the problem, as I can deduce by your confrontational assessment of my post (Dude, WTF is your problem? The man just asked a question...:|).

So you did in fact call the TC a "pretemptuous bastard" and told him you "hope he burns in hell"?

Either way, it's just a fictional scenario, and you're NOT all-knowing, you know...

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[QUOTE="Greatgone12"][QUOTE="black_cat19"]

Dude, WTF is your problem? The man just asked a question... :|

black_cat19

That was after he insulted my intelligence.

Well, actually it was the "genie," but I suspect that said "genie" is in fact the original poster. Maybe my problem is pride; maybe we exist in different places with different social norms and what I say is much more socially acceptable than what you say in the society that I exist in, and maybe I'm not the one with the problem, as I can deduce by your confrontational assessment of my post (Dude, WTF is your problem? The man just asked a question...:|).

So you did in fact call the TC a "pretemptuous bastard" and told him you "hope he burns in hell"?

Either way, it's just a fictional scenario, and you're NOT all-knowing, you know...

I insulted the genie, but I later suspected that the original poster is in fact the genie. Of course, I didn't actually assume that the poster was a genie, because if I did, then I would be the presumptuous jackass, now wouldn't I?

... and don't be so quick to jump to conclusions.

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[QUOTE="black_cat19"][QUOTE="Greatgone12"][QUOTE="black_cat19"]

Dude, WTF is your problem? The man just asked a question... :|

Greatgone12

That was after he insulted my intelligence.

Well, actually it was the "genie," but I suspect that said "genie" is in fact the original poster. Maybe my problem is pride; maybe we exist in different places with different social norms and what I say is much more socially acceptable than what you say in the society that I exist in, and maybe I'm not the one with the problem, as I can deduce by your confrontational assessment of my post (Dude, WTF is your problem? The man just asked a question...:|).

So you did in fact call the TC a "pretemptuous bastard" and told him you "hope he burns in hell"?

Either way, it's just a fictional scenario, and you're NOT all-knowing, you know...

I insulted the genie, but I later suspected that the original poster is in fact the genie. Of course, I didn't actually assume that the poster was a genie, because if I did, then I would be the presumptuous jackass, now wouldn't I?

... and don't be so quick to jump to conclusions.

Why you would supect that is beyond me...

As for the bolded part, so you're telling me you're not human or something? No person is all-knowing, I'm not jumping to conclusions, it's the truth.

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[QUOTE="Shiro-kun"]

So I was on my way to work.. Listening to music on my PSP as usual, and started thinking.Greatgone12

Unrelated factoid either meant to brag or increase validity in your statement, as if we assume that you're not real.

Let's suppose this random genie shows up, and he tells you he will give you the answer to any question you ask him, but you can only ask one. What would it be?Shiro-kun

The presumptuous jackass assumes that I'm ignorant of something. I hope he burns in hell.

After thinking a bit, I still don't know what I would ask. So many things pop up in my mind. :PShiro-kun

A pity, really.

Anyways, what would yours be?

Shiro-kun

What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

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black_cat19: Go to your nearest video store and rent out Monty Python: The Holy Grail
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Why you would supect that is beyond me...

As for the bolded part, so you're telling me you're not human or something? No person is all-knowing, I'm not jumping to conclusions, it's the truth.

black_cat19

A.) It was a joke.
B.) I am all-knowing, but you find it very hard to believe such a fact. I can sympathize. There was a point, right before I knew just about everything, where I couldn't believe such a feat was possible. Alas, I have proven everyone that has ever doubted my superior intellect wrong.

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I don't know. I'm not all-knowing. :|
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[QUOTE="Shiro-kun"]

So I was on my way to work.. Listening to music on my PSP as usual, and started thinking.Greatgone12

Unrelated factoid either meant to brag or increase validity in your statement, as if we assume that you're not real.

Let's suppose this random genie shows up, and he tells you he will give you the answer to any question you ask him, but you can only ask one. What would it be?Shiro-kun

The presumptuous jackass assumes that I'm ignorant of something. I hope he burns in hell.

After thinking a bit, I still don't know what I would ask. So many things pop up in my mind. :PShiro-kun

A pity, really.

Anyways, what would yours be?

Shiro-kun

What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

lolwut?

I don't think I have to answer this.

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[QUOTE="black_cat19"]

Why you would supect that is beyond me...

As for the bolded part, so you're telling me you're not human or something? No person is all-knowing, I'm not jumping to conclusions, it's the truth.

Greatgone12

A.) It was a joke.
B.) I am all-knowing, but you find it very hard to believe such a fact. I can sympathize. There was a point, right before I knew just about everything, where I couldn't believe such a feat was possible. Alas, I have proven everyone that has ever doubted my superior intellect wrong.

African or European

RiseAgainst12
I don't know. I'm not all-knowing. :|

:lol:

lolwut?

I don't think I have to answer this.

Shiro-kun
I thought the genie was answering, not you? Or *are* you the genie?
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I thought the genie was answering, not you? Or *are* you the genie?Jandurin

lol sure.

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[QUOTE="black_cat19"]

Why you would supect that is beyond me...

As for the bolded part, so you're telling me you're not human or something? No person is all-knowing, I'm not jumping to conclusions, it's the truth.

Greatgone12

A.) It was a joke.
B.) I am all-knowing, but you find it very hard to believe such a fact. I can sympathize. There was a point, right before I knew just about everything, where I couldn't believe such a feat was possible. Alas, I have proven everyone that has ever doubted my superior intellect wrong.

African or European

RiseAgainst12

I don't know. I'm not all-knowing. :|

Ouch, my sense of humor does indeed suck, sorry about that... :?

Yay for making an ass out of myself! :P