If you could have someone narrate your life

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#1 ExtremeGamer93
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Who would you pick to do that? I'm curious as to who people would want.

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#5 Diehardgames2
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Morgan Freeman for sure!
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Alan Carr. [spoiler] or Alan Rickman [/spoiler]
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James McCaffrey, the voice and narrator of Max Payne. I can't get those dulcet tones and fantastic (if cheesy) metaphors out of my head as it is.

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#10 GazaAli
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Morgan Freeman for sure!Diehardgames2
damn you, beat me to it :x
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#11 True_Chaos_UK
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John Hurt!

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#12 SirWander
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Nolan North, I never tire of his dulcet voice.

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#13 lordreaven
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I would want no one to narrate my life. Being constantly remined would piss me off:x

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Patrick Stewart.
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#16 Alter_Echo
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Morgan Freeman. Obviously.

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#17 Pirate700
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Definitely Stallone.

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Patrick Stewart.Allicrombie
An excellent choice.

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#21 resevl4rlz
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morgan freeman obviously

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#22 Alter_Echo
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Definitely Stallone.

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Ah dub dur dub blurd bah buh blur bah bub. Would be riveting. I jest obviously.
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Werner Herzog would be my top choice.

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#24 -Fromage-
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Gary Busey. Because while he would start out narrating my life, he would eventually get sidetracked and tell crazy alien theory stories.
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#25 Celldrax
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Good choice!

But as for me.....I'd probably go with Nathan Explosion.

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Christopher Sabat (as Kuwabara)

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Denis Leary

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#27 TacticalDesire
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Saw this topic, thought of Morgan Freeman. End of story.

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#29 jalexbrown
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Stephen King - He's incredibly well-spoken and always has elegant and interest ways of explaining things.
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#31 Kevlar101
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Morgan Freeman. Also, what would be the best way to die? Clint Eastwood shooting you while Morgan Freeman narrates it
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#32 GamingVengeance
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James McCaffrey, the voice and narrator of Max Payne. I can't get those dulcet tones and fantastic (if cheesy) metaphors out of my head as it is.

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haha me too, i even started narrating the game myself in my head with max's voice "BULLET HOLES!, f****** covered in bullet holes, but i didnt care, i had to keep pushing forward..." lol stuff like that
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The narrator from Joseph and the Amazing Technicolour Dreamcoat. I want the story of my life to be sung.
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#34 TheFallenDemon
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Christopher Walken.


Give everything a bit more awkwardness.

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#35 TheFatPerson
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I am willing to opt for the possible choice of background music instead.

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#36 deactivated-5b78379493e12
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Geoff Peterson doing Morgan Freeman

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Patrick Stewart.Allicrombie

My choice, as well.

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Neil deGrasse Tyson.

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the dude from the men's warehouse commercials.
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one of these two:

Richard Dawkins: Smooth and logical voice

Clint Eastwood: Instant badassery

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#42 SPYDER0416
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[QUOTE="SPYDER0416"]

James McCaffrey, the voice and narrator of Max Payne. I can't get those dulcet tones and fantastic (if cheesy) metaphors out of my head as it is.

GamingVengeance

haha me too, i even started narrating the game myself in my head with max's voice "BULLET HOLES!, f****** covered in bullet holes, but i didnt care, i had to keep pushing forward..." lol stuff like that

Oh my God his voice is just so PERFECT for narrations. Not on the omniscience level of Morgan Freeman, but its incredibly perfect for complicated metaphors and first person narration.

Whenever I have a thought in my head, half the time its McCaffrey saying my thoughts (the other half its my own stupid voice).

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Lance Henriksen or Patrick Stewart.

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#44 freek666
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vocalist of La Dispute. Just having him scream and speak all depressed at my life would be awesome.

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#46 Teenaged
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Oh look, Morgan Freeman is in the poll. >__>

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#50 solidruss
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Hands downLiam Neeson


Or Stone Cold :P