If you could write/direct your own movie what would it be?

I want to make some psychological crap, you know, the stuff that makes you think. I'm trying to think of something to write, actually :Pzakkro

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a porn staring me and a butch of hot chicksMarchOfThePigs

a porn staring me and a butch of hot chicksMarchOfThePigs

a porn staring you and some butch chicks?

[QUOTE="zakkro"]I want to make some psychological crap, you know, the stuff that makes you think. I'm trying to think of something to write, actually :PChampTKE

compare it to something we may have seen

I donno wat it would be tho,    but it has to involve my two favourite things, cheese and asian women.    Any ideas?aus_pride

seek professional help..oh wait you ment about the movie,sry cant help you there.

I donno wat it would be tho, but it has to involve my two favourite things, cheese and asian women. Any ideas?aus_pride

Giant green cheese attacking Tokyo and kidnapping pretty Asian women to form a harem? :O

[QUOTE="aus_pride"]I donno wat it would be tho, but it has to involve my two favourite things, cheese and asian women. Any ideas?FireXero

Giant green cheese attacking Tokyo and kidnapping pretty Asian women to form a harem? :O

Yeh but i need to be eating that cheese?   I cant if there really big.   

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[QUOTE="zakkro"]I want to make some psychological crap, you know, the stuff that makes you think. I'm trying to think of something to write, actually :Pzakkro

compare it to something we may have seen

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[QUOTE="aus_pride"]I donno wat it would be tho, but it has to involve my two favourite things, cheese and asian women. Any ideas?aus_pride

Giant green cheese attacking Tokyo and kidnapping pretty Asian women to form a harem? :O

Yeh but i need to be eating that cheese? I cant if there really big.

You cant be in the movie dude, youre neither cheese nor asian :P

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[QUOTE="aus_pride"]I donno wat it would be tho, but it has to involve my two favourite things, cheese and asian women. Any ideas?FireXero

Giant green cheese attacking Tokyo and kidnapping pretty Asian women to form a harem? :O

Yeh but i need to be eating that cheese? I cant if there really big.

You cant be in the movie dude, youre neither cheese nor asian :P

Maybe i could make a shadow of colossus movie, but insted of the giant monster things, they could be cheese and i would have to take them down by climbing up and eating them.    Oh and insted of that horse it could be an asian women:D  

P.s Does anyone know where i go to pitch this idea? 

Probably something like "Catwoman 2: Don't Pet Against the Fur"

I'd throw in Beyonce too as Catwoman's sidekick or something. 

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[QUOTE="aus_pride"]I donno wat it would be tho, but it has to involve my two favourite things, cheese and asian women. Any ideas?aus_pride

Giant green cheese attacking Tokyo and kidnapping pretty Asian women to form a harem? :O

Yeh but i need to be eating that cheese? I cant if there really big.

You cant be in the movie dude, youre neither cheese nor asian :P

Maybe i could make a shadow of colossus movie, but insted of the giant monster things, they could be cheese and i would have to take them down by climbing up and eating them.    Oh and insted of that horse it could be an asian women:D  

P.s Does anyone know where i go to pitch this idea? 

Uwe Boll and Rob Schneider

I have written 3 feature length screenplays, but none of them are ready to be made into films.

The first was sort of a cross between Gladiator, High Noon, and the Count of Monte Cristo.

The second was a cross between Goonies, Big Fish, and Stand By Me.

The last is fairly unique film, sort of a mesh between Miracle on 34th St. and It's A Wonderful Life, which takes place in Florida retirement home.

It would be a movie about a guy so fed up with his life that he decides to kill himself.  Because of how horrible his luck is, he just can't seem to get it done.   For instance, he tries to shoot himself, but the bullet is a dud.  He runs a bath and tries to electricute himself by dropping in a hair dryer, but just before he does, the power goes out.  Then, he stands on a bridge waiting for a car to run him over, but the car blows a tire and swerves off the bridge.  Suddenly, he realizes there's a life in need of rescue, so he runs down to the riverside and pulls the man out of the car.  He then gets a realization: a calling.  He was put on the planet to save people, so he joins the coast guard.  On his first day on the beach, a child is screaming, so he jumps into the water, swims out to save him, only to get eaten by a shark.  Yeah, it's a Shakespearean tragedy.

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[QUOTE="aus_pride"]I donno wat it would be tho, but it has to involve my two favourite things, cheese and asian women. Any ideas?Guiltfeeder566

Giant green cheese attacking Tokyo and kidnapping pretty Asian women to form a harem? :O

Yeh but i need to be eating that cheese? I cant if there really big.

You cant be in the movie dude, youre neither cheese nor asian :P

Maybe i could make a shadow of colossus movie, but insted of the giant monster things, they could be cheese and i would have to take them down by climbing up and eating them. Oh and insted of that horse it could be an asian women:D

P.s Does anyone know where i go to pitch this idea?

Uwe Boll and Rob Schneider

Sorry i actually want it to have some class. 

It would be a movie about a guy so fed up with his life that he decides to kill himself. Because of how horrible his luck is, he just can't seem to get it done. For instance, he tries to shoot himself, but the bullet is a dud. He runs a bath and tries to electricute himself by dropping in a hair dryer, but just before he does, the power goes out. Then, he stands on a bridge waiting for a car to run him over, but the car blows a tire and swerves off the bridge. Suddenly, he realizes there's a life in need of rescue, so he runs down to the riverside and pulls the man out of the car. He then gets a realization: a calling. He was put on the planet to save people, so he joins the coast guard. On his first day on the beach, a child is screaming, so he jumps into the water, swims out to save him, only to get eaten by a shark. Yeah, it's a Shakespearean tragedy.

JustPlainLucas

That actually sounds a lot like a short story I wrote. It was about this knight who, like the vikings, believes that the only way for him to get into heaven is by dying in battle. Unfortunately for him, he is one of the best sword-fighters ever. He is getting old. He hates himself for everything that he has done in life, but he can't bring himself to end it. He has turned to alcohol in the hope that maybe some young knight will be able to kill him when he's drunk, but he's still unstoppable. He eventually finds purpose in defending this village from a horrible tyrant, but he drinks himself to death the night before the final battle.