First of all, before anyone freaks out and tells the mods/admins, this is a joke topic. I'm not saying that I'm going to go around killing people, nor am I suggesting that any of you should go around killing people. With that out of the way, lets get this topic started.
Let's say, hypothetically someone got mad about being cheated out of a fair chance at life and the opportunities everyone else seemed to have with much ease. Let's say that you got mad and decided to either A: Go down to the local Army recruiting center and go on a killing spree, or B: Go kill some random people one at a time in a remote area like a nature park that isn't very crowded or a back parking lot somewhere. You got cheated out of your lot in life that you deserve and you're angry about it, and that's a big part of why you're doing what you're doing.
Would you rather just bust down the door of your local army recruitment center or some other random building brandishing a knife or other weapon of choice or wait until people come out of the back door into the back parking lot where there's a fence there so nobody can see you killing them or go to a nature park where there aren't a lot of people around on the trails(You can always hide the body somewhere later by burying it underground in a secluded area late at night when nobody's awake or stuff the body in a garbage bag and throw it in the Chicago River or something)? Youcan always wash off the knife or whatever later really well about 100 times or so so there's no trace of the blood.
Me I would prefer the second option since there's much less chance of you getting caught, especially if you wear rubber gloves over your hands. Also, if you had to kill someone for reasons of your own, what weapon would you use? Me, I would prefer a knife because strangling takes too long and the person can get away more likely, and with a gun they can take the bullets out of the body and match it to the gun you own and if you try to remove the bullet, you risk your DNA getting on their body. Or you could always freeze some meat or a loaf of bread or something really hard and club the person on the head repeatedly until their brain starts bleeding or they die. You wouldn't even get caught because afterwards you can defrost the food and eat it and then they have no evidence against you. As long as was winter or late fall, the food shouldn't melt and defrost naturally, and especially if it's late fall, even if it's really cold out, there might not be snow on the ground yet.
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