If you found yourself inside a horror movie/slasher, what would you do?

Hypothetical start (feel free to make your own)

You are with 4 other friends, in a small house in the middle of the woods, and it is nighttime. You've found a mutilated body in the bathroom. (you're 5th friend).

What I would do.

1) NEVER SPLIT UP

2) Leave house through front door.

3) Find clearing, and stay up all night with friends

4) Make my way to Saskatchewan (it's so flat, you can watch your dog run away for 3 days straight) in the day light. (no getting jumped on)

5)Wait until movie is over.

You?

i would not be a complete retard.

I'd find a can of brown spray paint, cover myself with it, and take solace in the fact that I'll be the first to die and not have to suffer through the terror.

NOT RUN UP THE GOD DAMN STAIRS!!!!!!!

I'd find a can of brown spray paint, cover myself with it, and take solace in the fact that I'll be the first to die and not have to suffer through the terror.

Dark__Link

take 4 people who I hate then tell them that ill meet them in the basement and get out the front door and go to a well populated place

I'd find a can of brown spray paint, cover myself with it, and take solace in the fact that I'll be the first to die and not have to suffer through the terror.

Dark__Link

I'd find a can of brown spray paint, cover myself with it, and take solace in the fact that I'll be the first to die and not have to suffer through the terror.

Dark__Link

If I heard a noise outside, or upstairs or in the basement, I would never bother checking it out. Stay together. Keep running! :)

Absolutely nothing. I'd wait for the precrime police from Minority Report to show up. Of course that will be the same day Hollywood stops making remakes, rappers stop making remixes, tools stop getting tribal tattoos, and Keanu Reeves learns how to act.

Chew gum and kick ass. And I'm all out of gum.

1. Don't have sex no matter how much I want to.

2. Don't drink any alcohol or take any drugs whatsoever.

3. Stay with the biggest group and never leave them.

4. If escaping by way of the only car/truck running make sure to check the backseat and trunk before driving away.

5. Make sure to remain with the pure, innocent and virginal girl at all times. They never seem to die.

I'd find a can of brown spray paint, cover myself with it, and take solace in the fact that I'll be the first to die and not have to suffer through the terror.

Dark__Link

I would have signed up for the sequel

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I'd find a can of brown spray paint, cover myself with it, and take solace in the fact that I'll be the first to die and not have to suffer through the terror.

im_mr_brown

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I'd find a can of brown spray paint, cover myself with it, and take solace in the fact that I'll be the first to die and not have to suffer through the terror.

Dark__Link

[QUOTE="Dark__Link"][QUOTE="im_mr_brown"]I don't need a spray can for that. Personally, I would group up with a bunch of white girls. That way if we end up being chased they would all fall and twist their ankles and get murdered and I would make a clean get away.im_mr_brown

i'd thank god i'm not black. NOT being a racist, but the black dude always dies in the movies. which, IMO, is quite racist. anyway, i would probably snap my own neck, since i would probably die anyway.

Hypothetical start (feel free to make your own)

You are with 4 other friends, in a small house in the middle of the woods, and it is nighttime. You've found a mutilated body in the bathroom. (you're 5th friend).

What I would do.

1) NEVER SPLIT UP

2) Leave house through front door.

3) Find clearing, and stay up all night with friends

4) Make my way to Saskatchewan (it's so flat, you can watch your dog run away for 3 days straight) in the day light. (no getting jumped on)

5)Wait until movie is over.

You?

waffle57

I got a problem with your number 4. Make your way to Saskatchewan. How you going to get there? Car? The car won't start, it's coming for you. Walk? Your walking and then the guy in the back gets pulled away silently without anyone noticing.

I'd probably throw up at the sight of my friend..then **** bricks..

I'd find a can of brown spray paint, cover myself with it, and take solace in the fact that I'll be the first to die and not have to suffer through the terror.

Dark__Link

There is an easier solution. Have sex. You would be dead in next 5 minutes.

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Hypothetical start (feel free to make your own)

You are with 4 other friends, in a small house in the middle of the woods, and it is nighttime. You've found a mutilated body in the bathroom. (you're 5th friend).

What I would do.

1) NEVER SPLIT UP

2) Leave house through front door.

3) Find clearing, and stay up all night with friends

4) Make my way to Saskatchewan (it's so flat, you can watch your dog run away for 3 days straight) in the day light. (no getting jumped on)

5)Wait until movie is over.

You?

Evil_Saluki

I got a problem with your number 4. Make your way to Saskatchewan. How you going to get there? Car? The car won't start, it's coming for you. Walk? Your walking and then the guy in the back gets pulled away silently without anyone noticing.

Stay away from the women, the cool guy and the token black guy and I should be safe, unless I'm all three which then I'm destined to be killed.

I would probably stay in a large pack in an open area. I think that would be the best bet for survival

I would survive.

I would skip the attitude that characters usually have in the middle of those movies, where they're scared and running, and get straight to the idea that I have to beat the crap out of whatever is after me. At that point, the bad guy is usually shot/shredded by something, so I'd come out on top.

Immediately have sex with the hottest girl....and then decide what to do next.

1) Get a gun, a good one

2) surround myself with people who have guns that I know very well

3) Wear bullet proof armor (also stab proof)

4) Make sure to have a sharp object I can cut rope with with somewhere hidden on my body

5) Stay near a police station, with good, alive policemen

6) Have a car with me, one that is not big enough for someone to hide in the back or in the truck, fully fueled, with bullet proof glass and a damage resistant fuel and break line.

7) Get lots of light, that can be powered by any energy source I can think up of, shaking, solar, wind, outlet, batteries, etc...

where's my shotgun :P

I already read this, so I'll be fine.

1. Don't have sex no matter how much I want to.

2. Don't drink any alcohol or take any drugs whatsoever.

3. Stay with the biggest group and never leave them.

4. If escaping by way of the only car/truck running make sure to check the backseat and trunk before driving away.

5. Make sure to remain with the pure, innocent and virginal girl at all times. They never seem to die.

Buck_Hotep

:lol:

Walk off the set.thriteenthmonke

This

Well for one thing, if I have a gun with 14 bullets in the clip, I will unload all the bullets into the bad guyOblivionfan10

Not a bad idea. better idea is to shoot the bad guy twice in the chest, and put 1 riound in his misshapen, ugly, gross, deformed, brainpan. Save your Ammo for the other Zombies coming to eat you.

Well for one thing, if I have a gun with 14 bullets in the clip, I will unload all the bullets into the bad guyOblivionfan10

That doesn't work against Jason X:P.

Make sure to not have sex.

Make sure to run, but not upstairs.

Avoid all ironic statements like: "Is anyone there?" or "I think we're finally safe now!"

Make sure to stay together as a group. Power in numbers and all that jazz.

Don't go into any poorly lit room, as curious as you may be.

Play some DS

not run and trip over things like a dumb blond(no offense)