If You Got Shot What Would You Want To Be Shot By?

I would want to get shot by a shotgun right in the chest. It would be epic. In other news I explored the text edit.

Edit: Before this gets too far please keep it pg-13. ;)

Edit 2: You have to die

Cupid.

Love. . ...wait

A ~150fps airsoft rifle. In the foot.

Heroin.

edit: after reading the edits to the rules, I change my answer to: a lot of heroin.

Fuel air rpg. I would have 5 seconds to cuss.

A ~150fps airsoft rifle. In the foot.

Saturos3091

I've had that before. Wait should I have made more rules...

a nerf gun

So the guy trying to shoot me kills himself

A ~150fps airsoft rifle. In the foot.

Saturos3091

Ted Turner fired from a cannon.

^^

Preferably this.

Because I'll either die by cheating in poker or Women start to use those instead of the Pepper Sprays and Tasers and unfortunatly I'll be hitting on them.

Because I'll either die by cheating in poker or Women start to use those instead of the Pepper Sprays and Tasers and unfortunatly I'll be hitting on them.

Treflis

Yes the unfortunate realities of hitting on women. :(

rawsavon :oops:xaos

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Because I'll either die by cheating in poker or Women start to use those instead of the Pepper Sprays and Tasers and unfortunatly I'll be hitting on them.

dunl12496

Yes the unfortunate realities of hitting on women. :(

A Derringer? I guess it would be stylish.

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Because I'll either die by cheating in poker or Women start to use those instead of the Pepper Sprays and Tasers and unfortunatly I'll be hitting on them.

dunl12496

Yes the unfortunate realities of hitting on women. :(

The BFG

A denigrater gun. I'll be there for a second and then just turn to ashes.

2nd idea, a spear gun just for it looking dramatic.

A bible gun. the irony would be hilarious.

A bible gun. the irony would be hilarious.

warownslife

An NES Zapper.

A nonlethal water gun. Technically, I haven't broken any of your edited rules.

hmmm, a Nuke

A nonlethal water gun. Technically, I haven't broken any of your edited rules.

SgtKevali

What?! You die from a water gun? I'm melting!!

A zombie Andrew Jackson. It'd be totally worth the whole "dying" thing.

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A nonlethal water gun. Technically, I haven't broken any of your edited rules.

dunl12496

What?! You die from a water gun? I'm melting!!

You didn't specify the time or cause of death. We all die evertually, so it works. :lol:

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A nonlethal water gun. Technically, I haven't broken any of your edited rules.

SgtKevali

What?! You die from a water gun? I'm melting!!

You didn't specify the time or cause of death. We all die evertually, so it works. :lol:

Nothing I can think of, but I know what I'd like to shoot some women with.

A phosphorous grenade is the way I want to go. Eaten alive by acid like an ice cube dropped in a deep fryer.

A jelly bean O_O..

A camera.D_Battery

Uh...Am I weird?

Uh...Am I weird?

Jlao1

A water gun.

Cupid.

Teenaged

Oh yes. Me too. :oops:

Anything but Sea Man.

A water gun.

astrozombie37