If you had to date a household appliance

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#1 kidsmelly
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What would you date?

I pick a refrigerator. Hands down the sexiest appliance.

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#2 KiIIyou
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Lectric toofbrush.
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#3 nintendoman562
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Cheese grater.

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#4 darkmark91
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Umm my woman. What kind of question is this?

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#5 Pirate700
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The blender.

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#6 hokies1313
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I'm going with toaster oven because it's good at a lot of stuff.
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#7 cheesyjon
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The blender.

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A perfect way to keep you chaste. :P
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#8 cheesyjon
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I pick a refrigerator. Hands down the sexiest appliance.kidsmelly
"It's the bigger ones that do more things..." ;)
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#9 VaguelyTagged
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something reticular;whatever it is.

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#10 kidsmelly
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[QUOTE="kidsmelly"]I pick a refrigerator. Hands down the sexiest appliance.cheesyjon
"It's the bigger ones that do more things..." ;)

The way it dispenses crushed ice amd keep my vegetables so fresh and crisp.....o la la.

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#11 cheesyjon
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[QUOTE="cheesyjon"][QUOTE="kidsmelly"]I pick a refrigerator. Hands down the sexiest appliance.kidsmelly

"It's the bigger ones that do more things..." ;)

The way it dispenses crushed ice amd keep my vegetables so fresh and crisp.....o la la.

Yeah. It even stored your milk! ;)
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#12 wstfld
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I only own a microwave and a fridge. Not enough fish in my sea.
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#13 Aspen706
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My heater to keep me hot.
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#14 Agent-Zero
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I'd have to go with the Slap Chop
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#15 heysharpshooter
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Blender... yeah, she may be loud, but I LOVE margaritas...

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#16 Luxen90
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The drying machine.

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#17 silverwind23
Member since 2009 • 660 Posts
the fridge
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#18 Mr_Anderson1817
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the toaster :oops:

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#19 metallica_fan42
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Umm my woman. What kind of question is this?

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I have to go with this...
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#20 despa1r_fact0r
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Vacuum cleaner :P
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#21 fidosim
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Lolwut?
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#22 Feryraiser
Member since 2009 • 1574 Posts

the toaster cause it has 3 holes!

one for waffles, one for bread and one for cool whip!
yes i toast my cool whip :evil:

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#23 cjek
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Definitely the vacuum cleaner ;).
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#24 jcopp72
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what? why would you ....? -- dont care to answer.
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#25 Agent-Zero
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Definitely the vacuum cleaner ;).cjek
damn! why didn't I think of that. She's mine! I'll fight you for her.
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#26 bobaban
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The dishwasher aka a woman.

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#27 stevoqwerty
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[QUOTE="darkmark91"]

Umm my woman. What kind of question is this?

metallica_fan42

I have to go with this...

Hahaha clever.

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#28 lxl_igor_lxl
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what the hell do you people smoke??

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#29 fastesttruck
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The sink
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#30 Darthkaiser
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Vacuum cleaner :Pdespa1r_fact0r
American pie FTW? :P
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#31 flipin_jackass
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A waffle iron.
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#32 Desulated
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The toaster!

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#33 dramaybaz
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Hoover. I win?
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#34 Alacoque72
Member since 2008 • 1238 Posts

The rugbeater. Awwwwwwwww yeah

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#35 mindstorm
Member since 2003 • 15255 Posts

Espresso machine without question. It might not be able to fix me a sandwich but it sure can provide the caffeine. :P

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:D

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#36 tocklestein2005
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the sump pump :P

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#37 IcyToasters
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Vacuum cleaner :Pdespa1r_fact0r

Pffff,

Wet Vac.

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#38 hartsickdiscipl
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It has to be a vacuum cleaner.

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#39 Strider_91
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Kettle, i know how to get it hot.. :lol: Ah, i feel so cheap..
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#40 carrot-cake
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[QUOTE="darkmark91"]

Umm my woman. What kind of question is this?

metallica_fan42

I have to go with this...


Is there any other proper answer, I mean come on.

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#41 SuperBobz
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A garbage disposal.

[spoiler] Oww :P [/spoiler]

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#42 weezyfb
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the microwave
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#43 Shiggums
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I've been eyeing up that toaster as of late...oh the things I'd like to toast in its slots, if you know what I'm saying....cuz I don't.

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#44 DJ_Lae
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Vacuum cleaner. Anything with blades or anything that heats up to ridiculous temperatures is automatically out, which excludes most things.
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#45 Sheena321
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errm , the washing machine i guess :oops: :P
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#46 FatPurry
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The toilet. :oops:

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#47 Human-after-all
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My wife?
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#48 deactivated-6016e81e8e30f
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I'd cut the middle-man and go straight for that delicious electrical outlet.
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#49 Baconbits2004
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Does the ceiling fan count? cause I could ride that thing all night long.

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#50 DJ-Lafleur
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A Roomba.

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