If you had to live in a comic strip, which one would it be?

Ok, so you're just hanging out in a bar, and you see a really pretty chick. You hit on her, but someone taps on you shoulder. You turn around to see her boyfriend, who happens to be a sorcerer. A few magic words later, you are trapped in some sort of giant newspaper filled entirely with every comic strip known to man. You may choose any one to go into and inhabit. Garfield, Calvin and Hobbes, Family Circus, whatever you want! I'd live in The Far Side, it'd keep me on my toes. What strip would you pick?

Does it have to be in the newspaper?

Actually, to be honest, I would probably be either Garfield or the Far Side. :P

Calvin and Hobbes, without a doubt. Would be awesome.

Calvin And Hobbes. :D

I'm going to say that I wanna go to a webcomic instead.. :P If I can do that, either Oglaf.com (NSFW site, penis jokes and nipples all over the place, but still very amusing) or Three Panel Soul. If it HAS to be a newspaper strip, Hägar. Vikings seem to fit me. :P