If you were a bird....

What would you spend most of your time pooping on?

cd_rom.

:oops:

Children's vanella ice cream cones :twisted:

cd_rom.

:oops:

no_more_fayth

I hate birds.

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cd_rom.

:oops:

cd_rom

Whichever way you want to.

I would eat a dirty month old burrito and have carpet bomb diarrhea. :lol:

People.

Cars. Bring all my homebirds to have a bash poop on cars overnight.

Other birds.SeraphimGoddess

Bad people. I'd be a vigilante bird.

[QUOTE="SeraphimGoddess"]Other birds.DigitalExile

That takes precise timing if they're flying the opposite way.

I would eat a dirty month old burrito and have carpet bomb diarrhea. :lol:

Rutzfuz

I lol'd, hard. XD

Seriously though, I'd look for the best opportunities. I'd poop on robbers, famous people, celebrities, and generally cause mass chaos.

Other birds.SeraphimGoddess

Best answer so far.

I choose this.

Happy people, thus restoring balance in the universe.

Kings of Leon.

:P

the cast of gLee

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[QUOTE="SeraphimGoddess"]Other birds.octoman115

That takes precise timing if they're flying the opposite way.

ok CD-rom, i say you should have put an all of the above option in that poll:P

anyways if i was a bird i would poop on newly cleaned cars, i would literally hover over the carwash exit and crap on every car that comes out:P

I would get my bird friends and gang poop on people

I'd deposit my waste within a toilet, thank you very much.

I would no go so low as to use changing species as an excuse to act in such a barbaric manner.

If I were a bird I would sore majestically through the skies, the realm of mortal men and their trivial matters so far beneath me they are of little concern, for I shall fly unto the Heavens themselves and poop on the very face of God.

People. Mostly because I'd get a reaction from them. Or maybe on cars. And then I'd wait until the owner comes by to see the reaction to my work of art on their windshield.

Children's vanella ice cream cones :twisted:

vadicta

Awesome, you'd be like a sharpshooter type of bird :D

cleavages.

I would poop on Sarah Palin.Tauruslink

The Off Topic board, I assume.

cleavages.

VaguelyTagged

What kind of sick fet... oh wait, the title says, "if you were a bird..."

New cars.

On North Korea's President head and then lol.

My self?

cd_rom.

:oops:

no_more_fayth

Damnit! Beat me to it!

Somewhere's in the snow, cause Id be an awesome penguin sliding on my belly all day.