if you woke up in your room as a cat with human intellect only (hint: no talking, but with instincts of a cat) what would you do all day? I close my door at night so I'd be stuck in my room as a cat.. :(
I'd have to come to terms with a penis with proverbial razor blades. That and having to rape and make meow out bloody murder every single love interest for the rest of my life. I'd need a few minutes.
[QUOTE="ZumaJones07"]if you woke up in your room as a cat with human intellect only (hint: no talking, but with instincts of a cat) what would you do all day? I close my door at night so I'd be stuck in my room as a cat.. :( I'd sleep, eat, and hunt birds/mice. also, when people are carrying food, i'll attack them and eat their food.
I would look for cat friends then go on an adventure to seek to wizard of the rocky rock mountain and ask him if he can grant me the ability to switch between my human and cat forms at will and give me some awesome powers.
if you woke up in your room as a cat with human intellect only (hint: no talking, but with instincts of a cat) what would you do all day? I close my door at night so I'd be stuck in my room as a cat.. :(ZumaJones07
If you want to read an old science fiction story from the 1950s about such a cat, track down the short story "Space-time for Springers" by Fritz Lieber and learn what happened to the superkitten Gummitch...
Do I get to fly around, have psychic powers and learn every attack move in existence?? If not then I would grab a hat, a sword, and a pair of boots, and kill my traitor of a friend who happens to be a talking egg.
I would find a hot female furry to be my owner.Lonelynight
Go to the club, order a few drinks. Pull some ladies, go home with them. Then lie on their lap for the rest of the night and bring them a disembowled mouse for breakfast.
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