If you were a criminal what would you do.

I would own a racket and dabble in other crimes.

I would have a small gang of three diabaled gentlmen a blind one, a deaf one, and a mute one. They would help me while I kill, steal, and pimp.

I would make it my duty to break the law and then complain about police involment.

Serial Rapist....

Nahh jk

I would make it my duty to break the law and then complain about police involment.

DigitalExile

My god you rebel :shock:

Serial Rapist....

Nahh jk

PimpiNbananas

I'd be a terrorist ... a "terrifying" ... terrorist.

Oh, and my nickname would have to be Achmed.

[QUOTE="DigitalExile"]

I would make it my duty to break the law and then complain about police involment.

Mercenary848

My god you rebel :shock:

looks like everybody here wants to be a hitman.....

we will make the world a better place aren't we..!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D

looks like everybody here wants to be a hitman.....

we will make the world a better place aren't we..!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D

the-wayward

Screw the world I just want to kill, destroy, rape, and pillage.

[QUOTE="the-wayward"]

looks like everybody here wants to be a hitman.....

we will make the world a better place aren't we..!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D

Mercenary848

Screw the world I just want to kill, destroy, rape, and pillage.

you sirare one good man............

Pimp of course, just to wear a pimp suit.

Ted Bundy.

I don't need to answer your poll I am a crimial. I've broken the law so many times if they added up everything I did I'd never see the light of day again.

I'd be in the Axe gang. :P

I would have a racquet.

Then I would use illegal steroids to become tennis number one, then the odds are a million to one for me losing a grand final i would bet all my career earnings against myself.

I'd be The Joker.:|

Loan shark/debt collector semi legit option, work for yourself and sub contract out the heavy stuff

I put other, but maybe I should of clicked Theft.

What i'll do is not live in a fixed abode, as that pretty much means you can get away with any petty crime here in the UK. Sadly this is true, if you don't have a door to go knocking on, then the only way your going to get caught is by a cop on beat. If you were doing things more serious, like mudering people and causing a serious amount of threat and distress in an area, then yeah, they'll come looking for you, they'll be scanning your face through CCTV and tracking all the cameras in the areas you been in an attempt to locate your current possistion.

Now, say I hang around a cash point with a police stun tazer (I think I mentioned this one before somewhere) As soon as the 'beep, beep, beep' bit occurs and your moneys about to flip out, I go ZAP! You fall to the floor, I take the money and I run. Hoody pulled up all the time.

Now I got enough cash to make do for the day, I move on, don't hang around. I don't commit any more crimes or make another noise until i'm far away. Then, when the money is dried up I steal again. Maybe i'll try the zap trick again if i'm desperate, but better would be to simply pay for a ticket to get into a nightclub and pinch the wallets from drunk pillocs. It's very easy to do that, especially when you don't care about the consequence of being caught by the victim. So what, he gives chase, you'll lose him, drunk git would probably get himself run over trying to give chase.

For any Debit card you obtain, just give it a shot. You get 3 tries to guess the pin number, better chance then winning the lottery.

I would do this around high crime metro areas, traveling from one to another. I'll avoid Scotland and Cornwall, the police force around those places tend to be the cream of the crop. They don't see as much action, mainly domestics, so when they start getting robbery they are onto you like flies on ****!

When I re-read the topic title I thought of Oblivion.

STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!

Dexter style.8)

When I re-read the topic title I thought of Oblivion.

STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!

DigitalExile

Edit: Also the fine idea was a bit stupid. I mean, 1000 gold per murder. Why bother with the Dark Brotherhood when it's cheaper to do it yourself?

Thief or Loan Shark.

this

Contract killer. Very well paid and can be quite easy if you plan it right.

bangell99

Of course there is probably some Russain organisation who do suite style killings, they love all that shady stuff, even though it's totally unnecessary. They would need to already be above the law in order to get that to work, a lot to hide behind, maybe even a whole government.

I'd be one of those anti hero hitmen you know the one that only take the job if the killings justified.

I'd be one of those anti hero hitmen you know the one that only take the job if the killings justified.

reveiwer

That is hard becaus if you ask to many "don't need to know" questions they will think your a cop.

If I were a criminal, I'd turn myself into the police and confess to being innocent.

I'd follow people into public toilets and then thump on the door just as they start to relieve themselves, making them miss the bowl and soil the floor. I'm THAT gangsta!D3nnyCrane

lol..:o, that's truly evil..

I clicked "Other". I would bring my dog around the neighborhood and let it Wee on peoples lawns, wrecking their beautiful green lawns FOREVER!!! :twisted:

I clicked "Other". I would bring my dog around the neighborhood and let it Wee on peoples lawns, wrecking their beautiful green lawns FOREVER!!! :twisted:

Snipes_2

I thought dog piss was good for grass or atleast did not hurt it.

pshht, pimp for sure.

A president who commits war crimes.

"Oh no he didn't"

Oh yes I did

p.i.m.p

Id be a pirate, from the 14th century