If you were a President

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#1 Alisbet
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Hello everyone. This thread is dedicated to this one question: If you were a president, what kind of president you would be?

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#2 Lto_thaG
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I'd be a man of the people!

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#3 johnnycagemk2
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I'd be a man of the people!

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Hell yeah!
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#4 auron_16
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A presidential one 8)
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#5 kidsmelly
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A horrible one.

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#6 xTheExploited
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Tyrannical dictator.
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#7 Bladecutter56
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I'd fix everything and cause global peace by killing the infidels.

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#8 Teenaged
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One that doesnt spend too much time on the press trying to garner impressions and reassure the opinions of people who are easily swayed by events that aim solely to create impressions. In other words, I;d just do my job. And thats why I wouldnt get elected. But in the end one could argue that being a president is reasonable to entail publicity and diplomacy; not only with foreign nations but with your own people. Idk.
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#9 TheFlush
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I'd strive for a true secular country that's a mixture of capitalism and socialism.

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#10 dave123321
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A bad one. Would be very incompetent.
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#11 heysharpshooter
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I would become a benevolent dictator, taking away the many freedoms and rights Americans have abused or taken for granted. Then upon my death, I would return the US to democracy, and hopefully taught a new generation of Americans just how fragile and important those freedoms are.

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#12 DJ-Lafleur
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I'd be a president who is completely honest and never lies or curves around the truth.

Oh wait...

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#13 PerfectCircles
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I'd never want to be president, no matter what you do people will complain.
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#14 Bladecutter56
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I'd never want to be president, no matter what you do people will complain. PerfectCircles

That's where my "killing the infidels" solution comes in.

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#15 lamprey263
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I'd be looking backward throwing people in jail for faking WMD intelligence, torturing foreign detainees, investigate war profiteers for fraud, sue more of those people that collectively hide billions of their money in Swiss bank accounts to avoid taxes. I'd quit that whole "reach across the aisle" language that Republicans have abused to stall-stall-stall, I'd encourage congress to make them put their money where their mouth is and hold those 24 hour filibuster sessions until they run out of steam. I'd read through the most top secret files that are probably top secret to cover peoples' asses than for state security and I'd leak the crap out of it.
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#16 Travixyz
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The First President who is a real gamer
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#17 deactivated-6127ced9bcba0
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I would be a fiscal conservative and a social moderate.

I'd stay out of people's lives as much as reasonable and let my country flourish without having to worry about the government taking over businesses.

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#18 markinthedark
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If I was president,
I'd get elected on Friday, assasinated on Saturday,
and buried on Sunday.

If I was president...

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#19 deactivated-6016e81e8e30f
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A tyrant that would rule with an iron army with iron fists. My patience runs low with incompetent people that make my job harder than it has to be.
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#20 TheShadowLord07
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a feudal warlord. why I do not know. It sounds pretty cool though.

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#21 Acemaster27
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Cut the military by 1/3 to 1/2. Amazingly, we could pay off our debt and fund schools and infrastructure. For my second term I would take on health care and create a true public option or die trying.
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#22 Vader993
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bring on communism

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#23 LegendaryFox77
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I would deport all the midgets in the United States.

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#24 SaudiFury
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fiscally conservative (spend less, slightly raise taxes across the board at various degrees)


create a program (not a department!) to lessen the national debt.

One very unpopular move among the elites i'd be tempted to do would be stop incentives for big oil, and give those incentives for companies R&D'ing on renewable energies. Energy companies don't get a free lunch, they have to adapt for the future sooner rather then later. Not to mention this could give us a new market and a new technology that would not only provide new jobs, but keep America's top status secure for the forseeable future.


socially liberal, if the issue were to come up to me, i would legalize gay marriage (and i don't care if it called marriage or civil unions, what i care is what the legally granted to the couples.)



militarily, i'd do some downscaling, but i'd continue to commit forces in the Middle East and Afghanistan.

increase spending on training programs with allies in the region, increase anti-terrorism work via combination of intelligence, police work, and pressuring states in the region to lessen hate speech in school systems and give liberals and moderates a platform.

I'd do a non-stop pressure on both Palestinians (Fatah AND Hamas), and Israel via shuttle diplomacy. if Hamas or Hezbollah were to go violent on any American diplomats, i would restrain Israel, and use the full might of the American military to bear to do the job and wipe the floor with either of them.

In other words, i would definently definently.. carry a large stick and speak often and softly.



To make the UN more relevant, i'd put the weight of the US behind some sort of incentive program (within the UN) if other nations were to donate more troops for UN missions across the world.


Open the way - if there are problems - for American businesses to do business in relatively stable African countries. This will be the future of the cheap labor market. As of now China is the only major player in the region, would rather have America in there as well.

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If i was King of Saudi...


I probably would end up never giving up the throne. don't think there is a strong enough number of people who would argue for a democracy.


what i would do is try and create the foundation....

Reform education system, take out hate speech and those emphasizing on depreciating other religions.

No more simple memorization in the schools, kids will need to write about what think about the story.


Women driving,

Women voting

Women right to dress (explicitly decreed).

Gender mixing is allowed (explicit decree)



I would form a bill of rights that would be mandatory for courts to follow.


make Eye for an eye nearly impossible to happen (even more so then today). No lashings, or physical punishments to be given. Or if i could take the gamble (without losing my head) take out Sharia Law all together.


The Shouria Council would - at first - be still a sort of consultative body, but it would now be a wholly elected body by the people.

full municipal elections by the people, with budgets given.


privatization of the national airline Saudia.

free up the internet, free up the media.

transparency in the courts.

no more political prisoners (there are very very few that i know of...) only those who explicitly or very strongly implicitly advocate violence against the state.


Encourage diversity in the economy by loosening up large sectors of the economy.

Begin national program to create a native military industry, see if i cannot get a similar treaty that Israel enjoys with the US.

Not long after Israel makes peace with Palestine, will i myself make peace with Israel, open the borders, and begin economic ties. before a formal peace treaty, i would clandestinely exchange intel on terrorists in the region.

I would - if i have excess money - give Palestine's new government economic 'marshall plan' to help build up her cities and infrastructure, and encourage - via incentives - for Saudi companies to do business in Palestine.

Allow for church's in all of Saudi EXCEPT Mecca and Medina, and i would - at first - limit proslytizing. (slowly get people in the country ok with the idea of religious freedom.)


make Mecca open for all visitors. While no churchs allowed at first (or maybe in my lifetime), i would certainly allow Christians and non-Muslims into the Holy City to see the city themselves.

yeah... i'll need 40 years of being King to get this done....

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I would make Clinton's sex scandals look like child's play.
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#26 JuggaloRandall
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I would deport all the midgets in the United States.

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Dood, i love midgets lol
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#27 Vaasman
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I'd commission a giant pool of green jello on the white house lawn.

Then I'd tell everyone whats really in area 51.

In other words, I'd be an awesome president.

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#28 T_P_O
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Give you all the inalienable right to party.

Also, do nothing, you people will complain as soon as the opposition manage to find the next shiny thing.

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Promise nothing more then i can keep
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#30 jimy1475
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my orders would be everyone has to play games 24 hours a day, so yes i would be the worst president

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I'd be looking backward throwing people in jail for faking WMD intelligence, torturing foreign detainees, investigate war profiteers for fraud, sue more of those people that collectively hide billions of their money in Swiss bank accounts to avoid taxes. I'd quit that whole "reach across the aisle" language that Republicans have abused to stall-stall-stall, I'd encourage congress to make them put their money where their mouth is and hold those 24 hour filibuster sessions until they run out of steam. I'd read through the most top secret files that are probably top secret to cover peoples' asses than for state security and I'd leak the crap out of it.lamprey263

In turn, I would offer every liberal $10,000 cash to renounce citizenship and move to a socialist country permanently.:P

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I'd be mostly evil.
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#33 deactivated-5f9e3c6a83e51
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No idea. I think there is so much that goes on in politics that I have no idea about. It's easy for us to say how noble and good we would be, but when you really find out how the world works, I suspect most people wouldn't be able to do that.

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#34 mindstorm
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The kind that would have problems with public relations due to use of sarcasm, arguments from absurdity, and name calling in public discussions. I, for whatever reason, tend to have the mindset that if I have the support of the majority then I must be doing something wrong.
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#35 Theokhoth
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An evil commie bent on eating your children with socialism. Like FDR.
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#36 rcafan
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i make it the best place to be and ban both dems and republicans for every running again.

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#37 Overlord93
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a jolly, non-evil dictator

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#38 walkingdream
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Out of curiosity to those Americans here, does the President have absolute power? Like can he do pretty much anything he wants ect....
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a jolly, non-evil dictator

Overlord93

like santa claus?

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#40 Overlord93
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[QUOTE="Overlord93"]

a jolly, non-evil dictator

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like santa claus?

:lol: yes, exactly like that
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#41 jaqulle999
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A little bit like George Bush.. i would have no idea what i am doing

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Make our days longer, a day is no longer 24 hours, but 36 hours.
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#43 Vaasman
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Out of curiosity to those Americans here, does the President have absolute power? Like can he do pretty much anything he wants ect....walkingdream
No, the President is still bound by the constitution. For example, the President cannot approve his own laws without the approval of congress.

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#44 scorch-62
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I would be the president that every Republican unanimously hates. I'm gay AND an atheist.
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#45 GrabTheYayo
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i will make america a Communist country/dictatorship...then conquer the entire world under one ruler. and kill anyone who dissagree's with my idea.

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#46 GHlegend77
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A horny one.  But seriously, I would be a libertarian president.
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Launch an invasion of a totally helpless country for no reason........Canada.
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#48 Warship_19
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I'd fix everything and cause global peace by killing the infidels.

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This and then I'd ruin it by invading Canada.