If you were a robot, what would your main function be?

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#1 KLAX42
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I'd be a sound and light system. And probably a drink dispenser. 8)
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#2 Gamer4Iife
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I'd totally be a Robocop. :D
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#3 UnrighteousFury
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I don't know......search and destroy?
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#5 KLAX42
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My primary function would be sex it up with all of the pleasure chips installed in me as well as all the awesome sex programs I would have downloaded in me! 8)

DJ-Lafleur

Don't be reckless! I'd hate to see you get a virus and have to be rebooted. I hear you're never the same. :(

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#6 muffincakes87
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Pleasure bot.

Used for women of course.

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#7 foxhound_fox
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Either sex or killing all humans.
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#8 fastesttruck
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Well I'm already part Robot which is why I tend to call my self The FBot. I'm more of a Spam Bot tho >_> and a reading Bot both of which I find to be very fun even tho the Spam isn't really Spam but more of just posting a lot
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#9 DJ-Lafleur
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[QUOTE="DJ-Lafleur"]

My primary function would be sex it up with all of the pleasure chips installed in me as well as all the awesome sex programs I would have downloaded in me! 8)

KLAX42

Don't be reckless! I'd hate to see you get a virus and have to be rebooted. I hear you're never the same. :(

Don't worry, I'd have anti-virus protection. I've had that awkward talk with the main program, trust me. :?

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#10 Communist_Soul
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My main function would be to enslave humans, and force them all to dance. :twisted:

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#11 KG86
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Terminate John Connor.
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#12 super_mario_128
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BATTLEDROID! Eee-Aw-Eee-Aw-Eee-Aw! BlaST! PackOw! BlAmO!
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#13 KLAX42
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My main function would be to enslave humans, and force them all to dance. :twisted:

Communist_Soul

Like this?

http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/3686/thomdancegifve8tu1.gif

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#14 markop2003
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I'ld investigate the meaning of the word function and what mine is
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#15 Deihjan
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I'd EXTERMINATE! EEXTEEEERMINAAAAAATE!
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#16 deactivated-5d25ae64ef918
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I'd totally be a Robocop. :DGamer4Iife
This right here.
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#17 mayforcebeyou
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to be a slave
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#18 KLAX42
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I'd EXTERMINATE! EEXTEEEERMINAAAAAATE!Deihjan

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Please! Look in your hard drive and open your mercy file!

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#19 aaaaarrrrggggg
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[QUOTE="Deihjan"]I'd EXTERMINATE! EEXTEEEERMINAAAAAATE!KLAX42

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Please! Look in your hard drive and open your mercy file!

Quick! Install the morality core!
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#20 DigitalExile
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It's unlikely I'd be advanced enough to be able to choose my own purpose. It's most likely I'd be built with a function in mind beforehand.
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#21 Jekken6
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[QUOTE="KLAX42"][QUOTE="DJ-Lafleur"]

My primary function would be sex it up with all of the pleasure chips installed in me as well as all the awesome sex programs I would have downloaded in me! 8)

DJ-Lafleur

Don't be reckless! I'd hate to see you get a virus and have to be rebooted. I hear you're never the same. :(

Don't worry, I'd have anti-virus protection. I've had that awkward talk with the main program, trust me. :?

This + robocop

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#22 kemar7856
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distory everything
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#23 Treflis
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Plant Flowers and seeds to help build up the natural environment and forests, also make things more pretty.
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#24 ShadowedSight
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Search and Destroy!
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#25 markop2003
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[QUOTE="Deihjan"]I'd EXTERMINATE! EEXTEEEERMINAAAAAATE!KLAX42

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Please! Look in your hard drive and open your mercy file!

Daleks ain't robots ;)
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#26 Treflis
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[QUOTE="KLAX42"]

[QUOTE="Deihjan"]I'd EXTERMINATE! EEXTEEEERMINAAAAAATE!markop2003

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Please! Look in your hard drive and open your mercy file!

Daleks ain't robots ;)

Where is Dr. Who when you need him?
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#27 DigitalExile
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[QUOTE="markop2003"][QUOTE="KLAX42"]

:o

Please! Look in your hard drive and open your mercy file!

Treflis
Daleks ain't robots ;)

Where is Dr. Who when you need him?

Flying around space in his R-TARDIS high on moon dust.
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#29 Deihjan
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[QUOTE="KLAX42"]

[QUOTE="Deihjan"]I'd EXTERMINATE! EEXTEEEERMINAAAAAATE!markop2003

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Please! Look in your hard drive and open your mercy file!

Daleks ain't robots ;)

They sure talk like robots... ok ok then I'll just.. DELETE! DELETE!
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#30 yagr_zero
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My main function would be banning humans.
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#31 fastesttruck
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My main function would be banning humans.Yagr_Zero
Does that mean that the FBot race would be safe from you? >_>
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#32 yagr_zero
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[QUOTE="Yagr_Zero"]My main function would be banning humans.fastesttruck
Does that mean that the FBot race would be safe from you? >_>

As long as you're not part human.
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#33 jensen_slipknot
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To create weed.
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#34 fastesttruck
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]As long as you're not part human.Yagr_Zero
I'm working on getting rid of the human part as its much too worthless to have. The darn thing makes me need to sleep when I should be far past that state
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#35 markop2003
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[QUOTE="markop2003"][QUOTE="KLAX42"]

:o

Please! Look in your hard drive and open your mercy file!

Deihjan
Daleks ain't robots ;)

They sure talk like robots... ok ok then I'll just.. DELETE! DELETE!

They'ld be cyborgs, the only robots i can think of in Dr Who are the clockwork ones and K9
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#36 SpidersRMe
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I'm not sure. I'm sure I'd be able to something wonderful, though.
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#37 yagr_zero
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[QUOTE="Yagr_Zero"]]As long as you're not part human.fastesttruck
I'm working on getting rid of the human part as its much too worthless to have. The darn thing makes me need to sleep when I should be far past that state

You better hurry or my banhammer will come crashing down on you :P.
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#38 Deihjan
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[QUOTE="Deihjan"][QUOTE="markop2003"] Daleks ain't robots ;)markop2003
They sure talk like robots... ok ok then I'll just.. DELETE! DELETE!

They'ld be cyborgs, the only robots i can think of in Dr Who are the clockwork ones and K9

but Cybermen are so awesome D:
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#39 fastesttruck
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You better hurry or my banhammer will come crashing down on you :P.Yagr_Zero
I'll just out smart you some how and make a banhammer banner so it bans your banhammer before you can kill me :P
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#40 Avistann
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Pleasure PC
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#41 observer77
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I would be pleasure machine an pepsi despensor I love pepsi!!!! an being able to be happy that I made other people happy and experience pleasure of some kind is rewarding
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#42 yagr_zero
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[QUOTE="Yagr_Zero"]You better hurry or my banhammer will come crashing down on you :P.fastesttruck
I'll just out smart you some how and make a banhammer banner so it bans your banhammer before you can kill me :P

My function cannot be stopped! Resistance is futile!
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#43 fastesttruck
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[My function cannot be stopped! Resistance is futile!Yagr_Zero
dammit! I'm only 9% of the way to fully being a Robot. I'll have to use every ton of my CPU to find a way to out smart you >_>
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#44 yagr_zero
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[QUOTE="Yagr_Zero"][My function cannot be stopped! Resistance is futile!fastesttruck
dammit! I'm only 9% of the way to fully being a Robot. I'll have to use every ton of my CPU to find a way to out smart you >_>

You better hurry. My hunter program is targeting your house :P.
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#45 fastesttruck
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You better hurry. My hunter program is targeting your house :P.Yagr_Zero
I don't live in a house tho... My CPU is the size of a small town which is inside of a small city like body
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#46 Boston_Boyy
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I'd be an Animal Castorator
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#47 Monkeyboy_172
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Cup holder
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#48 THE_DRUGGIE
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Killing anyone who says "irregardless".
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#49 yagr_zero
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[QUOTE="Yagr_Zero"]You better hurry. My hunter program is targeting your house :P.fastesttruck
I don't live in a house tho... My CPU is the size of a small town which is inside of a small city like body

Then I guess the whole city will have to go. It is full of humans afterall :P.
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#50 TheWizard_1
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Destroying All Humans.