As I have been watching a lot of competitive cooking shows lately, I must say food critics, my god are they ever some pretentious d-bags!
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As I have been watching a lot of competitive cooking shows lately, I must say food critics, my god are they ever some pretentious d-bags!
Guys who wear fitted hats with the stickers still on them. I'd strangle them with their own hoodie, torn into strips and knotted together, and then place the corpse with a pair of aviators and a hole cut out of the brim of their hat where the sticker used to be. Investigators would later find the circle of fabric and shiny sticker lodged down the victim's throat.DJ_LaeSort of...detailed, isn't it? :P
[QUOTE="cousin_eddy"]highschool kids, for they are the devil! :twisted:BIOSHOCKER98i sure arent... :P you better hope not :lol: nah it would mainly be the popular kids and the jocks id target :twisted:
Guys who wear fitted hats with the stickers still on them. I'd strangle them with their own hoodie, torn into strips and knotted together, and then place the corpse with a pair of aviators and a hole cut out of the brim of their hat where the sticker used to be. Investigators would later find the circle of fabric and shiny sticker lodged down the victim's throat.DJ_LaeThat's great dude, really creative. Sounds like all you need is a lunch pail and you're ready to work. Also good selection, I hate seeing some chode walk around with a perfectly straight bill and a couple stickers on it, usually kicked to the side to complete the look.
Id kill major criminals
but im a christian so i would never kil
But if i had too it would be major criminals.
You know if someone in the FBI who did serious business read this, you people would be in trouble O.o cyberdarkkidI really doubt that it would be taken seriously. It's just for a laugh.
Off the top of my head I would choose people who insist on wearing flip-flops away from an immediate beach or pool area as if they are acceptable go anywhere footwear. I'd taser them and then stab them while they're down and take their flippity floppity feet coverings away from them rendering them barefooted and pure like the day they were born. Poor sad little creatures that I must save from themselves...
The kind of man who drivs down the street with a sterio cranked up so you can hear the m half a mile away, because they want attention.
The same kind of guy who are sexist and abusive towards women, with thier "Im a real man, I slap my Bi*ch around".
And pumps Iron in a Gym, + wears a Tshirt 3 sizes too small to give the illusion that theyre stronger then they seem.
The kind that Beats up those smaller then themselves, and yell and hunt down queer people. Because of thier own insecurity.
The guys looking for a fight every time theyre out drinking.
The kind of guy who drives 60 on the roads around schools and kindergardens.
That kind of man would be my target, mainly for the satisfaction of making thier last few mins on earth a nightmare, when they find out that there are things out there bigger and badder then they are ^^. And because they go against everything my own ethics and Morals are.
Kinda brings a smile to my face thinking about how they suddenly find out theyre not immortal like they always think.
[QUOTE="cyberdarkkid"]You know if someone in the FBI who did serious business read this, you people would be in trouble O.o Second_RookI really doubt that it would be taken seriously. It's just for a laugh.
It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye.
Then the game is "Where's my eye?"
I'd say child molestors and rapists, they are the scum of the Earth. I'd be like Dexter :P
10thwonder
Dexter
Glorifying serial killers since 2006.
[QUOTE="10thwonder"]
I'd say child molestors and rapists, they are the scum of the Earth. I'd be like Dexter :P
avatar_genius
Dexter
Glorifying serial killers since 2006.
Awesome show.
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