If you were an english teacher. what would be required reading in your class?

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#1 legend26
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for that would have to be

catcher in the rye

Watchmen

Zombie survival guide

WWZ

Harry Potter

Who goes there?

At the mountains of madness

A scanner darkly

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#2 mrmusicman247
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Every Dr. Seuss book.

EDIT: Oh and Where The Wild Things Are.

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#3 Grodus5
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For a high school level class:

World War Z
Huck Finn
1984
And some other stuff.

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#4 mmmwksil
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Assuming High School level:

Alice's Adventures in Wonderland & Through the Looking Glass
Adventures of Huckleberry Finn
The Divine Comedy
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
Mary Shelley's Frankenstein
Bram Stoker's Dracula

Others... but I cannot recall right now.

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Ishmeal Life of Pi The Way of the Peaceful Warrior Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
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#6 lonewolf604
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Not Great Gatsby. Seriously, for a well known "classic" this book put me to sleep.
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#7 ferrari2001
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Tolkien. That is all.
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I'd most likely be a mean teacher.. so.. first semester would be an in depth analysis of atlas shrugged.. and the second would be an analysis on Snooki - A Shore Thing
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I'd most likely be a mean teacher.. so.. first semester would be an in depth analysis of atlas shrugged.. and the second would be an analysis on Snooki - A Shore Thingimaps3fanboy
The future of our nation would be in good hands with such titles gracing curriculum nation wide..
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#10 mrmusicman247
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Mary Shelly's Frankenstein too.
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#11 deactivated-5fc147aeeb0aa
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Probably the book Hitler wrote while serving time.

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#12 LZ71
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I don't know. I guess: -The Grapes of Wrath -Animal Farm -The Odyssey -1984 -The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn -Fahrenheit 451 -The Road -Of Mice and Men Those are just some personal favorites. I think if I taught an English class I'd rather have some sort of theme running throughout the books I taught all year long, but I can't think of any right now (for example, last year we had a theme of "Hero on a journey", which included The Odyssey, Anthem, and others).
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Probably the book Hitler wrote while serving time.

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Mien Kampfychair? Good book. Really taught me how to feng shui.

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#14 weezyfb
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1984 Shakespeare etc
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#15 tocool340
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You forgot lord of the flies...

Oops, I misread thread title. Probably the longest single story book I can find...:P

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[QUOTE="sherman-tank1"]

Probably the book Hitler wrote while serving time.

22Toothpicks

Mien Kampfychair? Good book. Really taught me how to feng shui.

Indeed, and I will not let them have an English copy.

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Great Gatsby, 1894, Catch-22, Old Man and The Sea, Lord of the Flies, Of Mice and Men
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"House of Leaves" by Mark Z. Danielewski One could base an entire thesis course around this work.
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#19 ferrari2001
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Also, if I wanted to be a mean teacher.. Clarissa by Samuel Richardson. At over 1 million words my students would be very unhappy.
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#20 Fightingfan
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Non-fiction, I don't enjoy fictional books. I'd make my class read, The Third Reich, Mein Kampf and Albert Einstein/Steven Hawking biography.
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The Forever War by Joe Haldeman

Slaughterhouse Five by Kurt Vonnegut

The Hobbit by Tolkien

Fahrenheit 451 by Ray Bradburn

Too Loud a Solitude by Bohumil Hrabal

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#22 Suzy_Q_Kazoo
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It depends on the type of class, really. I guess Hamlet (you just have to) among a couple other works of Shakespeare, To Kill a Mockingbird, Fahrenheit 451 or Brave New World, Catch-22, Mary Shelley's Frankenstein, Of Mice and Men, etc.

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#23 gandaf007
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If I had a choice, it would have to be something along:

Fast Food Nation (Along with the Jungle), The Overachievers, Tale of Two Cities, The Once and Future King, The Divine Comedy, Crime and Punishment, Rebecca, Frankenstein, and a few others that don't quite come to mind at the moment.

My basis for these are books that both me and my fellow classmates have enjoyed the most and works I believe that have a strong message/themes/etc. Sadly, if I do end up becoming an English teacher (and i very much want to) I wouldn't have the liberty to choose =(

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I would never make anything required reading. All I'd set for guidelines is that it has to be a novel, and it has to be at your reading level (so no kiddie books in highschool). Reading is only pleasurable when you can read what you want. If you're forced to read boring things in your youth, you'll hate reading in adulthood because you'll feel that it's boring. I'd allow as much freedom as possible to each student when choosing books to read to ensure they actually get something out of the novel.
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#25 mmmwksil
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I would never make anything required reading. All I'd set for guidelines is that it has to be a novel, and it has to be at your reading level (so no kiddie books in highschool). Reading is only pleasurable when you can read what you want. If you're forced to read boring things in your youth, you'll hate reading in adulthood because you'll feel that it's boring. I'd allow as much freedom as possible to each student when choosing books to read to ensure they actually get something out of the novel.XilePrincess

How can you instruct a classroom if everyone reads different material? You need some required books in order to base lessons and analyses off of, no?

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It would depend on the course. I personally would love to teach a James Joyce elective... Ulysses, A Portrait of the Artist As a Young Man, Dubliners, and Finnegan's Wake. It would be brutal, but it would also be pretty epic.
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The Picture of Dorian Gray
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The Silmarillion by J.R.R. Tolkien, Crime and Punishment( would love to teach a class based around Dostoevsky's work), The Picture of Dorian Gray, Cosmos and/or A Demon Haunted World by Carl Sagan, Slaughterhouse Five, etc.

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Warhammer 40k The whole Horus Heresy so they learn the background of our glorious nation and that the heretics need to be burned.
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for that would have to be

catcher in the rye

Watchmen

Zombie survival guide

WWZ

Harry Potter

Who goes there?

At the mountains of madness

A scanner darkly

legend26
Man, I hope I never have an English teacher that makes me read that garbage.
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The Great Gatsby

The Picture of Dorian Gray

Catcher in the Rye

The Hobbit

Pride and Prejudice

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#32 spazzx625
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Lord of the Flies - William Golding Metamorphosis - Franz Kafka As I Lay Dying - William Faulkner Alice's Adventures in Wonderland - Lewis Carroll The Stranger - Albert Camus The Great Gatsby - F. Scott Fitzgerald Animal Farm - George Orwell Moby Dick - Herman Melville (though this would probably take close to a full semester in high school) In Cold Blood - Truman Capote Of Mice and Men - John Steinbeck I could go on...
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The Stranger - Albert Camusspazzx625
Totally forgot about this one, great choice
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#34 balders1982
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The Tempest

The complete works of Tolstoy

Animal Farm

The Count of Monte Cristo

ATale of Two Cities

And if I'm feeling really mean,The Gormenghast Trilogy, with full analysis of the characters and the castle itself.

Oh, and to lighten things up a bit, both of Billy Connolly's biography.

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Harry Potter, The Hobbit, and the LOTR trilogy, and maybe (just to be mean) The Silmarillion. :twisted:
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That would depend on what grade I'm teaching and what the government requires. Obviously, having your 2nd Grade english class read 1984 wouldn't be a very good idea. I'd like my class though to read Of Mice and Men, Catch 22, 1984, The Grapes of Rath, To Kill A Mockingbird, Flowers for Algernon, etc. And if I was to get into teaching, I'd be a history or social studies teacher.

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Depends what level really. Definitely One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest if it's grade 12. Honestly, I'd probably end up teaching the same things I was taught in school.
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For an A Level cIass (16 - 18 year olds)

Jerome K. Jerome's 'Three Men In A Boat',

Shakespeare's 'Much Ado About Nothing',

Mary Shelley's 'Frankenstein' (I did this book at A Level and it's an awesome novel to study).

Malorie Blackman's 'Boys Don't Cry',

Charlotte Bronte's 'Jane Eyre',

Michael Crichton's 'Jurassic Park' or maybe 'Next'.

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#39 parkurtommo
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For an A Level cIass (16 - 18 year olds)

Jerome K. Jerome's 'Three Men In A Boat',

Shakespeare's 'Much Ado About Nothing',

Mary Shelley's 'Frankenstein' (I did this book at A Level and it's an awesome novel to study).

Malorie Blackman's 'Boys Don't Cry',

Charlotte Bronte's 'Jane Eyre',

Michael Crichton's 'Jurassic Park' or maybe 'Next'.

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I thought Jurassic Park was a terrible book :?
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None, reading is boring and the students wouldn't enjoy it. You shoudln't force someone read what you think is a good book as they probably won't enjoy it if they're forced to.

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Mary Shelley's 'Frankenstein' (I did this book at A Level and it's an awesome novel to study).

MissLibrarian

Yessss. Someone knows about this awesome book.

I'd like to also add Metamorphosis - Franz Kafka.

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None, reading is boring and the students wouldn't enjoy it. You shoudln't force someone read what you think is a good book as they probably won't enjoy it if they're forced to.

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I honestly can't tell if you're being serious. If you are I weep for the future of humanity.
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I thought Jurassic Park was a terrible book :?parkurtommo
Yes, the more I think about it I would definitely choose Next instead of Jurassic Park. Jurassic Park is just easy to sell to teenagers due to cult popularity/a bostin film version etc. But the real reasons why I would choose a Crichton novel (contemporary American fiction on a semi-relevant subject, a masculine and direct literary style, imaginative story progression) are better severed by Next. Depending on the students I might've chosen Cormac McCarthy's 'The Road' instead.
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The Grapes of Wrath -Animal Farm -1984 -The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn -Fahrenheit 451 -Of Mice and Men.LZ71
I'd have to agree with this list plus a couple of more that I can't think of the titles, they are on the tip of my tongue

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#45 spazzx625
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Depending on the students I might've chosen Cormac McCarthy's 'The Road' instead. MissLibrarian
I almost added that to my list because I thought it would be great to speculate on the surrounding setup for the story that McCarthy chooses to ignore. E.g. - What happened to the world? Where do you think they are? What happens AFTER the book ends?
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Death of a salesmen.
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The Dictionary. Every freaking page.

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Yessss. Someone knows about this awesome book.mrmusicman247
"It was on a dreary night in November that I beheld the accomplishment of my toils." Lol Chapter Five line I, still remember that with clarity, awesome pathetic fallacy regarding the weather there. Typical Gothic :roll: Seriously though it is a fantastic book, though the film by Kenneth Branagh was laughable, and Dr. Frankenstein is a right git. I felt no sympathy for him whatsoever. Though I did for the creature :[
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[QUOTE="StealthMonkey4"]

None, reading is boring and the students wouldn't enjoy it. You shoudln't force someone read what you think is a good book as they probably won't enjoy it if they're forced to.

spazzx625

I honestly can't tell if you're being serious. If you are I weep for the future of humanity.

I'm being serious. Books are outdated and pointless and forcing uninterested students in reading a book they don't care about is just dumb.

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#50 spazzx625
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[QUOTE="spazzx625"][QUOTE="StealthMonkey4"]

None, reading is boring and the students wouldn't enjoy it. You shoudln't force someone read what you think is a good book as they probably won't enjoy it if they're forced to.

StealthMonkey4

I honestly can't tell if you're being serious. If you are I weep for the future of humanity.

I'm being serious. Books are outdated and pointless and forcing uninterested students in reading a book they don't care about is just dumb.

Outdated? Pointless? That is a completely ignorant thing to say. Also, the entire point of education is "being forced" to do something you may not like or care about. Get over it. You are in store for a lifetime of doing things you may not be 100% vested in.