If you were facing down a zombie apocalypse...

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#1 BilbeauLaggins
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and you could pick three current/former presidents to fight it out with you, who would you choose?

My choices:

Teddy Roosevelt

Andrew Jackson

Ike

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JFK, Bill Clinton and Teddy Roosevelt. JFK and Bill to chill with, Teddy to keep us alive through kicking the most zombie ass.
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Teddy, William Clinton, and Washington.
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Would the dead presidents be zombies? If so...I choose live ones.
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Truman would be a good sidekick or Jefferson. Kind of an odd question, though
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#6 pride93x
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If zombies invaded, I'd greese up the street with pam and watch the zombies bake from my roof.

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Teddy (Its Teddy freaking Roosevelt)

Lincoln (can handle an Axe)

Washington (younger, soldier version)

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I'd go with the one that didn't have sexual relations with that women.

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The fattest ones, so I could throw them to the zombie hordes as distractions
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#10 octoman115
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Teddy

Eisenhower

Washington

Really strange question.

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The fattest ones, so I could throw them to the zombie hordes as distractionsxaos

Looks like Taft would be a top pick for you...

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#12 BilbeauLaggins
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I'd go with the one that didn't have sexual relations with that women.

MediumBread

LOL

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George w. Bush....because hes a funny guy :lol: and Clinton because hes also a funny guy. I need funny people with me.
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George w. Bush....because hes a funny guy :lol: and Clinton because hes also a funny guy. I need funny people with me. ReaperV7
so you would have as much as possible fun in your last moments?
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[QUOTE="ReaperV7"]George w. Bush....because hes a funny guy :lol: and Clinton because hes also a funny guy. I need funny people with me. VaguelyTagged
so you would have as much as possible fun in your last moments?

pretty much lol. I can image myself with a couple of sniper rifles on a shopping mall just calling out shots with bush and clinton, just hours before our death. That'd be randy baby. yah.
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#16 Serraph105
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Lincoln (He's tall and has been known to swing an ax or two)

Washington (He's seen battle)

Obama (Token black guy)

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   I feel fairly safe now :P