If you were free falling from 10,000 feet in the air...

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#1 Tech-Man08
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What would you do? I would call my parents if I had my cell on me (hopefully I have coverage whereever I'm free falling) I will tell them bye and stuff and tell them I'm going to heaven a little bit early but I'll see them there one day.

ON A SERIOUS NOTE!

I can't imagine what would be going through someone's mind while going through that. How would the pain feel? Would you die within one second or would your death be slow and painful?

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#2 Dark__Link
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I'd probably try out screaming. Once that got dull, maybe I'd try to spot my house.
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#3 msudude211
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I'd at least do a few barrel rolls. Then try to be Superman?
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#4 duxup
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Unfortunately mythbusters proved you can't communicate by voice while skydiving. Save those cell phone minutes.
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#5 vendettared468
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At 10,000 feet you would definately die instantly on impact. Having no pain. No matter what side of your body you landed on your spine would be demolished and your ribs would shrapnel into all your major organs.
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#6 Mayhem48
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I would be thinking really hard of some way i could possibly survive this.
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#7 famicommander
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I'd at least do a few barrel rolls. Then try to be Superman? msudude211
Dammit. That's what I was going to say. Thread over.
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#8 Tuky06
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Try to fall on water, althought that would also kill me. You have nothing to lose by trying, right?

Or maybe pull of a perfect interpretation of the hare hare yukai dance.

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#9 GodLovesDead
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Aim for farmland. You might live.
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#11 gamah_killah
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Dive towards the lake or the less deadly surface.

Or awaken my hidden powers

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#12 Verge_6
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Try to do all sorts of acrobatic tricks. I mean, if I don't have a parachute or anything, why spend my last few minutes screaming myself hoarse and pissing my pants in fear? Live in the moment, dammit!
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#13 soldier-dark
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Well, it would seem to me it would happen like this:

I would be just about to hit the ground when I see the odd site of a person doing a strange dance almost ritual like, while balancing some birds on their hed. Now, this may not be the exact site I see, hopefully something much stranger. Then, I will be so distracted by this that I will instantly forget to hit the ground and completely miss it. I will be flying through the air, with gravity having no effect on me.

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#14 msudude211
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Unfortunately mythbusters proved you can't communicate by voice while skydiving. Save those cell phone minutes.duxup

I've never seen that one. Is it old or new?

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#15 carrot-cake
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[QUOTE="msudude211"]I'd at least do a few barrel rolls. Then try to be Superman? famicommander
Dammit. That's what I was going to say. Thread over.


I would try to touch someone's shoulder while performing the barrel roll, but that might prove to be impossible. Unless someone is falling with.
EDIT: Actually, I would try and do so many barrel rolls in the air at such a speed that, when I reach the ground time is going so slow I would be able to just lightly fall on the ground. Then I would have to wait a few minutes for time to catch up.
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#16 elblanquito_81
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Try to aim for some farmland and land on a cow or something.
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#17 Mayhem48
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Try to aim for some farmland and land on a cow or something. elblanquito_81

Lol why? So you can kill a cow as well as yourself?

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#18 nickyb628
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I'd cry.
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#19 VacantPsalm
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Aim for the trees, what else. If they're thick enough they'll help break your fall. Would be damn unpleasant but hey it beats dieing and making someone clean up that ****.
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#20 gamah_killah
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Try to aim for some farmland and land on a cow or something. elblanquito_81

Wouldn't the cow kick you back up again before you hit land?

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#21 munu9
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Shift my head down so that I go into a dive, go faster, and close my eyes until it ends...
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#22 Kikouken
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I'd cry.nickyb628

It would be a very dry cry considering youre falling and your tears probably wouldnt come out :lol:

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#23 -Jiggles-
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I'd take a crap in mid air and see if I can hit anybody with it who may be below me.
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#24 sinistergoggles
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I'd make sure I'm gonna land on my back, and close my eyes.
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#25 DivergeUnify
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For those saying go for a lake. Assuming you don't hit the bottom, unless you do a perfect olympic dive, the momentum from falling is going to keep you moving down and probably break your back
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#26 xkojimax
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i would take a crap and piss and see which one is faster.
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#27 elblanquito_81
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[QUOTE="elblanquito_81"]Try to aim for some farmland and land on a cow or something. gamah_killah

Wouldn't the cow kick you back up again before you hit land?

It probably won't have time to react. But if it did, maybe I'd survive because of it. That'd be cool.

Lol why? So you can kill a cow as well as yourself?

mayhem48

I think it'll be funny. Just think of the MOOO the other cows will make when they see it happen. Imagine the look on a farmer's face when he sees a crushed cow with a man on top of it.

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#28 VacantPsalm
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For those saying go for a lake. Assuming you don't hit the bottom, unless you do a perfect olympic dive, the momentum from falling is going to keep you moving down and probably break your back DivergeUnify
That's why lakes suck go for the trees.
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[QUOTE="DivergeUnify"]For those saying go for a lake. Assuming you don't hit the bottom, unless you do a perfect olympic dive, the momentum from falling is going to keep you moving down and probably break your back VacantPsalm
That's why lakes suck go for the trees.

And hit a bees' nest(s)...

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#30 cpo335
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[QUOTE="DivergeUnify"]For those saying go for a lake. Assuming you don't hit the bottom, unless you do a perfect olympic dive, the momentum from falling is going to keep you moving down and probably break your back VacantPsalm
That's why lakes suck go for the trees.

You know, trees arn't guiant green pillows like in cartoons
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#31 NetYankEagle
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lmao i was just talking about this like 30 minutes ago. I said i would take off ym clothes and try to make a parachute out of it and if that doesnt work at all well then im just efffed
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#32 dante_123456
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i'd do a barrel roll...
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#33 smokingsbad
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do all the spins i can think of
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#34 elblanquito_81
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[QUOTE="DivergeUnify"]For those saying go for a lake. Assuming you don't hit the bottom, unless you do a perfect olympic dive, the momentum from falling is going to keep you moving down and probably break your back VacantPsalm
That's why lakes suck go for the trees.

Ouch, what if you end up getting impaled on some branches?
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#35 br0kenrabbit
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We'll know more about this topic after they get the pictures off this guy's camera.
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#36 MetroidPrimePwn
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Sit cross legged, close my eyes, and meditate. Just for the sheer awesomeness of meditating a mile over the earth's surface. Then maybe some guy with a cell phone will catch a picture of me meditating right before I hit the top of a house, and it'll end up on the internet.
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#37 Iron_will
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Or maybe pull of a perfect interpretation of the hare hare yukai dance.Tuky06
Hah, that'd be awesome! :lol:
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[QUOTE="VacantPsalm"][QUOTE="DivergeUnify"]For those saying go for a lake. Assuming you don't hit the bottom, unless you do a perfect olympic dive, the momentum from falling is going to keep you moving down and probably break your back cpo335
That's why lakes suck go for the trees.

You know, trees arn't guiant green pillows like in cartoons

But a tree branch can break, and if it did it would take away a lot of your momentum without hurting you nearly as much as the ground would.
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#39 dracula_16
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I'd attempt to do some back flips. Might as well try and have some fun before inevitable death.
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#40 br0kenrabbit
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[QUOTE="cpo335"][QUOTE="VacantPsalm"][QUOTE="DivergeUnify"]For those saying go for a lake. Assuming you don't hit the bottom, unless you do a perfect olympic dive, the momentum from falling is going to keep you moving down and probably break your back famicommander
That's why lakes suck go for the trees.

You know, trees arn't guiant green pillows like in cartoons

But a tree branch can break, and if it did it would take away a lot of your momentum without hurting you nearly as much as the ground would.

The tree branch would need to instantly accelerate to near your speed for it to not harm you. This is why even hitting water at that speed is like hitting a brick wall: the water can't move out of the way fast enough.
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#41 Gokuja
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We'll first I would hope that i would be wearing a white robe and my shadow castes that of a hawk. and that there would also be one flying by otherwise this would just never work.

I would proceed to scout around and find whatever haystacks are around, in piles or wooden barrels, either will work. I would then spread my arms and flip over to my back, landing in the haystack, and upon hearing the bleeps fade away and the guards running by, lastly, I would jump out and assassinate my target. Why would i do that you ask? well i must have something big planned if i am free falling from so hi.

/stupid post

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#42 VacantPsalm
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The tree branch would need to instantly accelerate to near your speed for it to not harm you. This is why even hitting water at that speed is like hitting a brick wall: the water can't move out of the way fast enough.br0kenrabbit
Well yea, even if you did survive you'd probably break ever bone in your body. But what else can you do? It's a low chance but you might as well take it. (even if you do get a branch up your ass.)
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#43 Robertoey
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I'd just try to relax.
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#44 br0kenrabbit
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[QUOTE="br0kenrabbit"]The tree branch would need to instantly accelerate to near your speed for it to not harm you. This is why even hitting water at that speed is like hitting a brick wall: the water can't move out of the way fast enough.VacantPsalm
Well yea, even if you did survive you'd probably break ever bone in your body. But what else can you do? It's a low chance but you might as well take it. (even if you do get a branch up your ass.)

You'd have a better chance of trying to use your pants as a parachute. Now if you actually had parachute pants... ...you can do that just before hitting the ground and still act cool.
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#45 Its2Easy
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What if you rolled right as you hit the ground. Wouldn't that spread out the impact?
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#46 Iron_will
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What if you rolled right as you hit the ground. Wouldn't that spread out the impact?Its2Easy
Christ, your falling from 10,000 feet, I don't think you'd even survive doing that.
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#47 br0kenrabbit
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What if you rolled right as you hit the ground. Wouldn't that spread out the impact?Its2Easy
That's like jumping just before the elevator hits the ground. The elevator will (given enough height and lack of friction) achieve terminal velocity. I don't know anyone who can jump and accelerate at nine-point-eight meters per second per second.
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#48 freshgman
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I'd think why didnt i have more sex in life!?!

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At 10,000 feet you would definately die instantly on impact. Having no pain. No matter what side of your body you landed on your spine would be demolished and your ribs would shrapnel into all your major organs.vendettared468

Actually, not necessarily. You're not gonna fall faster than terminal velocity, which can actually be slowed depending on how you're falling/what you're wwearing, etc. Terminal velocity is normally about 120 mph, I believe. In any case, while falling you can definitely slow this speed down by creating drag, and people actually HAVE hit the ground at comparable speeds without dying instantly. Depending on how you fall and where/how you land, it is definitely possible to die slowly and painfully rather than dying instantly.

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#50 Tylendal
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Take my pants off and try to use them to increase my surface area. Also, try to stretch my shirt as much as possible. I'd then try to direct myself towards somewhere that would provide a softer landing. I'd increase my surface area as much as possible, remove my glasses shortly before hitting the ground, aim for somewhere relatively soft, and try to land on my side.