If you were king of the world

What is the first three rules you would make?

1. Anyone who is caught drinking milk from the carton shall be hanged.

2. Dudes shall line up to the right of me for high fives, and ladies shall line up to the left for make-outs.

3. Turkey the country shall be renamed hakglakastan.

Thats the best I could come up with? lame.

1. Help me blow up the world

2. Die

3. Whatever you do after you die.

My 3 commands.

Thats easy Men will become servants for women and if they step out of line we can whip them till they bleed and then dump them and get a new better man.Kcube

My king rules

1) Smoking is completely outlawed, anyone caught in possession would go to jail

2) Create a international space agency and fund the hell out of it

3) Shoot Lady Gaga into the sun with a rocket

1. Guns are illegal

2. Nobody but me can have the name Nick, so everyone else has to change their name.

3. Bras are illegal.

1-monogamy would be banned.
2-vegetarianism would be mandatory.
3-conceptual art also would be banned.

3. Bras are illegal.

NiKva

[QUOTE="NiKva"]

3. Bras are illegal.

Fightingfan

3. Bras are illegal.

NiKva

I would change the rules here in GS to make them more strict. :x

Make all the creeps live in the ocean with the fish-people.KiIIyou

1: Anyone who confuses is for are will be hanged. ;)

2: World Peace

3: I am comfortable for life.

Assuming I could actually enforce my rules and was in total control? Rule: The first: - Be nice and chill out about everything. That's it. Kick back and enjoy it all while everybody else has a good time on this earth. Oh. I'd make a rule: the second being everyone does his part to save and restore the environment.dodgerblue13

Yup, I agree with these two points.

[QUOTE="KiIIyou"]Make all the creeps live in the ocean with the fish-people.Kcube

Oh I've got one.

Might be a bit controversial with some folks but I'd make it so people would have to earn the right to procreate.

Oh I've got one.

Might be a bit controversial with some folks but I'd make it so people would have to earn the right to procreate.

Just-Breathe

Damn straight.

Plus there'd be a 2 child maximum law.

1- Prosperity

2- Peace

3- Liberty within

[QUOTE="NiKva"]

3. Bras are illegal.

VaguelyTagged

1. Make everyone make me cookies once a year on my Birthday

2. Try to promote friendly realtionships, with each subdivision of my world (like the continents being cool with each other)

3. Try to make life as best as possible. (E.g. health and stuff)

If I had total control I think I'd be most interested in instituting a completely open, public government, controlled by the people to serve the people. No representatives.

The way to be, paradise like relaxing black, latino and anglo-saxon
Armani exchange the reins
Cash, Lost Tribe of Shabazz, free at last
Brand new whips to crash then we laugh in the iller path
The Villa house is for the crew, how we do
Trees for breakfast, dime sexes and Benz stretches
So many years of depression make me vision
The better living, type of place to raise kids in
Open they eyes to the lies history's told foul
But I'm as wise as the old owl, plus the Gold Child
Seeing things like I was controlling, click rolling
Tricking six digits on kicks and still holding
Trips to Paris, I civilized every savage
Gimme one shot I turn trife life to lavish
Political prisoner set free, stress free
No work release purple M3's and jet skis
Feel the wind breeze in West Indies
I make Coretta Scott-King mayor the cities and reverse themes to Willies
It sounds foul but every girl I meet to go downtown
I'd open every cell in Attica send em to Africa

it would be great to be king of the world

It would be a short Reign because by the end of it, All of Would Be Dead Because I somehow instigated WW3

1. From now on, any wars that need be fought shall be settled with video games.

2. Whilst fighting you shall take a shot of alcohol every time a kill is made.

3. When the players regain concisenessnobody is allowed to remind them what is was all about to begin with.

4. Bring me steak!

1. All essential resources (ie: oil, gas, metals, etc) are now state property. All revenues from these will be put to use for various uses for the betterment of society and it's people.

2. All military will be seriously downsized (since I'm king of the world there will be little use for massive armies) and military spending severly curtailed (sorry Lockheed, Boeing and Northrop Grumman). The military will now be a mostly police/peacekeeping force desinged to put down insurgencies.

3. Although I am king and ruler of the world countries will be granted a fair degree of self-rule, so long as it does not conflict with my rule.

And since I'm king I'm allowing myself extra decrees here....

4. Steak and a BJ Day will be a mandatory holiday. (Note: I'm not an absolute tyrant, another dish of individual liking can be substituted for steak.)

5. Brothels are legal, licensed and regulated. Every person, upon their 18th birthday shall, if they wish, be granted one free visit to a local brothel of their choosing. (Note: brothels shall have both female and male workers.)

6. 'Star Wars' is now state property, the original trilogy restored to its proper form, the prequels (and all copies on every format) shall be destroyed, all EU materials relating or making reference to the prequels shall be expunged, and the franchise handed over to competent writers/directors for revision/continuation.

That's all I can think of for now. I'm sure I could come up with more, but I'll leave it at that.

1. No more IPRs

2. No more crappy TV shows

3. Religious disputes will be settled through death matches

1. For 1 day each month, everyone is to wear all black or face a heavy fine. (I might be an Atheist, but I do respect the dead. Every sunday, I walk out the house in all black for all the people who die in that week. Since I hate funerals, that's all I can do to pay respects to the funerals I don't go to....) 2. Fighting/Wars of any kind shall be settled by games. (Video games, board games, card games, sports etc. So long as no one dies beyond those games...) 3. I'll come back to this one...tocool340

On a more serious note, I don't see why people mourn the dead. There's nothing you can do to change what happened, accept it and live on.

I understand your family, but people you don't even know? It's life.

[QUOTE="tocool340"]1. For 1 day each month, everyone is to wear all black or face a heavy fine. (I might be an Atheist, but I do respect the dead. Every sunday, I walk out the house in all black for all the people who die in that week. Since I hate funerals, that's all I can do to pay respects to the funerals I don't go to....) 2. Fighting/Wars of any kind shall be settled by games. (Video games, board games, card games, sports etc. So long as no one dies beyond those games...) 3. I'll come back to this one...Arthur96

On a more serious note, I don't see why people mourn the dead. There's nothing you can do to change what happened, accept it and live on.

I understand your family, but people you don't even know? It's life.

[QUOTE="Arthur96"]

[QUOTE="tocool340"]1. For 1 day each month, everyone is to wear all black or face a heavy fine. (I might be an Atheist, but I do respect the dead. Every sunday, I walk out the house in all black for all the people who die in that week. Since I hate funerals, that's all I can do to pay respects to the funerals I don't go to....) 2. Fighting/Wars of any kind shall be settled by games. (Video games, board games, card games, sports etc. So long as no one dies beyond those games...) 3. I'll come back to this one...tocool340

On a more serious note, I don't see why people mourn the dead. There's nothing you can do to change what happened, accept it and live on.

I understand your family, but people you don't even know? It's life.

You obviously care a little otherwise you wouldnt feel the need to give respect.

[QUOTE="tocool340"][QUOTE="Arthur96"]

On a more serious note, I don't see why people mourn the dead. There's nothing you can do to change what happened, accept it and live on.

I understand your family, but people you don't even know? It's life.

Ilovegames1992

You obviously care a little otherwise you wouldnt feel the need to give respect.

[QUOTE="Ilovegames1992"]

[QUOTE="tocool340"] I know. I don't care about the dead a whole lot myself to be honest and very RARELY mourn for them. Some people die for effed up reasons. I doubt they would care since they are dead, but I'd like to show some sort of respect for them. I don't care a whole lot about my family and who dies in it, I consider them the same as strangers. I don't like going to their funerals either but if I can show some sort of respect to them without needing to waste my time at funerals, wearing black is ok with me...tocool340

You obviously care a little otherwise you wouldnt feel the need to give respect.

Fair enough. I'm also inclined to not believe that you view family the same as strangers.

[QUOTE="tocool340"][QUOTE="Ilovegames1992"]

You obviously care a little otherwise you wouldnt feel the need to give respect.

Ilovegames1992

Fair enough. I'm also inclined to not believe that you view family the same as strangers.

Easy. Women become servants for Men once again. If they step out of line we can whip them till they bleed, then dump them and get a new younger and better version. Probably make it mandatory to wear revealing clothing. Disputes settled by death matches is a maybe.

Some(not all) Drugs legalized. You know the harmless good ones, you know what Im talking about.
It would be mandatory for every citizen to take at least TWO hours out of the day for recreational activity. Smoking, Eating, Video games, socializing. All at the same time, whatever.
Any arguments between cultural or religious differences would be met with Harsh penalties maybe even death. Atheism perhaps outlawed. Too much of a trouble group.