If you were stuck in a T-Rex's stomach...

and you only had a string, three rubber bands, half empty box of crayons, tweezers, and a wooden train whistle?

How would you escape?

I would use the rubberbands to slingshot the crayons and tweezers at the stomach to irriate the T-Rex. As it lets out a roar of anger, I would tie a string to the wooden train whistle and throw it up to lodge it in it's teeth or throat. I would then proceed to climb out of the T-Rex to safety.

and you only had a string, three rubber bands, half empty box of crayons, tweezers, and a wooden train whistle?

How would you escape?

I would use the rubberbands to slingshot the crayons and tweezers at the stomach to irriate the T-Rex. As it lets out a roar of anger, I would tie a string to the wooden train whistle and throw it up to lodge it in it's teeth or throat. I would then proceed to climb out of the T-Rex to safety.

Avistann

I'd just wait inside there til it poos me out.

and you only had a string, three rubber bands, half empty box of crayons, tweezers, and a wooden train whistle?

How would you escape?

I would use the rubberbands to slingshot the crayons and tweezers at the stomach to irriate the T-Rex. As it lets out a roar of anger, I would tie a string to the wooden train whistle and throw it up to lodge it in it's teeth or throat. I would then proceed to climb out of the T-Rex to safety.

Avistann

I'd just wait inside there til it poos me out.

Oborozukiyo

:lol:

i would use the rubber bands to hit uvula(if they have one) and swim my way out;)

[QUOTE="Avistann"]

and you only had a string, three rubber bands, half empty box of crayons, tweezers, and a wooden train whistle?

How would you escape?

I would use the rubberbands to slingshot the crayons and tweezers at the stomach to irriate the T-Rex. As it lets out a roar of anger, I would tie a string to the wooden train whistle and throw it up to lodge it in it's teeth or throat. I would then proceed to climb out of the T-Rex to safety.

trentman7

i would stab him with the tweezers in every major artery etc. he would fill up with blood and i would swim my way out!

id be like...why do i have this weird crap on me? then id take the crayons and draw a picture of myself as the trex's babyon the walls of its stomachinside its womb so future people turned snacks will think i was just dead because of childbirth complications instead of being eaten.

and you only had a string, three rubber bands, half empty box of crayons, tweezers, and a wooden train whistle?

How would you escape?

I would use the rubberbands to slingshot the crayons and tweezers at the stomach to irriate the T-Rex. As it lets out a roar of anger, I would tie a string to the wooden train whistle and throw it up to lodge it in it's teeth or throat. I would then proceed to climb out of the T-Rex to safety.

Avistann

I would begin blowing the train whistle frantically which would then alert other dinosaurs. When the TRex that ate me was trying to eat those other dinosaurs I would tie the tweezers to the string then throw the string out of his mouth, catching the other dinosaur on one of his scales then pull myself out. After which I would untie the string. Then I would use the rubber bands to create a slingshot where I would slingshot the crayons at the TRex's eyes thereby confusing and blinding it since a TRex only sees movement. From there I would tie the string around the dinosaur the TRex was trying to eat in a saddle fashion and we would ride off into the sunset together.

Hmm, I'd probably just let his stomach acid dissolve me knowing that I couldn't possibly achieve a cooler death than being eaten by a T-Rex. omfg_its_dally

and you only had a string, three rubber bands, half empty box of crayons, tweezers, and a wooden train whistle?

How would you escape?

I would use the rubberbands to slingshot the crayons and tweezers at the stomach to irriate the T-Rex. As it lets out a roar of anger, I would tie a string to the wooden train whistle and throw it up to lodge it in it's teeth or throat. I would then proceed to climb out of the T-Rex to safety.

Avistann

I wouldn't. :o The T-Rex would feed me on a regular basis, I'd just make myself at home in its stomach/

I would run around and around until I got pooped out.

[QUOTE="D3nnyCrane"]I would: Snap the wooden whistle. Use the heat from the stomach acid to semi-melt the crayons and form a cylinder, placing the string inside to create a fuse. Then, use my ex-military survival skils to hopefully create enough spark to ignite the string. I don't think I need the rubber bands, so I'd tie my hair back with them maybe... THEN - once the string reaches the crayons, they'd generate a fair bit of smoke. Hopefully that smoke could work up to the T-Rex's oesophagus and initiate it's gag reflex, forcing it to puke me out. Rate on a scale of 1-10 MacGyver's.Avistann

[QUOTE="D3nnyCrane"]I would: Snap the wooden whistle. Use the heat from the stomach acid to semi-melt the crayons and form a cylinder, placing the string inside to create a fuse. Then, use my ex-military survival skils to hopefully create enough spark to ignite the string. I don't think I need the rubber bands, so I'd tie my hair back with them maybe... THEN - once the string reaches the crayons, they'd generate a fair bit of smoke. Hopefully that smoke could work up to the T-Rex's oesophagus and initiate it's gag reflex, forcing it to puke me out. Rate on a scale of 1-10 MacGyver's.Avistann

i ate my rubberbands :cry:

[QUOTE="Avistann"][QUOTE="D3nnyCrane"]I would: Snap the wooden whistle. Use the heat from the stomach acid to semi-melt the crayons and form a cylinder, placing the string inside to create a fuse. Then, use my ex-military survival skils to hopefully create enough spark to ignite the string. I don't think I need the rubber bands, so I'd tie my hair back with them maybe... THEN - once the string reaches the crayons, they'd generate a fair bit of smoke. Hopefully that smoke could work up to the T-Rex's oesophagus and initiate it's gag reflex, forcing it to puke me out. Rate on a scale of 1-10 MacGyver's.modestkraut1291

i ate my rubberbands :cry:

I'd alternate between clawing at the T-Rex's stomach and coloring it. Eventually, I'd burst through the outside and cut off it's head (and place it on my mantle), boasting that I "killed" a T-Rex :P

I would: Snap the wooden whistle. Use the heat from the stomach acid to semi-melt the crayons and form a cylinder, placing the string inside to create a fuse. Then, use my ex-military survival skils to hopefully create enough spark to ignite the string. I don't think I need the rubber bands, so I'd tie my hair back with them maybe... THEN - once the string reaches the crayons, they'd generate a fair bit of smoke. Hopefully that smoke could work up to the T-Rex's oesophagus and initiate it's gag reflex, forcing it to puke me out. Rate on a scale of 1-10 MacGyver's.D3nnyCrane

*claps slowly*