If Your Computer Could Talk Back, What Would it Say To You?

I already know what some of the responses will be about, but I still think this thread has potential

For example, I think mine would comment on how I'm cheap when it comes to getting a spyware remover/anti-virus. I think it'd also say how much it yearns to have human emotion one day.

*cough ach choo! sniff*

It's got a computer virus. BOOM BOOM!

HOLY ****, WHY DID YOU SET ME ON FIRE?

me: I didn't mean to!:cry:

Lets see.......

"Wow you sure spend alot of time talking to nerds"

"Does all your music have screaming in it? It is seriously giving me a headache..."

"Nice ass."

"What in God's name was up with that alien girl tap dancing thing!??!"

*shudders*

It'll tell me "Shut me down, I havent slept for over a year !!" rohver

Haha, yeah, something like that. My computer is an insomniac as well.

"you really need to clean my keyboard..."

What...lots of crumbs and stuff in it. :|

"you really need to clean my keyboard..."

What...lots of crumbs and stuff in it. :|

rudyroundhead

I only just recently cleaned out my keyboard after having it for well over a year. & from what was under the keys, I could've made a whole cat from all the hair & dust that was underneath there......though I wasn't very careful with the space key.....so now the right side of it is quite stubborn :(

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"you really need to clean my keyboard..."

What...lots of crumbs and stuff in it. :|

Celldrax

I only just recently cleaned out my keyboard after having it for well over a year. & from what was under the keys, I could've made a whole cat from all the hair & dust that was underneath there......though I wasn't very careful with the space key.....so now the right side of it is quite stubborn :(

"Honestly,do you really need all this pr0n?"

Just kidding :P

...Or am I? :|

"Please put some damn clothes on, my eyeesss" :oops:

8)

Edit: Poop, that's already been said. :(

' Why ya get this S*** piece of a graphics card ya should have waited a month and spent that money on the 8800gt u Bell,

and also, whats the point of buying all these games if ya just gonna install them nd not play tthem, oh and finaly, Computer says No

"banana is spelled with a, you noob."

>_>

u need to do your homework, stop looking at porn, stop playing old games they suck, i can run new ones, u listen to crap music! i know all your details,

just generally be an annoyance to me I would imagine.

It would tell me to get some goddamn cooling.

The CPU hit 90c the other day.

:)
wrlyy

I thought that was impossible ?

stop looking at pr0n, you pervert! Stop playin games, you lazy slime! Stop watching animes, you uber nerd! Stop posting in forums, you troll!!!

Thats about it, my comp would always be on my case, I fear the day comps will speak :/