If your favourite celeb/band broke down outside your house...

If your favourite celeb/band broke down outside your house what would you do?

I would tell them that i would help fix their car or whatever if they play me a live song of my choice :D

I'd offer for them to come in and relax while someone comes to pick them up/fix their vehicle. I'm not gonna go all ape **** and ask for autographs or songs, I'm not some rabbid fan.

I have a knowledge of mechanics, so I would fix their vehicle, and then ask for autographs!

It wouldn't be that big a deal. I've met them all already. I'd probably ask them to come in and relax.

Never let them leave. Duckman5

Isn't that sort of like that Stephen King movie? You know, heeeeeeeere's Johnny!! The Shining I believe it's called?

[QUOTE="Duckman5"]Never let them leave. TerrorToaster

Isn't that sort of like that Stephen King movie? You know, heeeeeeeere's Johnny!! The Shining I believe it's called?

nah man that's misery.

the one where she broke his legs to keep him in.

What would they be doing in my neighborhood? :?

call triple A...invite them in as they wait, and talk or something...8)

If it's a woman: Kindly offer to fix her car or, if I can't, call someone who can, like a decent human being.

If it's a man: break out the chloroform and call some friends over. :twisted:

Help them and ask for autograph.

I'd ask to jam with them, but have them play my guitar and I play theirs:P

I would ask for an autograph maybe and try and help them out.

Let them come in and sit around while they wait for someone to come pick up their car.

Then probably talk with them and in the end ask for autographs or guitar/bass/vocal lessons.

well i live in a culdesac so i highly doubt that Andy Laplegua and Combichrist would come up here but if they did, i'd let them use my triple A card to get back on the road.

I'd trick him into coming into the house then lock him in my love dungeon. I MEAN call for a tow truck of course. Wishful thinking.

Ask for autograph. Stalk until they leaveDudersaper

this:oops:

I'd offer for them to come in and relax while someone comes to pick them up/fix their vehicle. I'm not gonna go all ape **** and ask for autographs or songs, I'm not some rabbid fan.

Legendaryscmt

Maybe just help with their car and let them live their lives

Well I'd let them use my phone to call for help.

While they're there, I'd make light conversation, get an autograph/picture and also offer them food.

I'd offer for them to come in and relax while someone comes to pick them up/fix their vehicle. I'm not gonna go all ape **** and ask for autographs or songs, I'm not some rabbid fan.

Legendaryscmt

Make out with her. Which favorite, though? I don't have one particular favorite.

I don't have a favorite celebrity, in fact I don't see myself chilling with celebrities. I'd just stay inside and pretend I'm not home.

I would bring out all my Senses Fail stuff to show them, then cry in happiness.

That's kind of possible. All of the band memember live two towns away from me.

If my favorite band "Underoath" broke down ouside of MY house...I would play on Aaron Gillespie's Drum kit. :P

I'd mug them at knife point.

Make out with t3h female. Hang out with the male. 8)

Kill them.xTheExploited

Kill them, stuff them, keep them in your house and pretend their wax sculptures.

If my favorite band "Underoath" broke down ouside of MY house...I would play on Aaron Gillespie's Drum kit. :P

Mr_Manikin52

I would help them out, I wouldn't ask for anything in return for it.

fornicate with them.

:)

"Hey Trent"
"Yeah hey Sam, we've met before, how's it going?"
"Pretty good, your car broken?"
"Yeah"
"I'll call the RAC, and you can come in for a cup of tea"
"Do you have biscuits?"
"Sure"
"Awesome."

That is pretty much how I envision it.

:)

TreyoftheDead

what movie is that, that girl is crazy :o

Violate her...;)

Call a celeb's worse nightmare when there is no escape,which is the reporters who aredesperate for news.

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