If your teacher assaulted you what would yo do??

I would try to escape and then i would tell the principle....but it depends if it get's to be too much then i will freely use my awsome muscle power to punch him/her out!

assault them right back only worse

Choke 'em out and then tell the authorities it was self-defense. I wouldn't attack them unless they actually endangered me, though.

I'd lead him/her through an elaborate series of psychological games that would eventually drive him/her insane.

No but seriously I'd run.

I punched a teacher because she threatened to break my finger in front of the whole class. She got fired. I got coddled. :)

I punched a teacher because she threatened to break my finger in front of the whole class. She got fired. I got coddled. :)

br0kenrabbit

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I punched a teacher because she threatened to break my finger in front of the whole class. She got fired. I got coddled. :)

Dman0017

It was 6th grade, like 1986 I think. This chick Mary Ellen and I did not get along, and during music class (the teacher came to our room, not vice-versa), Mary Ellen drew a characture of me as a gorillia picking my nose and eating poop. I complained and the teacher looked at the drawing and said "It looks about right", so I stood up a flipped her the finger and dropped the F U bomb, and she said "if I EVER see that finger again I'm going to break it".

So I punched her in the jaw.

I punched a teacher because she threatened to break my finger in front of the whole class. She got fired. I got coddled. :)

br0kenrabbit

Words cannot describe the kind of thingsI would do. Let's just say he'd regret it.

him assualt back, her tell the principal

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I punched a teacher because she threatened to break my finger in front of the whole class. She got fired. I got coddled. :)

br0kenrabbit

It was 6th grade, like 1986 I think. This chick Mary Ellen and I did not get along, and during music class (the teacher came to our room, not vice-versa), Mary Ellen drew a characture of me as a gorillia picking my nose and eating poop. I complained and the teacher looked at the drawing and said "It looks about right", so I stood up a flipped her the finger and dropped the F U bomb, and she said "if I EVER see that finger again I'm going to break it".

So I punched her in the jaw.

Well, I guess I'd be in Grade danger. Hahahaha....

Well, I guess I'd be in Grade danger. Hahahaha....

Zan_Puppet

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[QUOTE="Dman0017"] what'd she do that for?Duckman5

It was 6th grade, like 1986 I think. This chick Mary Ellen and I did not get along, and during music class (the teacher came to our room, not vice-versa), Mary Ellen drew a characture of me as a gorillia picking my nose and eating poop. I complained and the teacher looked at the drawing and said "It looks about right", so I stood up a flipped her the finger and dropped the F U bomb, and she said "if I EVER see that finger again I'm going to break it".

So I punched her in the jaw.

Where did I claim otherwise? She got fired for threatening a student and unprofessional conduct (the remark about the drawing). I didn't get punished as long as we agreed not to sue the school over her threat.

When someone threatens me, you damn well better be ready to defend yourself.

If it was a lady teacher and she was hot I would just think she was playing rough.

Do nothing and tell the head/principle teacher. But if he did not fire the teacher then I would take matters into my own hands...literally.

I would use a spirit bomb to blow up their house.

Try to escape. In the public school system it's always the teacher's word above the student's. If you try to attack the teacher back they'll just (successfully) claim that you attacked them first and they were the ones acting in self-defense. So escaping would be the best policy.

I would use a spirit bomb to blow up their house.

lilasianwonder

run run run, maybe ounch him/her, but most likly run

If it was a hot female teacher I would tell her to slap me harder, but on my c*** this time. Thus diminishing her authority and making her look like a fool infront of the class.

I would hit them back, as much as I could, and hit them with chairs and stuff, then tell the principal.

Or if it was a cool teacher, and I knew it was a joke, I wouldn't do anything.

i would let her assualt me and HOPE she does it again :3

Depends. Is she hot?

Sexually or otherwise?

Cos I got some hot teachers.

If it's verbal assault, I'd pretend it's bull **** and go tell the principal about it.

If it's physical assault and he/she has an intent to kill, I'd fight back. And then say it was for self defense later.

Do what I have done before...

Wave them off, and get an "A", in the class..

Nothing hurts more than being ignored and bested.

I would destroy him/her.super_mario_128