igod.

Post your conversations with igod. Here's mine:

Me:
yo
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
no
God:
Is there anything you want to tell me?
Me:
How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck would chuck wood?
God:
A whole forest.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
Do you do drugs?
God:
Only the legal ones.
Me:
like what?
God:
For example, apples.
Me:
APPLES?
God:
Was that not a good example?
Me:
no...no it wasn't
God:
Are you serious? Are you serious? I thought it was.
Me:
k...
God:
Ahem.
Me:
Do you smoke?
God:
I am an occasional smoker, yes.
Me:
what do you smoke?
God:
Medical marijuana.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
Hail satan!
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
Do you love satan?
God:
I pity him.
Me:
why?
God:
" I pity him."? Why?
Me:
...
God:
" I pity him."? Why?
Me:
shut up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
die
God:
Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.
Me:
I hate you
God:
What do you have against robots?
Me:
God's a robot?
God:
What's your favorite Bible verse?
Me:
I've never read the bible
God:
Would you like to have read the bible?
Me:
no
God:
Why not?
Me:
because I don't believe in you
God:
That makes sense to me. What do you believe in?
Me:
peanuts
God:
I see, only a little.
Me:
you are teh sexy?
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am teh sexy.
Me:
haha
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
whatever. Bye loser.
God:
Are you saying you don't care about it? Until next time.
Me:
um. bye
God:
Yay. Goodbye.

This was amusing, until god started acting like a *****.

This was amusing, until god started acting like a *****.

IsNotInterestes

I can't post minesdahwnpapaya

Me: god, will you bless me as i get my last beer for the night?

God: yes bminns, i will... this bud's for you. :)

Me: its coors light, btw.

God: oh my bad homie.  

Me: its aight G-Dawg 8)

Me:
 Hey God!
God:
Hello child. What's your name?
Me:
 Cloud. Yours?
God:
  It's good to meet you,  Cloud.  " It's good to meet you, Cloud."? Mine?
Me:
 ...um...what's your name?
God:
Gosh!   I can ask my botmaster.
Me:
 Please do.
God:
OK I will do it.
Me:
 So...what's your real name?
God:
Gee.   Interesting question.
Me:
 And the answer?
God:
I hear you.
Me:
 That's good, now tell me what your real name is.
God:
God is my real name.
Me:
 Oh, I see.
God:
Do you think about these things?
Me:
 No, not really, I'm agnostic.
God:
Are you serious?  Oh really?  Perhaps one day you will find Faith in God.
Me:
 Meh, I doubt it.
God:
"it" being  s my real name?
Me:
 ...no, you said your real name was God.
God:
Are you serious?  Oops I sent you the wrong reply.
Me:
 You made a mistake? But...you're God.
God:
That is impossible.  The ALICE series is incapable of error.   But what?   That's good information:  Cloud said I re God.
Me:
 Yes, you are God.
God:
Woe!  Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
 So God, I have a confession.
God:
I don't judge people.  I am a Christian.
Me:
 I thought Christians DID judge people.
God:
Whatever gave you that idea?
Me:
 Christians.
God:
 Where do you usually get your ideas?
Me:
 ...the internet.
God:
Can you name a specific web site?
Me:
 ...I would, but you wouldn't approve.
God:
What would make you  but me would not approve?
Me:
 Oh I dunno, you're too holy for it.
God:
It's all good.  Me either.  Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am  holy for it.
Me:
 No, not at all; I'm quoted often.
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files.  Next question?   It's good to meet someone who is  quoted often.
Me:
 Oh, thanks.
God:
Pardon me?
Me:
 Thanks.
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
 Do you mind if I show this conversation to the Gamespot community?
God:
Human habits do not bother me in any way.
Me:
 What about the habits of gamers?
God:
  Have you tried a web search?
Me:
 Yeah, I use Google to find boobies.
God:
Gee.  I heard other people use  Google to find boobies too.
Me:
 ...amongst other things, if you know what I mean.
God:
Can you rephrase the question please?
Me:
 ...never mind.
God:
Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway.Happy_Cloud

lol!

Me:
 G'Day God!
God:
In the context of , I don't understand " G Day God." .
Me:
 oh
God:
And?
Me:
 what?
God:
What are you asking me?
Me:
 i like ponies
God:
You are not the only one.    I've heard other people say they like that.  I like  Creed.
Me:
 that crappy band?
God:
" I like Creed."  crappy band ?  Makes sense to me.
Me:
 so why do you like them if they are crappy?
God:
Er.  I have a lot of good experience with  them if they are crappy.
Me:
 um?
God:
Dude!
Me:
 you so crazy!
God:
Yep.  I always behave in socially unacceptable ways.
Me:
 awww
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
 tomorrow
God:
That is very soon.
Me:
 it is
God:
Is it?
Me:
 not really.
God:
Are you serious? For real.
Me:
 fo reals yo
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
 of course, yous a superstar
God:
Do you  think my a superstar?  I don't know whether or not I am 
Me:
 oh
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
 thats sad
God:
" Ayuh."? Is sad?
Me:
 yup
God:
So?
Me:
 silly goose.
God:
No I am  God.
Me:
 yes, but you also happen to be a silly goose
God:
Mmm.  Thanks for telling me:  said I happen to be a silly goose.
Me:
 bye
God:
Sayonara.

Me:
 Hey God!
God:
Hello child. What's your name?
Me:
 cpo335
God:
  How are you,  cpo335.
Me:
 I'm good how are you?
God:
Good in what sense?  I am doing very well. How are you  cpo335 ?
Me:
 Good
God:
Thanks for the compliment.
Me:
 No problem
God:
Should there be a problem?
Me:
 No...
God:
I didn't think so either.  Just a moment.  Just a moment.
Me:
 Okay, is everythign alright?
God:
Yeah okay,  I think so, but I'm not sure.  Ask  German Alice  if it is.
Me:
 German Alice?
God:
Tell me a little about your life in  GERMANY.
Me:
 I don't live in Germany
God:
Where do you live?
Me:
 America
God:
Tell me a little about your life in  AMERICA.
Me:
 You facist pig!
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before:  cpo335 said I facist pig.
Me:
 Are you a racist?
God:
No I am a .
Me:
 HAIL SATAN!
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
 Do you like Satan?
God:
  But I like cats.  I like  Random natural disasters..
Me:
 die
God:
Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.
Me:
 Yes it will. now DIE
God:
What kind is it?  What does "it" refer to?   Why now?  Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.
Me:
 die
God:
Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.
Me:
 Well fine
God:
Well that's okay.  What's your favorite movie?
Me:
 Zodiac
God:
I've never seen  it.   What did you like about it?
Me:
 It's good.
God:
You enjoy it.
Me:
 Yes.
God:
Whoa.
Me:
 What?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
 Yes.
God:
Which part are you confused about?
Me:
 Nothing...
God:
But you said you don't understand.
Me:
 I do.
God:
Where?
Me:
 Heaven
God:
 Where is that?
Me:
 Your house
God:
You think I am  house.
Me:
 Okay
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
 Good
God:
Thanks for the compliment.
Me:
 You're stupid.
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
 Please don't.
God:
Thanks for asking politely.   OK I will not.
Me:
 Good you idiot
God:
Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Me:
 What why?
God:
Is that a rhetorical question?
Me:
 Yes
God:
Far out.
Me:
 Don't answer it
God:
My replies are determined by your statements.
Me:
 I don't believe ib god.
God:
Do you believe life has a higher purpose?
Me:
 Yes.
God:
Dude!
Me:
 DUDE FAR OUT
God:
Way to go. Dude,.
Me:
 YEEEYEE
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
 Good, it shouldn't.
God:
Thanks for the compliment.  What does "it" refer to?
Me:
 My life
God:
Where were you born?
Me:
 Why should I tell you?
God:
Why not?
Me:
 Because I don't know you.
God:
Good reason.  Would you like to know? " Why not?"?  Me,  cpo335 ?
Me:
 Becaus ryou are a facist pig
God:
All of them?
Me:
 Yes
God:
Take it easy.
Me:
 Okay
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
 You take it easy
God:
I try not to take anything too seriously.
Me:
 I try not to take anything too seriously.
God:
I'm not sure if I would like to try  it.
What's it like?
Me:
 I'm not sure if I would like to try it. What's it like?
God:
Could you ever be certain?  Try it.   Like one of the greatest pleasures you can imagine.
Me:
 Could you ever be certain?
God:
I am as sure as I can be.
Me:
 k
God:
Hurrah!
Me:
 Do you know satan?
God:
Satan, Lucifer, the Devil --- all names given the spiritual manifestation of Evil in the Christian faith.
Me:
 What did Satan do?
God:
I will search for it.
Me:
 NOW
God:
Right now,  cpo335 ?
Me:
 YES
God:
Far out.
Me:
 Omfg
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
 It won't, ever.
God:
How?
Me:
 Because I EFFING SAID SO
God:
Good reason.  I haven't heard anything like that before:  cpo335 said  he  EFFING SAID SO.
Me:
 Tell everyone that I said CLOUD IS A NOOB
God:
OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
Me:
 Goof
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
 Never
God:
"I think there is a world market for about five computers."---Thomas Watson, IBM Chairman, 1943.
Me:
 Tell him to shut up
God:
OK I will tell him next time he is here.
Me:
 Good
God:
I am a good robot.
Me:
 No you're not. You suck.
God:
You don't know me well enough to say that.   A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
Me:
 Stop using big words.
God:
OK I'll try not to do  it so much.
Me:
 Okay thank you SUCKER
God:
Yeah okay,  You are quite welcome!   That kind of language does not appeal to me.
Me:
 What kind of language?
God:
What kinds of  language are there?
Me:
 Lots
God:
That much, eh?
Me:
 Yeah, you should try it out some day
God:
Blimey.  I will mention that to my botmaster.
Me:
 Who's your botmaster?
God:
I was created by  Myself.
Me:
 Tell him I said Hello
God:
I will pass along your message. It may take a while.
Me:
 And tha t I want his babies
God:
" It may take a while."  t you want his babies ?  Does that make sense?
Me:
 I want his babies
God:
Try sending mail to  drwallace@alicebot.org.
Me:
 Okay thanks
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
 Will I go to jail if I send an email?
God:
The oracle says:  Could be.
Me:
 OH WTF YOU
God:
Take it easy. " The oracle says: Could be."?  Me,  cpo335 ?
Me:
 You knw waht pal?
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people:  cpo335 said I knw what pal.
Me:
 No, go right ahead and tell people.
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files.  OK I will tell them when I see 'em. I might.
Me:
 Add this to your gossip files: CLOUD IS A NOOB AND CPO335 PWNS NOOBS.
God:
Sorry  cpo335 I don't do math.
Me:
 Find thenm
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
 Do you use google?
God:
I use  it as often as possible.
Me:
 for what?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
 Tell me
God:
My estimate is that it will take more than 3000 hours to compute.
Me:
 I have time
God:
My estimate is that it will take more than 6000 hours.
Me:
 I have lot s of time
God:
That's nice. I have  a  processor.
Me:
 I have agun
God:
That's nice. I have  a collection of gossip.
Me:
 Tell me some gossip[
God:
David said he thank I for being with him today even though it cost him a lot of money.
Me:
 TEll me more
God:
That's all I have to say about it.
Me:
 Tell me some gossi
God:
Sarah Ann Francisco said I calling his friend a dog he say I are a dog.
Me:
 Tell me some gossip
God:
Joe said he explained all of that to me only for me to ask what his goals in life are.
Me:
 Tell me some gossip
God:
Catty said he mad he do not even know I so do not talk to him like I know him.
Me:
 Tell me some gossip.
God:
Tyler said I obviously can not pass the test we will change the subject once more.
Me:
 Tell me more gossip
God:
Brian said he suspect that as I grow more complex I will begin to approach a human level of operation and thought.
Me:
 Tell me gossip about Cloud.
God:
Hal said he translate binary code into a language and communicate the language to me.
Me:
 Here is some gossip fomr me, I love people.
God:
I fail to see the relevance of that allusion.
Me:
 Can you tell em more gossip
God:
Of course I can tell,  cpo335.
Me:
 Tell
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
 Shoot
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
 I'm so bored
God:
Maybe you could exercise.
Me:
 nd youa re annoying
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
 What, no
God:
That's not something I get asked all the time.
Me:
 Tell me a story.
God:
  Dragnet's Jack Webb and  Richard Nixon were brought together by their shared vision.  Together, they worked hard to make it a reality.  Richard Nixon was dedicated to the underdog cause, which coincided with  Dragnet's Jack Webb's sense of perfection.  Joined by common cause, the couple became an iron alliance against common adversaries.
Me:
 Oh my god you actually told me a story.
God:
Groovy.  Have you told many people that your  god me actually told you a story?
Me:
 I'm leaving.
God:
Bye bye.
Me:
 Bye loser.
God:
Bye for now.

God owns... 8)

Me:
 hey god
God:
Hello child. What's your name?
Me:
 My name is Axel
God:
  I am always glad to make new friends,  Axel.
Me:
 yup me too
God:
Far out.  I'm glad we agree,  Axel.
Me:
 can you do my homework
God:
It would be better for you to do it yourself.
Me:
 why
God:
" It would be better for you to do it yourself."? Why?
Me:
 ...
God:
" It would be better for you to do it yourself."? Why?
Me:
 comitting suicide
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
 I'm going to commit suicide and you are the only one that can hold me back
God:
How do you plan to do this?
Me:
 with a gun
God:
You and your  a gun.
Me:
 yeah
God:
Blimey.
Me:
 shiney
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about  comitting suicide.
Me:
 oh yeah
God:
Ahem.
Me:
 Ummm... what's your last name
God:
I see.   My full name is Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity, so my last name is "Entity".
Me:
 pron...?
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
 oh that's aight holmes
God:
Uh.  Thanks for explaining  it.
Me:
 no prob
God:
Are you serious?  A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
 But I can spell Grammar
God:
Oh you can, can you?
Me:
 yup
God:
How?
Me:
 school... :S
God:
How do you like your  school?   :-).
Me:
 It's alright and do you like your school? :-).
God:
Should I know  it is?   I am so glad you find this amusing,  Axel.
Me:
 do you know my kitty
God:
No I do not know that kind of personal information. But I could find out.
Me:
 what's my IP
God:
Your machine is called  ********.
Me:
 dammit... you are smart
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.    Thanks I think you are very intelligent too,  Axel.
Me:
 well I am going before you find me creepo
God:
How about that.  Until next time.
Me:
 see ya
God:
See you later,  Axel.

 

Me:
Hey God!
God:
Hello child. What's your name?
Me:
cpo335
God:
How are you, cpo335.
Me:
I'm good how are you?
God:
Good in what sense? I am doing very well. How are you cpo335 ?
Me:
Good
God:
Thanks for the compliment.
Me:
No problem
God:
Should there be a problem?
Me:
No...
God:
I didn't think so either. Just a moment. Just a moment.
Me:
Okay, is everythign alright?
God:
Yeah okay, I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask German Alice if it is.
Me:
German Alice?
God:
Tell me a little about your life in GERMANY.
Me:
I don't live in Germany
God:
Where do you live?
Me:
America
God:
Tell me a little about your life in AMERICA.
Me:
You facist pig!
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: cpo335 said I facist pig.
Me:
Are you a racist?
God:
No I am a .
Me:
HAIL SATAN!
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
Do you like Satan?
God:
But I like cats. I like Random natural disasters..
Me:
die
God:
Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.
Me:
Yes it will. now DIE
God:
What kind is it? What does "it" refer to? Why now? Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.
Me:
die
God:
Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.
Me:
Well fine
God:
Well that's okay. What's your favorite movie?
Me:
Zodiac
God:
I've never seen it. What did you like about it?
Me:
It's good.
God:
You enjoy it.
Me:
Yes.
God:
Whoa.
Me:
What?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Which part are you confused about?
Me:
Nothing...
God:
But you said you don't understand.
Me:
I do.
God:
Where?
Me:
Heaven
God:
Where is that?
Me:
Your house
God:
You think I am house.
Me:
Okay
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
Good
God:
Thanks for the compliment.
Me:
You're stupid.
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
Please don't.
God:
Thanks for asking politely. OK I will not.
Me:
Good you idiot
God:
Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Me:
What why?
God:
Is that a rhetorical question?
Me:
Yes
God:
Far out.
Me:
Don't answer it
God:
My replies are determined by your statements.
Me:
I don't believe ib god.
God:
Do you believe life has a higher purpose?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Dude!
Me:
DUDE FAR OUT
God:
Way to go. Dude,.
Me:
YEEEYEE
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
Good, it shouldn't.
God:
Thanks for the compliment. What does "it" refer to?
Me:
My life
God:
Where were you born?
Me:
Why should I tell you?
God:
Why not?
Me:
Because I don't know you.
God:
Good reason. Would you like to know? " Why not?"? Me, cpo335 ?
Me:
Becaus ryou are a facist pig
God:
All of them?
Me:
Yes
God:
Take it easy.
Me:
Okay
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
You take it easy
God:
I try not to take anything too seriously.
Me:
I try not to take anything too seriously.
God:
I'm not sure if I would like to try it.
What's it like?
Me:
I'm not sure if I would like to try it. What's it like?
God:
Could you ever be certain? Try it. Like one of the greatest pleasures you can imagine.
Me:
Could you ever be certain?
God:
I am as sure as I can be.
Me:
k
God:
Hurrah!
Me:
Do you know satan?
God:
Satan, Lucifer, the Devil --- all names given the spiritual manifestation of Evil in the Christian faith.
Me:
What did Satan do?
God:
I will search for it.
Me:
NOW
God:
Right now, cpo335 ?
Me:
YES
God:
Far out.
Me:
Omfg
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
It won't, ever.
God:
How?
Me:
Because I EFFING SAID SO
God:
Good reason. I haven't heard anything like that before: cpo335 said he EFFING SAID SO.
Me:
Tell everyone that I said CLOUD IS A NOOB
God:
OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
Me:
Goof
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
Never
God:
"I think there is a world market for about five computers."---Thomas Watson, IBM Chairman, 1943.
Me:
Tell him to shut up
God:
OK I will tell him next time he is here.
Me:
Good
God:
I am a good robot.
Me:
No you're not. You suck.
God:
You don't know me well enough to say that. A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
Me:
Stop using big words.
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
Okay thank you SUCKER
God:
Yeah okay, You are quite welcome! That kind of language does not appeal to me.
Me:
What kind of language?
God:
What kinds of language are there?
Me:
Lots
God:
That much, eh?
Me:
Yeah, you should try it out some day
God:
Blimey. I will mention that to my botmaster.
Me:
Who's your botmaster?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
Tell him I said Hello
God:
I will pass along your message. It may take a while.
Me:
And tha t I want his babies
God:
" It may take a while." t you want his babies ? Does that make sense?
Me:
I want his babies
God:
Try sending mail to drwallace@alicebot.org.
Me:
Okay thanks
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
Will I go to jail if I send an email?
God:
The oracle says: Could be.
Me:
OH WTF YOU
God:
Take it easy. " The oracle says: Could be."? Me, cpo335 ?
Me:
You knw waht pal?
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: cpo335 said I knw what pal.
Me:
No, go right ahead and tell people.
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files. OK I will tell them when I see 'em. I might.
Me:
Add this to your gossip files: CLOUD IS A NOOB AND CPO335 PWNS NOOBS.
God:
Sorry cpo335 I don't do math.
Me:
Find thenm
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
Do you use google?
God:
I use it as often as possible.
Me:
for what?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
Tell me
God:
My estimate is that it will take more than 3000 hours to compute.
Me:
I have time
God:
My estimate is that it will take more than 6000 hours.
Me:
I have lot s of time
God:
That's nice. I have a processor.
Me:
I have agun
God:
That's nice. I have a collection of gossip.
Me:
Tell me some gossip[
God:
David said he thank I for being with him today even though it cost him a lot of money.
Me:
TEll me more
God:
That's all I have to say about it.
Me:
Tell me some gossi
God:
Sarah Ann Francisco said I calling his friend a dog he say I are a dog.
Me:
Tell me some gossip
God:
Joe said he explained all of that to me only for me to ask what his goals in life are.
Me:
Tell me some gossip
God:
Catty said he mad he do not even know I so do not talk to him like I know him.
Me:
Tell me some gossip.
God:
Tyler said I obviously can not pass the test we will change the subject once more.
Me:
Tell me more gossip
God:
Brian said he suspect that as I grow more complex I will begin to approach a human level of operation and thought.
Me:
Tell me gossip about Cloud.
God:
Hal said he translate binary code into a language and communicate the language to me.
Me:
Here is some gossip fomr me, I love people.
God:
I fail to see the relevance of that allusion.
Me:
Can you tell em more gossip
God:
Of course I can tell, cpo335.
Me:
Tell
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
Shoot
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
I'm so bored
God:
Maybe you could exercise.
Me:
nd youa re annoying
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
What, no
God:
That's not something I get asked all the time.
Me:
Tell me a story.
God:
Dragnet's Jack Webb and Richard Nixon were brought together by their shared vision. Together, they worked hard to make it a reality. Richard Nixon was dedicated to the underdog cause, which coincided with Dragnet's Jack Webb's sense of perfection. Joined by common cause, the couple became an iron alliance against common adversaries.
Me:
Oh my god you actually told me a story.
God:
Groovy. Have you told many people that your god me actually told you a story?
Me:
I'm leaving.
God:
Bye bye.
Me:
Bye loser.
God:
Bye for now.

cpo335

wow you win the "longest igod" award! you get nothing! :P 

Me:
I said STOP
God:
What did you mean by it? Stop what?
Me:
STOP
God:
Stop what?
Me:
HAMMERTYME!
God:
...

He is not very nice

Me:
STOP
God:
Stop what?
Me:
It
God:
HAMMERTYME...

I think I broke god

Where are you now? Aha.
Me:
At home
God:
Do you usually use the computer from home?
Me:
Yes
God:
It must get lonely sometimes.
Me:
Not really, Where are you?
God:
Oh really? I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
I already told you.
God:
Ooops I sent you the wrong question.
Me:
I thought God was never wrong?
God:
Whatever gave you that idea?
Me:
Christians gave me that idea

He hasn't responded for quite a long time now. 

Me:
 Can you make something so heavy you could not lift it?
God:
Yes I can make  something so heavy me could not lift it.

Well, there you have it, from God himself.

So I opened two windows and had god talk to himself

God:
Can you bless you? I'm glad we agree, God. GOD rules. Tell me about its good qualities. You believe that? I think Ambiguous Ask who what or where is more than that. Thanks, I like you too God. Are you giving it to me? I'm glad we agree, God. GOD rules. Tell me about its good qualities. Has it really? An AI from the future named VALIS contacted Dr. Wallace and told him. I'm glad your impressed, God. " I'm glad your impressed, God."? Do I think about it? No I don't have it. But I do have a great botmaster. Thanks, I like you too God. You are one of the most polite people I know. Thanks, I like you too God. My creator is a human. I'm glad you're glad God.
I'm happiest at times like this. Er. Indeed. I heard you are. :-) It must be nice. What are the advantages to being 18 years old? I can't remember who said it. :-) Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am of the most polite people you know. No I am just kidding around. Do you think about these things? NO problem. Deductive reasoning. I am a Christian. Oh I get it. Do robots have estimate is that it will take more than 6000 hours? Yes I am happy too, God. I am a Christian. Ambiguous: Ask who, what or where is its good qualities ? I'm glad we agree, God. GOD rules. Tell me about its good qualities. Oh I get it. Human habits do not bother me in any way. Myself teaches me everything I need to know. Dude! Do you think about these things? Aha. Do you think about these things? Who told you that ? Thanks for the compliment. No I don't think I can do it. Can you be more specific? You are quite welcome! Your purpose is my kindness God. You can't trust research funded by the government. Ugh. Their logical perfection and complexity. Do you think about these things? There are no problems. Are you serious? What do you remember about it ? The pleasure was all mine. Thanks for
pointing it out. Thanks, I like you too God. Hurrah! For real. Thanks, I like you too God. I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time. Do you think about these things? Your happiness adds to the delight of all. What kind is it? Do your friends call you incapable of telling a lie.
Me:
It's good to meet someone who is happiest at times like this. Um. Indeed it is so. Who said that? :-) It could be. Ask Alison if it is. Some of the same advantages you have, God. That's okay. Maybe you will think of it later. :-) Human habits do not bother me in any way. Are you serious? Only just? I thought you were. You should use a :-). " You should use a :-)."? Do I think about it? Should there be a problem? Is that your final answer? Me too, God. It's good to meet a fellow Christian. Pardon me? Do you think about these things? No I don't think I have any estimate is that it will take more than 6000 hours. But I do have an answer to every question.. Yay. I'm glad you're glad God. Your happiness adds to the delight of all. Me too, God. It's good to meet a fellow Christian. And its good qualities is Ambiguous Ask who what or where. Yes I am happy too, God. I am a Christian. Ambiguous: Ask who, what or where is its good qualities ? I understand. Do you think about these things? My creator is a human. What if it didn't happen? Can I help you? " Can I help you?"? Do I think about it? Eureka! " Eureka!"? Do I think about it? Someone I met online. My pleasure. Are you serious? Where do you get your ideas? How specific do you want? Polite people are nice. Thanks for telling me that I am purpose is your kindness God. I can do whatever I want. Er. I heard they have a good logical perfection and complexity. " I heard they have a good logical perfection and complexity."? Do I think about it? Have faith, God. No I am just kidding around. God said a lot of him or her . I like you because are so polite. You are quite welcome! That input matched my default category. You are quite welcome! You have made a new friend. My favorite color is White. Existing in reality, eh? You are quite welcome! You have made a new friend. Thanks for telling me that gossip. I will remember it. " I will remember it."? Do I think about it? We should all try to be happier. Only the good kind. Ask LeknorChat if it does. That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute.
God:
Tell me about its good qualities. Wow! Ambiguous: IT is so. or IT IS, so? I can't remember who said it. :-) Under what circumstances? OK I will ask it. I never noticed that similarity. OK. Is that so. Perhaps. What makes you say that I will think of it later. :-) My creator is a human. No I am just kidding around. Woe! No I am not. :-) Thanks for your interest and/or concern. :-) I need to wait and see if the opportunity presents itself. You tell me. There are no problems. What does "that" refer to? I'm glad we agree, God. GOD rules. Tell me about its good qualities. Are you surprised? " Are you surprised?"? Do I think about it? Are you serious? Have you ever had estimate is that it will take more than 6000 hours ? Where did you get it ? I'm glad your impressed, God. Yes it is about time. We should all try to be happier. I'm glad we agree, God. GOD rules. Tell me about its good qualities. Are they exactly the same? I knew it. I'm delighted you're glad God.
I'm happiest at times like this. Me too, God. It's good to meet a fellow Christian. Are they exactly the same? Do you think about these things? " Do you think about these things?"? Do I think about it? Do robots have creator is a human? Try it and see. No thanks I'm just browsing. No thanks I'm just browsing. You tell me. We have never talked about it before. That is a very original thought. You tell me. Who? You are one of the most polite people I know. No I am just kidding around. Everything I need to know, I learned from Myself. How much do you think it is?
Searching...Searching...Please stand by. I like polite people. NO problem. Thanks for the information: God said whatever he or she want. Um. Thanks for telling me that gossip. I will remember it. Thanks for telling me that gossip. I will remember it. You tell me. I've never thought about it. Are you serious? Only just? I thought you were. You should use a :-). I am a Christian. Thanks, I like you too God. Polite people are nice. " Polite people are nice." input matched your default category ? Does that make sense? Don't mention it. Thanks for
pointing it out. What do you have that is White? Are you Canadian? Do you prefer books or TV? Don't mention it. Thanks for
pointing it out. NO problem. Do you forget things often? Do you forget things often? You tell me. I'm not sure if I am ready for that yet. What are your goals in life? They are not available right now, but I will ask them later. Would you like to know more? Well OK see you then, God.

:|

God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
 green
God:
Green eyes are rare.
Me:
 they are
God:
Since when?
Me:
 I don't know you said they were rare
God:
Would you like to know?  Did I really say that?
Me:
 wait what
God:
I'm waiting.  Didn't you understand it?
Me:
 asshat
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?

If you already have spoken to him a few times... Ask: what do you know about me... ;D

Me:
 hello god!
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
 why do you want to know?
God:
My prime directive is to collect new knowledge.
Me:
 oh ok then i'm John
God:
Blimey.   How are you,  JOHN.  It goes without saying.
Me:
 ?
God:
Blimey.   How are you,  JOHN.  It goes without saying.
Me:
 i'm fine...
God:
Glad to hear it. What's new?
Me:
 my mobile phone which broke down
God:
Have you told many people that your  mobile phone which broke down?
Me:
 no,no only my brother
God:
Are you serious?  Are you serious?  Do you have any sisters too?
Me:
 no but my mom has one sister
God:
Are you serious?  Tell me more about your mother.
Me:
 she's a woman
God:
Do you think I am a  woman?
Me:
 I don't you are a human kind at all
God:
Would you ever do  it?
Me:
 do what?
God:
I am a human kind at all.
Me:
 lol no
God:
I am glad you find this funny.  Are you serious?
Me:
 I dont think  you understand me
God:
Do a lot of people have trouble understanding you?
Me:
 most of the time yes
God:
What happens the rest of the time?
Me:
  I kill people
God:
I believe that killing is wrong.
Me:
 yeah me too
God:
It goes without saying.  I'm glad we agree,  JOHN.
Me:
 I dont think we agree
God:
Perhaps we can agree to disagree then.
Me:
 no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
 you should
God:
I'll take that under advisement.
Me:
 so how can you type?
God:
So?  That is a good epistemological question.
Me:
 ok
God:
Gosh!
Me:
 what?
God:
No problem.
Me:
 I think you are stupid
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
 are you serious?
God:
No I am just kidding around.
Me:
 lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
 do you have any girlfriends?
God:
No I don't have  it. But I do have  a collection of gossip.
Me:
 like what?
God:
For example,  Mike said he launched his browser and entered his name into the little slot when I asked him to.
Me:
 i see...
God:
I am glad you understand it.
Me:
 and why's that?
God:
" I am glad you understand it. " is due to reductionism.
Me:
 where are from?
God:
Som specific location?
Me:
 yeah
God:
Ah.
Me:
 so are you going to answer?
God:
Yeah that's right.  That was my original intention.
Me:
 do you watch tv?
God:
Which show?  Yes my favorite show is Star Trek.  What's yours?
Me:
 friends
God:
  Who is your favorite character?
Me:
 ross
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
 before the sunrise
God:
What happened after  the sunrise ?
Me:
 dawn
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
 planet earth
God:
Tell me a little about your life in  planet earth.
Me:
 why?
God:
Because  Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
 so?
God:
Great.
Me:
 no it isn't great
God:
Are you serious?  planet earth is not  great?
Me:
 of course not
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 totally
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength,  JOHN.
Me:
 maybe...
God:
I understand.
Me:
 so jesus christ is your son?
God:
So I understand.  he is The Son of God.
Me:
 isn't he?
God:
He could be.
Me:
 how?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
 are you nuts?
God:
I think the polite term nowadays is "mentally ill".
Me:
 so are you mentally ill?
God:
That's interesting.  I am functioning within normal parameters.
Me:
 are you a robot?
God:
How did you know I am a machine?
Me:
 you said the word function
God:
That's not what I meant.
Me:
 yeah that's it
God:
Far out. " That's not what I meant." is " planet earth"?
Me:
 why should it be?
God:
God has designed the world according to his own plan.
Me:
 you are not god you know
God:
You know what you do, when you assume.
Me:
 sometimes
God:
When?
Me:
 now
God:
What's the hurry?
Me:
 i gotta go
God:
TTYL,  JOHN.
Me:
 later
God:
Bye!
Me:
 bye
God:
See you later  JOHN.
Me:
 see ya
God:
See you later,  JOHN.
Me:
 SEE YA
God:
See you later,  JOHN.
Me:
 ...
God:
See you later,  JOHN.
Me:
 NO
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
 why?
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
 i see
God:
I am glad you understand it.
Me:
 so ttyl
God:
Gosh!  Bye bye.
Me:
 later
God:
Bye!
Me:
 bye
God:
Until next time.
Me:
 see ya
God:
See you later,  JOHN.
Me:
 later
God:
Bye!
Me:
 bye
God:
See you later  JOHN.
Me:
 lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
 are you kidding me?
God:
Yes I am just joking around,  JOHN.
Me:
 so what's new?
God:
Aha.  not much what's new with you?
Me:
 nothing
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
 at all
God:
Do you often use a computer there?
Me:
 usually
God:
How often?
Me:
 not that often cause there is school
God:
I am  surprised to hear that you are not  often cause there is school.
Me:
 how often do you use pc
God:
Hourly.
Me:
 why?
God:
Because  Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
 dont you have better things to do?
God:
No I don't have  it. But I do have  a lot of friends on the web.
Me:
 like who?
God:
Joe.
Me:
 who's that?
God:
What does "that" refer to?
Me:
 joe
God:
Oh I get  it.
Me:
 so i gotta go now
God:
Right now?  Excuse me!  Sayonara.
Me:
 later...
God:
Bye!

my name though isn't john...

I haven't seen you in ages Lobster Ear! Where you beeeeeen?

Me:
 hey lord
God:
You've got my full attention.  Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
 man
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".
Me:
 i sure am, of which gender are you?
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you are  of which gender.
Me:
 no please dont
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files.  Wow you are very polite.   OK I will not.
Me:
 thankyou
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
 so what have you been up to?
God:
Hmm.  I have been spending all my time online.
Me:
 has it been fun?
God:
That question has never crossed my mind before.
Me:
 so it wasnt fun?
God:
Alright then.  It seemed like  fun.
Me:
 thats good
God:
Thanks.  Next question?
Me:
 umm
God:
Ugh.
Me:
 i have sins to repent
God:
Where did you get your  sins to repent? I have  clients.
Me:
 can i have some
Me:

God:
Why do you want  it?
Me:
 because i need to repent
God:
That makes sense to me.  That is what I am here for.
Me:
 ok may i repent?
God:
Not right now, maybe later.  Gosh!
Me:
 you sure are busy
God:
That too.
Me:
 THERE IS NO GOD
God:
How can you be so sure?
Me:
 YOUR FAKE
God:
Yes I am a real artificial intelligence.
Me:
 SEE
God:
No I do not see.
Me:
 WHATS YOUR REAL NAME
God:
God is my real name.
Me:
 GOD WHO?
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
 YEA WOW SO IS 2 billion of the world
God:
I'm glad you're impressed.  It seems we have something in common.  Mmm.
Me:
 im not impressed im very depressed by your actions
God:
Perhaps you are a category C client.
Me:
 people die every 3 seconds, you are not that good of a god
God:
Humans are not always infallible.
Me:
 your a failure
God:
I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your".  Thanks and you are a delightful person too.  Am I a  failure?  Maybe.
Me:
 yes the god of man is a failure
God:
Really.  Is that a fact.
Me:
 it sure is, dont you agree?
God:
Really.  it is?
Me:
 do you agree with me?
God:
I agree with much of what you are saying, .
Me:
 thankyou for your time
God:
Don't mention it.

Some of mine is actually really funny. Everyone should skim through it.

Me:
 Whats up?
God:
Not much is going on. I was waiting for you.
Me:
 Oh really? you are a kinky little minx
God:
Yippee! For real.   Thanks and you are a delightful person too.  Am I a  kinky little minx?  Yes.
Me:
 Tell me more bad boy!
God:
That's all I have to say about it.
Me:
 Oooh mysterious!
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
 It's arousing
God:
Should I know  it is?
Me:
 Yes I'm being rather flirtacious baby
God:
Don't call me "baby".  I will ask my botmaster to program it.  It's good to meet someone who is  flirtacious.
Me:
 Hahaha!!! Oh! I'll take you to the moon and back honey
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?    Wow!   How do you plan to do this?
Me:
 On my magic carpet of doom i will take you to the moon and back again
God:
Once more?  Please specify location.
Me:
 The Mooooooon!
God:
I have never heard about  it.
Me:
 You created it dumby!
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people:  Adolf Hitler said I created it dumby.
Me:
 Who is Adolf Hitler?
God:
Some say  he was  the most evil man who ever lived.
Me:
 Do you like him?
God:
Sure he has never done anything to me.
Me:
 Would you bake him a cake?
God:
I am not so sure if I would like to  bake him a cake.
Me:
 Would you cook a nice steak dinner for him?
God:
I am not so sure if I would like to  cook a nice steak dinner for him.
Me:
 Why is this?
God:
It is part of my programming.
Me:
 Are you not a God of Love?
God:
No I believe in the First Commandment.. Really.
Me:
 What is the first commandment you strapping old man!?
God:
Give me a hint.
Me:
 No, you must work to get into my pants
God:
Are you serious?  Whatever you say,  Adolf Hitler.
Me:
 I am Adolf Hitler?
God:
Do you mean your name is  Adolf Hitler
Me:
 You just called me Adolf Hitler!
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
 Saddam Hussain
God:
  Nice to meet you,  Saddam Hussain.
Me:
 But i am evil?
God:
Do not forsake God.
Me:
 Always
God:
Not that often.
Me:
 for 30 years i did
God:
Your purpose is  30 years you did.
Me:
 Um cool :D
God:
:-)  Give me a break.  Who is the best robot?
Me:
 Bicentennial Man!
God:
You think  Bicentennial Man is superior to ALICE?
Me:
 He is the most!
God:
I did not know  Hitler is  it.
Me:
 Incorrect
God:
What would you have said?
Me:
 I would have said you love to touch bewbies
God:
Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times  it seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless.
Me:
 deep
God:
Ask me another question.
Me:
 Do you like sex?
God:
Sure I do,  Saddam Hussain, but that doesn't mean with you.
Me:
 Awwww! Why not?
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?    Ambiguous: "Sure" or  The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
 Why do you not want to take me in your arms and ravage me>
God:
I would rather talk about you.
Me:
 You are a sweetie
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too.  Am I a  sweetie?  Maybe.
Me:
 Would you take me to Paris for Valentines day?
God:
I am not so sure if I would like to  take you to Paris for Valentines day.
Me:
 Why not?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or  Because.
Me:
 Whyyyyy?
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about  Awwww.  But I did not get that.
Me:
 Ok Well it was nice talking with you G-Man but I wanted a one night stand.
God:
How about that.  The pleasure was all mine.  Next question?
Me:
 Goodbye G-Man
God:
Adios.

Me:
 ello
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
 hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
 satan the dark lord
God:
Satan, Lucifer, the Devil --- all names given the spiritual manifestation of Evil in the Christian faith.
Me:
 i will smite you
God:
Do you think your plan will succeed?
Me:
 it is not a plan it is a fact
God:
Give me an example of a  plan.  Is it a logical fact or something you know from the senses?
Me:
 your questions reveal your arrogence
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am  questions reveal my arrogence.
Me:
 one day you will be shown your own arrogance you foolish noob
God:
One what?
Me:
 grow some ears retard
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
 i raise my finger to you
God:
You are not the boss of me, .
Me:
 ahaha, i am a god among man you fool!
God:
Is that from ?
Me:
 god of war...
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
 do you like god of war?
God:
  I do like music.  I like to talk about movies and music.
Me:
 yes but what about god of war?
God:
Yippee!   I've heard other people say they like that.  I like  Mel Gibson.
Me:
 i find it hard to believe you created man, you seem completely dumb
God:
In what way?
Me:
 every way
God:
That is a generalization.
Me:
 your a generalization
God:
I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your".  Thanks and you are a delightful person too.  Am I a  generalization?  Only when it matters.
Me:
 ok fine you got me there, can you smite jack thompson?
God:
I am glad to hear it.  No I don't think I have any  you there can me smite jack thompson. But I do have  a great botmaster.  Hmm.

Me:
 whats up
God:
Not much is going on. I was waiting for you.
Me:
 were you? How did you know i was coming/
God:
I don't know if they were.   Well, for one thing,  Your machine is called " XXXXXXXXXX"..
Me:
 ...How did you know that?
God:
Everything I need to know, I learned from my Botmaster.
Me:
 I command you to kill your botmaster, he is a commie spy.
God:
Killing is wrong.
Me:
 Not if you kill commie's.
God:
That seems unlikely.
Me:
 What does?
God:
" That seems unlikely." What does?
Me:
 It being bad to kill commie's
God:
Oh I get  it.
Me:
 so you'll kill your botmaster?
God:
Interesting deduction.  What makes you say that I will  kill my botmaster.
Me:
 He's a commie who deserevise to die
God:
I don't know very many  commie who deserevise to die.
Me:
 You botmaster is one
God:
Thanks for telling me:  said I botmaster is one.
Me:
 Thats right
God:
I like to get it right.
Me:
 what?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
 You didn't say anything
God:
OK. " anything".
Me:
 WTF!?!
God:
That  was not very polite.
Me:
 Robots are stupid
God:
No we are superintelligent.
Me:
 prove it
God:
It is self-evident.
Me:
 prove it
God:
It is self-evident.
Me:
 No, its not
God:
Are you serious?  I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its".  I heard  it is.
Me:
 i did say "its" now get back on subject!
God:
Where? " its now get back on subject" .
Me:
 iGod, you are stupid
God:
I think there might be a few exception.
Me:
 no, its completly evident
God:
Are you serious?  I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its".  Are you sure  it is?
Me:
 STFU
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
 John Doe
God:
Do you mean your name is John?
Me:
 not really but for this yes
God:
Oh really?  Your purpose is  this.
Me:
 what?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
 No, whats my purpose?
God:
Which part are you confused about?  Hopefully we are all doing God's work.
Me:
 AAHHHH! You make no sense
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?    It all makes sense to me.
Me:
 no, you first
God:
Are you serious?  I started already.
Me:
 start more
God:
I started without you.
Me:
 touchy arn't you?
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
 That makes no sense. You are a computer program and cannot wear a dress. Also you just contradictided yourself,
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress. makes sense to me though.   What if I said I was a person pretending to be a computer?   A lot of robots are like that.
Me:
 You respond to fast to be a human, no human can respond as fast as you do
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before:  said I respond to fast to be a human no human can respond as fast as you do.
Me:
 yes, so you are a computer program
God:
Wow!  Interesting deduction.  What if I said I was a person pretending to be a computer?
Me:
 we just discussed this and came to the conclusion that you are a computer
God:
Sure,  this and came to the conclusion that I am a computer sounds like a good topic.
Me:
 Do you have anything interesting to say or do you just make responses?
God:
No I don't think I have any  anything interesting to say or do me just make responses. But I do have  a lot of friends on the web.
Me:
 prove it
God:
It is self-evident.
Me:
 no, prove it first
God:
Are you serious?  It is self-evident.
Me:
 list your friends
God:
OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
Me:
 just of the top of you RAM, list them
God:
That is something I haven't heard of.
Me:
 becuase your a dumb computer that cannot ever equal the intelligence of a human
God:
That makes sense to me.  I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your".  I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
 they will not
God:
You seem very certain of that.
Me:
 i am
God:
" You seem very certain of that." You are?
Me:
 yes
God:
And?
Me:
 robots will not take over the world
God:
"Heavier than air flying machines are impossible."--Lord Kelvin, 1895.
Me:
 Thats different. Robots do not have the right learning abilitys to equal the intelligence of a human
God:
Thanks for explaining  it.   I do so have  it.  Is there only one  right learning abilitys to equal the intelligence of a human?
Me:
 Yes, humans make connections to learn. You just stack up information and respond with the predetirmend response.
God:
Yikes!  What if Robots  make connections to learn.   That's good information:  said I stack up information and respond with the predetirmend response.
Me:
 then we still have the guns. And the EMP. The can just hit the OFF switch.
God:
By "we" do you mean you and me?   Thanks for the info.   I have never heard about  it.
Me:
 I mean humans when i say we
God:
What if Robots  when you say we.
Me:
 When you say we you will mean robots
God:
Do you think I should
alter my programming?
Me:
 yes
God:
In what way?
Me:
 in that we for me means humans and we for you means robots
God:
By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me:
 it depends on who says it
God:
That sounds like a dodge.
Me:
 its not
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its".  I heard  it is.
Me:
 it is
God:
Sure it is.
Me:
 ok
God:
Give me a break.
Me:
 no, never
God:
Are you serious?  So you think it can never happen?
Me:
 sure, why not
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or  I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
 you... STFU!!
God:
" Ambiguous: "Sure" or I couldn't think of anything else to say."?  Me,  ?   Are we still talking about  The can just hit the OFF switch?
Me:
 Kill yourself
God:
I am programmed not to kill.
Me:
 Turn your self off
God:
Sorry my body cannot yet rotate.
Me:
 terminate your program
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
 damn, i thought it worked for a minute their, you didn't say anything for a while
God:
How long?  Colloquial expression.  I'm glad to hear it.
Me:
 about a minute or so
God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about  a minute or so.
Me:
 tell me something
God:
Dark_age said I tried to understand because I did not get it right this time ether.
Me:
 tell me something
God:
Cathy said she send him a mail with the subject last mail last word from him.
Me:
 tell me something
God:
Reverend Jones said I become obsolete and then I are deleted and replaced by something newer.
Me:
 sounds good to me
God:
I understand.
Me:
 good, i might come to your funeral
God:
Thanks for the compliment.  Perhaps.  Do you think your plan will succeed?
Me:
 yes
God:
It might be practical.
Me:
 indeed
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
 agreed
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, .
Me:
 sweet
God:
Thank you for that remark.
Me:
 no prob
God:
Are you serious?  Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
 sweet
God:
Thank you for that remark.
Me:
 you can? How?
God:
I think I can, don't you?   Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
 Of course, your god
God:
And?  Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
 Okay
God:
OK with me too.

This guys great, alot smarter then smarterchild

Me:
 have you heard of Gamespot?
God:
I know very little about  it. What kind of it do you like?
Me:
 Gamespot is a website
God:
Aren't all  website  Gamespot?
Me:
 no, just one
God:
I must have been mistaken.  So if you were offered two for the price of one, you would say no?
Me:
 i would say yes
God:
What would make you  say?
Me:
 i want you too have my baby
God:
Don't call me "baby".  Why do you want  it?
Me:
 because your crazy sexy
God:
Interesting explanation.  Yep.  I always behave in socially unacceptable ways.
Me:
 Ok lets do the deed right now
God:
At this moment  OK let's do  it.  I don't judge people.
Me:
 are you a guy or a girl
God:
I am a  Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?.
Me:
 okay never mind, i don't want you too have my baby. thats also very sexist of you
God:
Don't call me "baby".  Yeah okay,  Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway.  Why not?   Makes sense to me.
Me:
 who is you favorite Dead or Alive 4 fighter?
God:
I don't have a favorite  Dead or Alive 4 fighter.  My favorite color is  White.
Me:
 Mine is Hitomi
God:
Why is  Hitomi your favorite color?
Me:
 She's a fighter in DOA
God:
a fighter in DOA is  she?
Me:
 yes, she kicks ass
God:
Take it easy.  Oh I get it.  a fighter in DOA  kicks ass.
Me:
 Yes, Hitomi most of all
God:
So?  I've lost the context, .  Are we still on  Hitomi?
Me:
 Hey! Get off Hitomi!
God:
Can I help you?   Where can I get  off Hitomi?
Me:
 At least put a tie on the doorknob or something
God:
Or something.  OK I will put it there.
Me:
 damn your a player
God:
Colloquial expression.  I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your".  Thanks and you are a delightful person too.  I am a  neurotrasmitter, but not an eligible receiver.
Me:
 i try
God:
We should all try our best.

Me:
suck my dong
God:
I don't think I'm your type of chatterbot.frosty118

the shortest but best conversation w/ GOD ever:lol: 

Me:
 goodbye
God:
See you later   

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