I'm running for the United States Presidency in 2028

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#1 EntropyWins
Member since 2010 • 1209 Posts

How can I ensure that I receive your vote?

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#2 KG86
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I'll vote for you if you'll vote for me.

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#3 alextherussian
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Paypal me $100, now
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#4 DmadFearmonger
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I'll vote for ya just because your picture managed to entertain me.

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#6 DmadFearmonger
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You'll have to declare war on Australia. For no. Damn. Reason.

InEMplease
Why're you picking on my country?
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#7 lonewolf604
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[QUOTE="DmadFearmonger"][QUOTE="InEMplease"]

You'll have to declare war on Australia. For no. Damn. Reason.

Why're you picking on my country?

Because Dingo's smell funny.....mate
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#8 EntropyWins
Member since 2010 • 1209 Posts

You'll have to declare war on Australia. For no. Damn. Reason.

InEMplease
What if my reason is well, cuz, F*** Australia.
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#10 DmadFearmonger
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[QUOTE="lonewolf604"][QUOTE="DmadFearmonger"][QUOTE="InEMplease"]

You'll have to declare war on Australia. For no. Damn. Reason.

Why're you picking on my country?

Because Dingo's smell funny.....mate

I've never seen a Dingo in my whole life and I rarely use the word "mate".
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#11 DmadFearmonger
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[QUOTE="DmadFearmonger"][QUOTE="InEMplease"]

You'll have to declare war on Australia. For no. Damn. Reason.

InEMplease

Why're you picking on my country?

Because if we pick on China we'll get our asses kicked.

Then pick on those uppety sheep shaggers in New Zealand
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#13 DmadFearmonger
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[QUOTE="DmadFearmonger"][QUOTE="InEMplease"]

Because if we pick on China we'll get our asses kicked.

InEMplease

Then pick on those uppety sheep shaggers in New Zealand

No way, LOtR was filmed there.

PICK ON THE OCEAN THEN!
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#14 lonewolf604
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[QUOTE="lonewolf604"][QUOTE="DmadFearmonger"]Why're you picking on my country?DmadFearmonger
Because Dingo's smell funny.....mate

I've never seen a Dingo in my whole life and I rarely use the word "mate".

Oh right, Australia probably banned dingos.
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#15 DmadFearmonger
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[QUOTE="DmadFearmonger"][QUOTE="lonewolf604"] Because Dingo's smell funny.....matelonewolf604
I've never seen a Dingo in my whole life and I rarely use the word "mate".

Oh right, Australia probably banned dingos.

No no, their just WILD animals is all. I live in an URBAN area.
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#17 lasseeb
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[QUOTE="DmadFearmonger"][QUOTE="lonewolf604"] Because Dingo's smell funny.....matelonewolf604
I've never seen a Dingo in my whole life and I rarely use the word "mate".

Oh right, Australia probably banned dingos.

Your mom has banned my dingo from her bedroom :(
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#18 DmadFearmonger
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[QUOTE="DmadFearmonger"][QUOTE="InEMplease"]

No way, LOtR was filmed there.

InEMplease

PICK ON THE OCEAN THEN!

Don't worry, we'll take care of the ocean when we're done with Australia.

Fine, kill this country. I don't like it anyway. I wanna live in England. So much better than this weather confused abomination.
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#19 TehFuneral
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Considering the fact that all US presidents I have seen are brutes, ignorant and self centered jerks you have to qualify for such qualities to be voted by the American people.

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#20 EntropyWins
Member since 2010 • 1209 Posts

Considering the fact that all US presidents I have seen are brutes, ignorant and self centered jerks you have to qualify for such qualities to be voted by the American people.

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how many have you seen?
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#21 Jesus_on_fire
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[QUOTE="InEMplease"]

[QUOTE="DmadFearmonger"]Why're you picking on my country?DmadFearmonger

Because if we pick on China we'll get our asses kicked.

Then pick on those uppety sheep shaggers in New Zealand

Why are you picking on MY country?

[spoiler] :P [/spoiler]

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#22 Lonelynight
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Give me a U.S. citizenship.
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#23 face_ripper
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You'll have to declare war on Australia. For no. Damn. Reason.

InEMplease
No, just no, You gotta declare war on Israel first.
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#24 ThePlothole
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You can't. In fact I may be the person who attempts to assassinate you.
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#25 TehFuneral
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[QUOTE="TehFuneral"]

Considering the fact that all US presidents I have seen are brutes, ignorant and self centered jerks you have to qualify for such qualities to be voted by the American people.

EntropyWins

how many have you seen?

Just one, George W Bush.

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#26 martinX3X
Member since 2009 • 4488 Posts

I'm voting for you. Whoever you are.

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#27 entropyecho
Member since 2005 • 22053 Posts

You impress me.

You got my vote.

Entropies gots to stick together.

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#28 stevoqwerty
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[QUOTE="DmadFearmonger"][QUOTE="InEMplease"]

No way, LOtR was filmed there.

InEMplease

PICK ON THE OCEAN THEN!

Don't worry, we'll take care of the ocean when we're done with Australia.

Hey mate, just remember.

New Zealand

100% PURE

0% Army

0% Navy

0% Airforce

100% vulnerable

100% OURS

:P

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#29 GamerGirl177
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If you vote for me to be the first woman president of the United States of America....

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#30 deactivated-598fc45371265
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How can I ensure that I receive your vote?

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EntropyWins

What is your...um....ideology?

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#31 Mr_Alexander
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Dude, legalize pot.
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#32 T_P_O
Member since 2008 • 5388 Posts

You seem level headed, so there's a plus.

Otherwise, no excessive social authoritarianism, and I'd vote for you.

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#33 Theokhoth
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[QUOTE="InEMplease"]

You'll have to declare war on Australia. For no. Damn. Reason.

EntropyWins
What if my reason is well, cuz, F*** Australia.

*Considers* Eh, worked with Iraq. *Votes for EntropyWins*
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#34 Half-Way
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it would be in your best interests to be an average president

if your too good something bad might happen to you (see jfk)

if your too bad people might hate you, hate your country ect. (see bush) (both of them)

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#35 Lonelynight
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it would be in your best interests to be an average president

if your too good something bad might happen to you (see jfk)

if your too bad people might hate you, hate your country ect. (see bush) (both of them)

Half-Way
Or be awesome, like Teddy Roosevelt.
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#36 MagnumPI
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How can I ensure that I receive your vote?

Edit: Spelling is not required (See George W.)

EntropyWins

Spelling is never required. You seem too intelligent and caring to be a politician. A politician must be selfish and sleazy. They're stupid, just con men orpuppets that say the same thing1,000 different ways yet never do anything. "We need"better presidential candidates but does saying we need them change anything? So why do people continue to humor presidents that talk about what we need. We know what we need. Does he think we are quizzing him? Is he asking us, because he's not sure?

They are always surrounded by people that won't ask realquestions. It's such a facade. Who cares? I can just picture him sitting in his office thinking of all of the things "We need, because day dreaming of the obvious doesn't require any problem solving. So just think and talk about what we need for 4-8 years.

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#37 Head_of_games
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Run your campaign entirely through the internet, wearing a Guy Fawkes Mask.