Boy... lol, I have, IMO the best condom buying story EVER.
 So, me and my friend went to give blood (we live in a town about 7 miles from the closest sizable town, like, with a hospital, so we go there) anyway, we go and give blood, I finish first and ask for a pink wrap, so he tells the Tech that he dosent wanna be gay and match, and to give him the purple wrap, we both got the kiss me I gave blood stickers, they dont have a choice anymore.
Anyway, I got some things planed for later that day, and I was sick of buying those waste of money 3 packs from the gas station in town, so we go to wal-mart, and... I guess he has stuff planed for the near future too, so... we find the "personal" aisle and I buy the 36 lubricated box, and he buys the 12 "twisted pleaser" ?trojan box ...anyway...we both also bought some KY... so,
I also want Ice-tea (it makes me drink less pop). So, we walk to the opposite corner of wal-mart carrying this stuff, and I buy a 12 pack of lipton peach tea (they didnt have snapple.. that was annoying) and he bought a single one... and then we go back and check out with this 25ish girl.
Well, with our matching condoms, lube, and ice tea, and not-matching (because it'd be gay pink and purple donation wraps (and the kiss me I gave blood stickers, of course)... he checks out first and she starts asking us about the blood donation... that made me laugh.. but we're talking about how she cant give plasma(she said), but we didnt know if she could still give blood.
Then she asked if we ever gave plasma, but I saif that I couldent because I'm not 18 yet, and that he didnt want to, because we only give blood together, that we're blood donation partners, as I pat his chest.
And she didnt say anything about ... anything... except the blood wraps.
Oh... the looks we got from everyone else though.... funny stuff. lots of "looks over... proceeds to look forward and not turn head" from old people.
Anyway.. anygood?Â
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