I'm sick of being lectured by cashiers when I buy condoms.

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#1 catstacker
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The other day I was buying some condoms at a pharmacy and I saw this thing called "Mandelay." It desensitizes your private area to "Help you stay in control." I thought that was kind of funny so I decided to buy that too. When I got to the checkout, this 50 year old woman said to me, "You're a freak kid, you know that?"

Can't I buy some items without the people selling them comment on my lifestyle?

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#2 Eadara
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She was coming on to you, you'd better hit that.  You know what they say about women with no teeth.
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#3 catstacker
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I'm 18, by the way.
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#4 Raged-wolverine
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I'm 18, by the way.catstacker

umm okay....that was unnecassary

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#5 Killfox
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I hate how they try to make sex look like a bad thing. Sex is a part of life. I think that 50 old lady need to grow up. Like to 75 years old. Maybe even 100.
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#6 grafkhun
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[QUOTE="catstacker"]I'm 18, by the way.Raged-wolverine

umm okay....that was unnecassary

yup, and sorry about getting harassed by those nosy cashiers. 

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#7 catstacker
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[QUOTE="catstacker"]I'm 18, by the way.Raged-wolverine

umm okay....that was unnecassary

Well, if I were 13, buying condoms and lubricant, I would be a freak kid.

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#8 yoshi-lnex
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Tell her to mind her own business and ask her why she stll hasn't learned some manners in her 50 years?
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#9 staindcoldlp
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You should have reported her to the manager. Cashiers have no right to comment on any customer's purchases.

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#10 Mumbles527
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Today I was at the drug store buying a couple packs of cigarettes and the cashier felt the need to tell me that smoking was bad for you, as if I already didn't know that.  I said, "I know, but they're just so delicious" and she gave me a crazy look, so I handed her money and walked away...cashiers really should just do their jobs and keep quiet, though.
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#11 catstacker
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You should have reported her to the manager. Cashiers have no right to comment on any customer's purchases.

staindcoldlp

Really? Because one time a chashier called me gay because I was buying pink nail polish for a halloween constume.

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#12 Josh_345
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She is just mad that she can`t get any action.
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#13 Eadara
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[QUOTE="staindcoldlp"]

You should have reported her to the manager. Cashiers have no right to comment on any customer's purchases.

catstacker

Really? Because one time a chashier called me gay because I was buying pink nail polish for a halloween constume.

I would have sued for that one.

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#14 DiaperMan2
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Ya I always feel awkward buying condoms. Usually, I walk in, pick up a few random items to make it seem like I'm not here just for the condoms, and then I get to the cash register. At the register is either always some young girl in her teens, or some 50 year old woman...both making me feel even more awkward. Luckily some grocery stores nearby have got the machine checkout which is a lot better..until there's a problem and someone has to come over and scan the items manually cause the machine is broken...
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[QUOTE="staindcoldlp"]

You should have reported her to the manager. Cashiers have no right to comment on any customer's purchases.

catstacker

Really? Because one time a chashier called me gay because I was buying pink nail polish for a halloween constume.

catsacker you could of got the person in deep s***.

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#16 Josh_345
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Just buy condoms from the bathroom.
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#17 BEAN_LARD_MULCH
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[QUOTE="staindcoldlp"]

You should have reported her to the manager. Cashiers have no right to comment on any customer's purchases.

catstacker

Really? Because one time a chashier called me gay because I was buying pink nail polish for a halloween constume.

Was he/she joking? If not you should have demanded to talk to the manager 

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Whoah awkward. Don't go to that store again.

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Today I was at the drug store buying a couple packs of cigarettes and the cashier felt the need to tell me that smoking was bad for you, as if I already didn't know that. I said, "I know, but they're just so delicious" and she gave me a crazy look, so I handed her money and walked away...cashiers really should just do their jobs and keep quiet, though.Mumbles527
exactly. I worked as a cashier at 7-11 for 3 months. I never commented on anyone's purchases, I did my job. Though there was a guy that went in to buy condoms, i guess he didn't want to seem like a horndog; so he ended up buying a doughnut too. Funniest thing I've seen.

I didn't laugh in his face, but I tried holding in my laughter. I don't think he knew that what he was doing until he left.

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#20 comthitnuong
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Maybe you look too young. Try growing a gotee. That would show them.
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#21 BEAN_LARD_MULCH
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Just buy condoms from the bathroom. Josh_345

What if there is no bathroom condom vending machine? 

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#22 esb617
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Just give her a wink and say "I know" and walk away all cool like the Fonz
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#23 staindcoldlp
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[QUOTE="staindcoldlp"]

You should have reported her to the manager. Cashiers have no right to comment on any customer's purchases.

catstacker

Really? Because one time a chashier called me gay because I was buying pink nail polish for a halloween constume.

As a cashier myself, yes. I'm not really allowed to comment on anybody's purchases. They shouldn't be making any judgments based on your purchases anyway. I would have said something to the manager, or curse out the cashier. Either way, you win.

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Yea, they shouldnt say anything its your business....
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Tell the lady mine is bigger than yours.
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#26 Josh_345
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[QUOTE="Josh_345"]Just buy condoms from the bathroom. BEAN_LARD_MULCH

What if there is no bathroom condom vending machine? 

True, but I mean there has to be one somewhere in town. The trouble is that those vending machines are too loud.
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Do what i would have done, say something that makes no sense at all, say "see these?" and just stare at her.
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Do what i would have done, say something that makes no sense at all, say "see these?" and just stare at her.KiIIyou

lmao :lol:  

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#29 nightshade85
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why can't you just be a normal person and buy them from seedy truck stop bathrooms like everyone else
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I always buy lots of candy with mine.
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#31 stinky_bomb
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why dont u just steel them they usualy dont care if u do

(not saying that i have stoll them befor)

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#32 gotdangit
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Ummm...just wondering but how did you know she was 50...Is it she just looks 50 or what...?
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#33 bminns
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The other day I was buying some condoms at a pharmacy and I saw this thing called "Mandelay." It desensitizes your private area to "Help you stay in control." I thought that was kind of funny so I decided to buy that too. When I got to the checkout, this 50 year old woman said to me, "You're a freak kid, you know that?"

Can't I buy some items without the people selling them comment on my lifestyle?

catstacker

dood i would have talked to the manager and got her ass fired. then when she's walking out of the store after being fired i would laugh right in her face.

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Boy... lol, I have, IMO the best condom buying story EVER.

 So, me and my friend went to give blood (we live in a town about 7 miles from the closest sizable town, like, with a hospital, so we go there) anyway, we go and give blood, I finish first and ask for a pink wrap, so he tells the Tech that he dosent wanna be gay and match, and to give him the purple wrap, we both got the kiss me I gave blood stickers, they dont have a choice anymore.

Anyway, I got some things planed for later that day, and I was sick of buying those waste of money 3 packs from the gas station in town, so we go to wal-mart, and... I guess he has stuff planed for the near future too, so... we find the "personal" aisle and I buy the 36 lubricated box, and he buys the 12 "twisted pleaser" ?trojan box ...anyway...we both also bought some KY...  so,

I also want Ice-tea (it makes me drink less pop). So, we walk to the opposite corner of wal-mart carrying this stuff, and I buy a 12 pack of lipton peach tea (they didnt have snapple.. that was annoying) and he bought a single one... and then we go back and check out with this 25ish girl.

Well, with our matching condoms, lube, and ice tea, and not-matching (because it'd be gay pink and purple donation wraps (and the kiss me I gave blood stickers, of course)... he checks out first and she starts asking us about the blood donation... that made me laugh.. but we're talking about how she cant give plasma(she said), but we didnt know if she could still give blood.

Then she asked if we ever gave plasma, but I saif that I couldent because I'm not 18 yet, and that he didnt want to, because we only give blood together, that we're blood donation partners, as I pat his chest.

And she didnt say anything about ... anything... except the blood wraps.

Oh... the looks we got from everyone else though.... funny stuff. lots of "looks over... proceeds to look forward and not turn head" from old people.

Anyway.. anygood? 

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thats ridiculous dude, whenever i buy condoms i try to look for the youngest looking cashier cause old people are just weird
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I'd laugh at the irony of the situation, tell her to piss off, and be on my way.
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Boy... lol, I have, IMO the best condom buying story EVER.

 So, me and my friend went to give blood (we live in a town about 7 miles from the closest sizable town, like, with a hospital, so we go there) anyway, we go and give blood, I finish first and ask for a pink wrap, so he tells the Tech that he dosent wanna be gay and match, and to give him the purple wrap, we both got the kiss me I gave blood stickers, they dont have a choice anymore.

Anyway, I got some things planed for later that day, and I was sick of buying those waste of money 3 packs from the gas station in town, so we go to wal-mart, and... I guess he has stuff planed for the near future too, so... we find the "personal" aisle and I buy the 36 lubricated box, and he buys the 12 "twisted pleaser" ?trojan box ...anyway...we both also bought some KY...  so,

I also want Ice-tea (it makes me drink less pop). So, we walk to the opposite corner of wal-mart carrying this stuff, and I buy a 12 pack of lipton peach tea (they didnt have snapple.. that was annoying) and he bought a single one... and then we go back and check out with this 25ish girl.

Well, with our matching condoms, lube, and ice tea, and not-matching (because it'd be gay pink and purple donation wraps (and the kiss me I gave blood stickers, of course)... he checks out first and she starts asking us about the blood donation... that made me laugh.. but we're talking about how she cant give plasma(she said), but we didnt know if she could still give blood.

Then she asked if we ever gave plasma, but I saif that I couldent because I'm not 18 yet, and that he didnt want to, because we only give blood together, that we're blood donation partners, as I pat his chest.

And she didnt say anything about ... anything... except the blood wraps.

Oh... the looks we got from everyone else though.... funny stuff. lots of "looks over... proceeds to look forward and not turn head" from old people.

Anyway.. anygood? 

cheatymcshifty

sorry, i'm drunk and i couldn't find anything funny about your post...

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[QUOTE="cheatymcshifty"]

Boy... lol, I have, IMO the best condom buying story EVER.

So, me and my friend went to give blood (we live in a town about 7 miles from the closest sizable town, like, with a hospital, so we go there) anyway, we go and give blood, I finish first and ask for a pink wrap, so he tells the Tech that he dosent wanna be gay and match, and to give him the purple wrap, we both got the kiss me I gave blood stickers, they dont have a choice anymore.

Anyway, I got some things planed for later that day, and I was sick of buying those waste of money 3 packs from the gas station in town, so we go to wal-mart, and... I guess he has stuff planed for the near future too, so... we find the "personal" aisle and I buy the 36 lubricated box, and he buys the 12 "twisted pleaser" ?trojan box ...anyway...we both also bought some KY... so,

I also want Ice-tea (it makes me drink less pop). So, we walk to the opposite corner of wal-mart carrying this stuff, and I buy a 12 pack of lipton peach tea (they didnt have snapple.. that was annoying) and he bought a single one... and then we go back and check out with this 25ish girl.

Well, with our matching condoms, lube, and ice tea, and not-matching (because it'd be gay pink and purple donation wraps (and the kiss me I gave blood stickers, of course)... he checks out first and she starts asking us about the blood donation... that made me laugh.. but we're talking about how she cant give plasma(she said), but we didnt know if she could still give blood.

Then she asked if we ever gave plasma, but I saif that I couldent because I'm not 18 yet, and that he didnt want to, because we only give blood together, that we're blood donation partners, as I pat his chest.

And she didnt say anything about ... anything... except the blood wraps.

Oh... the looks we got from everyone else though.... funny stuff. lots of "looks over... proceeds to look forward and not turn head" from old people.

Anyway.. anygood?

bminns

sorry, i'm drunk and i couldn't find anything funny about your post...

pretty much they bought a lot of condoms and stuff, and people thought that they were gonna have a long night.
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#39 jrhawk42
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my friend caught an old lady stealing condoms cause she was too embarassed to buy them.  Apparently bingo night is like a singles bar for old folks.
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#40 Daffy101
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Dude that is exactly why I go to hy-vee to buy condoms and use the self checkouts. It's alot easier. I hate the cashiers that comment on me buying condoms. EX: "ohhh condoms I see! You're gettin lucky tonight!" by a male senior citizen. Too awkward for me.
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#41 Poedon
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I dont use condoms anymore, but when i did i wasn't embarassed buying them. You are buying them because you are getting some action, what to be ashamed about?  Unless you are buying them for a long night with Rosey Palmer and her 5 sisters. :p
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Welcome to America...Everyone thinks they know best.

But Only I know Best!!!! HAHA 

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Next time, buy a big box of condoms, whipping cream, a disposable camera, maple syrup, and a the biggest bottle of vodka available. The cashier will be speechless.
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#44 Daffy101
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I dont use condoms anymore, but when i did i wasn't embarassed buying them. You are buying them because you are getting some action, what to be ashamed about?  Unless you are buying them for a long night with Rosey Palmer and her 5 sisters. :pPoedon

Yes It DOES feel better w/o them. No matter what lies your teachers tell you kids. EX: "It feels better WITH condoms!". Thats straight up BS.

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#45 baiums_inferno
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i'd say "so!? at least i DO have sex, your days are over!".
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#46 baiums_inferno
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i'd say "so!? at least i DO have sex, your days are over!".
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#47 mikebrough1984
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In Canada we don't use condoms - we're like the Romans and use the colons of sheep.  Replace cashier with farmer and that's when it gets awkwardly problematic for us.