Installing A Husband! ***Super Funny***

INSTALLING A HUSBAND

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded fromBoyfriend 5.0toHusband 1.0and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly underBoyfriend 5.0.

In addition,Husband 1.0uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
*Romance 9.5and
*Personal Attention 6.5,and then installed undesirable programs such as

*NBA 5.0,
*NFL 3.0and
*Golf Clubs 4.1.

Conversation 8.0no longer runs, andHousecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

*Please note that I have tried runningNagging 5.3to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,

Desperate.

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Dear Desperate,

First, keep in mind,
*Boyfriend 5.0is an Entertainment Package, while
*Husband 1.0is an operating system.

Please enter command:ithoughtyoulovedme.htmland try to downloadTears 6.2and do not forget to install theGuilt 3.0update.
If that application works as designed,Husband 1.0should then automatically run the applicationsJewelry 2.0andFlowers 3.5.

However, remember, overuse of the above application can causeHusband 1.0to default toGrumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 orBeer 6.1.
*Please note thatBeer 6. 1is a very bad program that will download theFarting and Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do,DO NOTunder any circumstances installMother-In-Law 1.0(it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)
In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall theBoyfriend 5.0-program These are unsupported applications and will crashHusband 1.0.

In summary,Husband 1.0is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend
*Cooking 3.0and
*Hot Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck Babe!

Does not compute. :|Shad0ki11

Wait till you get older,, it will then!

[QUOTE="Shad0ki11"]Does not compute. :|Daytona_178

Wait till you get older,, it will then!

How old do you think I am?

Does not compute. :|Shad0ki11

I thought it was funny. Especially liked the step mom part :lol:

[QUOTE="Daytona_178"]

[QUOTE="Shad0ki11"]Does not compute. :|Shad0ki11

Wait till you get older,, it will then!

How old do you think I am?

Well if you dont get it i dont think your very old.

[QUOTE="Shad0ki11"][QUOTE="Daytona_178"]

[QUOTE="Shad0ki11"]Does not compute. :|Daytona_178

Wait till you get older,, it will then!

How old do you think I am?

Well if you dont get it i dont think your very old.

I got it. Just didn't find it funny. That's just me though.

[QUOTE="Daytona_178"][QUOTE="Shad0ki11"][QUOTE="Daytona_178"]

[QUOTE="Shad0ki11"]Does not compute. :|Shad0ki11

Wait till you get older,, it will then!

How old do you think I am?

Well if you dont get it i dont think your very old.

I got it. Just didn't find it funny. That's just me though.

Dead inside?:?

[QUOTE="Daytona_178"][QUOTE="Shad0ki11"][QUOTE="Daytona_178"]

[QUOTE="Shad0ki11"]Does not compute. :|Shad0ki11

Wait till you get older,, it will then!

How old do you think I am?

Well if you dont get it i dont think your very old.

I got it. Just didn't find it funny. That's just me though.

oh,,,,,i see

[QUOTE="Shad0ki11"][QUOTE="Daytona_178"][QUOTE="Shad0ki11"][QUOTE="Daytona_178"]

[QUOTE="Shad0ki11"]Does not compute. :|Superbored

Wait till you get older,, it will then!

How old do you think I am?

Well if you dont get it i dont think your very old.

I got it. Just didn't find it funny. That's just me though.

Dead inside?:?

Different sense of humor.

[QUOTE="Daytona_178"][QUOTE="Shad0ki11"][QUOTE="Daytona_178"]

[QUOTE="Shad0ki11"]Does not compute. :|Shad0ki11

Wait till you get older,, it will then!

How old do you think I am?

Well if you dont get it i dont think your very old.

I got it. Just didn't find it funny. That's just me though.

You didn't see the humor in it? You're obviously not as old as you think you are then.

[QUOTE="Shad0ki11"][QUOTE="Daytona_178"][QUOTE="Shad0ki11"][QUOTE="Daytona_178"]

[QUOTE="Shad0ki11"]Does not compute. :|0bscurity

Wait till you get older,, it will then!

How old do you think I am?

Well if you dont get it i dont think your very old.

I got it. Just didn't find it funny. That's just me though.

You didn't see the humor in it? You're obviously not as old as you think you are then.

Hey i just noticed your avatar,,,Opeth rule! :D

Different sense of humor.

Shad0ki11

I know, it was a joke.

Where's the part about upgrading Girlfriend 4.0 to Wife 1.0, but Wife 1.0 becomes a bloated system hog consuming all resources?Oleg_Huzwog

I heard the same thign yesterday, but from the man's Point of View.wallymartin

oooooohhh, i want ot see that!

Haha, it references marriage problems like programs. That's funny.