Invent your own sport!

Hmm. . .how about a sport where a bunch of very well-built men get dirty and huddle together very closely just before slamming into eachother, causing really high, sweaty pileups? It can be followed up with each of them showering together.

Oh, wait, that's American football.

Bolf... just like regular golf, but you use a bowling ball instead of a golf ball & steel pipes for clubs

Hmm. . .how about a sport where a bunch of very well-built men get dirty and huddle together very closely just before slamming into eachother, causing really high, sweaty pileups? It can be followed up with each of them showering together.

Oh, wait, that's American football.

We already have the greatest "invented" sport, well, ever invented.

Calvinball!

Basket Bowling :D

Basketball with a bowling ball!

Dodgejavelin.

It's just like dodgeball, except with a javelin instead of a ball.

We already have the greatest "invented" sport, well, ever invented.

Calvinball!

yokofox33

Billiards with cutlasses. markop2003

Yes that's right ladies and gentlemen! Here, you can create a sport! The sport can include anything, have any rules you want! Let me see those ideas young padawans.

WeedleLad

You're the noob here and almost everyone else on gamespot is a higher level than you so stop calling us young padawans.

Hmm. . .how about a sport where a bunch of very well-built men get dirty and huddle together very closely just before slamming into eachother, causing really high, sweaty pileups? It can be followed up with each of them showering together.

Oh, wait, that's American football.

Theokhoth

Hmm. . .how about a sport where a bunch of scrawny little men kick a ball around a field and when they score they tear their shirts off and jump on each other and hug each other?It can be followed up by all of them faking injuries just so they can have a stretcher take them off the field for attention.

Oh, wait, that's European football.

Wii boxing... Except you're in the boxing ring holding a wWiimote and Nunchuck and will fight against another boxer with the same equipment. horgen123

or against mike tyson...

Blitzball

Hmm. . .how about a sport where a bunch of very well-built men get dirty and huddle together very closely just before slamming into eachother, causing really high, sweaty pileups? It can be followed up with each of them showering together.

Oh, wait, that's American football.

Theokhoth

And Rugby!

How about one where you kidnap as many little boys as possible in 24 hours. Whoever delivers the most in my shed wins! Oh, and they have to be tied, gagged, and unconscious. Ready? Go!

How about one where you kidnap as many little boys as possible in 24 hours. Whoever delivers the most in my shed wins! Oh, and they have to be tied, gagged, and unconscious. Ready? Go!

Akadian818

[QUOTE="Head_of_games"][QUOTE="Akadian818"]

How about one where you kidnap as many little boys as possible in 24 hours. Whoever delivers the most in my shed wins! Oh, and they have to be tied, gagged, and unconscious. Ready? Go!

WeedleLad

What do pedophiles have to do with his post?

Crap I can't remember the name of that thing that one guy made up, there's a video on YouTube of some guy interviewing him and it was sad 'cause the dude was basically ****ing his life up over some dumb-looking game, but then it actually became a real sport so he's probably thinking "lol pwnd"

Dodge the bullets, last man standing wins...

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What do pedophiles have to do with his post?

WeedleLad

His idea was only to KIDNAP LITTLE BOYS AND BRING THEM TO HIS SHED. It's just a game. I see no reference to pedophiles.

[QUOTE="Head_of_games"][QUOTE="WeedleLad"]

What do pedophiles have to do with his post?

WeedleLad

His idea was only to kidnap little boys and bring them to his shed. It's just a game. I see no reference to pedophiles.

Thank you Master.

[QUOTE="WeedleLad"]

[QUOTE="Head_of_games"] I think it's fairly obvious, "My young padawan".Head_of_games

His idea was only to KIDNAP LITTLE BOYS AND BRING THEM TO HIS SHED. It's just a game. I see no reference to pedophiles.

So you want to kill people?

Instead of sending prisoners to jail we send them to a purposely bult deathmatch arean (just death by name) and arm them with non-lethal weapons such as those beanbag guns and rubber bullets and what not.

They'd have colars on their necks capable of injecting them with a lethal dose so they couldn't kill or seriously maime anyone.

[QUOTE="Head_of_games"][QUOTE="WeedleLad"]

His idea was only to KIDNAP LITTLE BOYS AND BRING THEM TO HIS SHED. It's just a game. I see no reference to pedophiles.

WeedleLad

....You really don't understand I was joking...again...

[QUOTE="Head_of_games"][QUOTE="WeedleLad"]

His idea was only to KIDNAP LITTLE BOYS AND BRING THEM TO HIS SHED. It's just a game. I see no reference to pedophiles.

Akadian818

So you want to kill people?

[QUOTE="WeedleLad"]

[QUOTE="Head_of_games"] If you don't see the subtly there, then there isn't much I can do to help you. But whatever, Pedophile Hunting would still be awesome.Head_of_games

....You really don't understand I was joking...again...

Since about second grade i've had to read articles and describe the author's "tone". Did you not go to school or did God just not give you a personality?

My friend and I already did this. :] During P.E. there were no more tennis rackets, so we just took a tennis ball. I sat on the floor, and my friend ran around the tennis court throwing the ball to me. I threw it back, and started saying random things like:
"Touchdown!"
"Aww shucks! Split pins!"
"Homerun!"
"Hole in one!"
"Goaaaaaaaaal"
"Match point"
"3 Pointer!!!"

At the end of P.E. **** we said good game, and neither of us won since we couldn't keep the tennis ball.

We call the game, Ultimate Sport: All You Need Is a Tennis Ball.

[QUOTE="Head_of_games"][QUOTE="WeedleLad"]

....You really don't understand I was joking...again...

Akadian818

Since about second grade i've had to read articles and describe the author's "tone". Did you not go to school or did God just not give you a personality?