invite to "freinds" birthday party (wtf hes like 17) but you dont want

yo my freind call and invited to birthday party, but i dont want to go because hes lame

i'm at my moms house and said that i have to check in with my dad to see if i can go

but i cant think of a lie up so i dont have to go

so yeah any idea into geting out of this lame birthday party?

say you already have plans with family or fake being sick

Welcome To GS, Ogh and my advice: Do. Not. Go.

Im A Freaking Wise Man.

say you have amoebic dysenteryConManWithGun

Why are you friends w/ him then?

1. Lie about being ill. Not that hard to think up, but be creative.

2. Actually make yourself ill.

3. Go and have a good time.

4. You already have a prior engagement and you are not sure if you can make it, if you can you'll drop by, then after the party is surly finished, call him up and say either "Hey is the party still going on" (if you know its over) or "Sorry i couldn't make it this is me just getting finished now" (again if you know its over)

5. Your dad said you couldn't go as you have tohelp him do something...

6. You argued with your dad and he grounded you so you can't go.

7. I don't want to go because you are lame.

Catch a cold...Or pour shampoo in your eyes and pretend that you have pink eye.

I'll show up for you

Why are you such a jerk? Just go so you dont hurt the kids feelings. Its alot easier than being a little brat about it. You could end up having a good time.If it's lame then just tell him you got a phone call on your cell phone and you need to leave.

1. Lie about being ill. Not that hard to think up, but be creative.

2. Actually make yourself ill.

3. Go and have a good time.

4. You already have a prior engagement and you are not sure if you can make it, if you can you'll drop by, then after the party is surly finished, call him up and say either "Hey is the party still going on" (if you know its over) or "Sorry i couldn't make it this is me just getting finished now" (again if you know its over)

5. Your dad said you couldn't go as you have tohelp him do something...

6. You argued with your dad and he grounded you so you can't go.

7. I don't want to go because you are lame.

Apollo5000

Most help in the entire thread.

[QUOTE="Apollo5000"]

1. Lie about being ill. Not that hard to think up, but be creative.

2. Actually make yourself ill.

3. Go and have a good time.

4. You already have a prior engagement and you are not sure if you can make it, if you can you'll drop by, then after the party is surly finished, call him up and say either "Hey is the party still going on" (if you know its over) or "Sorry i couldn't make it this is me just getting finished now" (again if you know its over)

5. Your dad said you couldn't go as you have tohelp him do something...

6. You argued with your dad and he grounded you so you can't go.

7. I don't want to go because you are lame.

Mercury_May2112

Most help in the entire thread.

Why thank you...

Aren't you his FRIEND? Oh... wait I see... it's not because your friend is lame. There's a shocking truth behind this! I have figured it out guys. Nickturtle1337... you insolent, selfish, evil, sly devil... You couldn't afford a present!

Um no seriously, if he's lame then don't make friends with him! Jeesh, now go to the party and have fun instead of asking people what to do! Go now, don't be shy.

ha this topic is great, reality is this party was 2 weeks ago, i went and turned out they recently made some new freinds that happened to me good freinds of mine. at the start i was like dang it, seems like i was the only kid invited, than all my homies started to show up, kinda felt like my brithday ha. wow and there mom, i hate to say this but shes like 30 and hot as ****!!!

they were wondering why i was in the bathroom so long.... i was like just puting some frosting on the cake....

o um, nvm that last part

well thanks for all the post they made me crack up ha

guess i know what to do now if i ever dont want to go anywhere with my freinds ha

ha this topic is great, reality is this party was 2 weeks ago, i went and turned out they recently made some new freinds that happened to me good freinds of mine. at the start i was like dang it, seems like i was the only kid invited, than all my homies started to show up, kinda felt like my brithday ha. wow and there mom, i hate to say this but shes like 30 and hot as ****!!!

they were wondering why i was in the bathroom so long.... i was like just puting some frosting on the cake....

o um, nvm that last part

well thanks for all the post they made me crack up ha

guess i know what to do now if i ever dont want to go anywhere with my freinds ha

nickturtle1337

So in short, your a liar...

Could of saved us some time if you just said that from the start...

[QUOTE="nickturtle1337"]

ha this topic is great, reality is this party was 2 weeks ago, i went and turned out they recently made some new freinds that happened to me good freinds of mine. at the start i was like dang it, seems like i was the only kid invited, than all my homies started to show up, kinda felt like my brithday ha. wow and there mom, i hate to say this but shes like 30 and hot as ****!!!

they were wondering why i was in the bathroom so long.... i was like just puting some frosting on the cake....

o um, nvm that last part

well thanks for all the post they made me crack up ha

guess i know what to do now if i ever dont want to go anywhere with my freinds ha

Apollo5000

So in short, your a liar...

Could of saved us some time if you just said that from the start...

poop

time to kill myself because some people cant lightin up

[QUOTE="Apollo5000"][QUOTE="nickturtle1337"]

ha this topic is great, reality is this party was 2 weeks ago, i went and turned out they recently made some new freinds that happened to me good freinds of mine. at the start i was like dang it, seems like i was the only kid invited, than all my homies started to show up, kinda felt like my brithday ha. wow and there mom, i hate to say this but shes like 30 and hot as ****!!!

they were wondering why i was in the bathroom so long.... i was like just puting some frosting on the cake....

o um, nvm that last part

well thanks for all the post they made me crack up ha

guess i know what to do now if i ever dont want to go anywhere with my freinds ha

nickturtle1337

So in short, your a liar...

Could of saved us some time if you just said that from the start...

poop

time to kill myself because some people cant lightin up

what the heck is going on here?

why is my little bro dead with a knife through his chest?

man this sucks now my little bro is dead

he left this runing before i guess he stab himself

why god why!!!!!

smite the evil that was forced my bro to do this.

arlight now to never log onto this account and go back to my old account so no knows who i'am, just one clue, it is somebody who posted in this topic........

still sucks that my teddy bear that i had since i was a baby is dead now, o well.

how old are you?

tell him you cant becaue you lost yur arm in the war.