Is Chuck Norris' power real?

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#1 sk8erPWNZOR
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sometimes I wonder but then I get really scared of a roundhouse kick in the face:roll:
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#2 BiancaDK
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ofcourse his powers are real. dont be silly. or blasphemous.
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#3 JustPlainLucas
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No, Chuck Norris is not real. He's a figment of your imagination...
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ofcourse his powers are real. dont be silly. or blasphemous.BiancaDK
Thats one big word. Chuck Norris doesnt like big words.

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#5 rockguy92
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I hate Chuck Norris.
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#6 Jekken6
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his power is very much real
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#7 DigitalExile
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Chuck Norris only has the power to fail.
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#8 Dylan_11
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Just ask any of the Vietnamese he has fought over the years......oh right.......they're dead.
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#9 legend26
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ofcourse they are real you silly goose

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#10 spdracr99
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obviously real!
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#11 KG86
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His powers have faded in time.
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#12 darksword1123
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Chuck Norris sucks.
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#13 smokingsbad
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Of course, Don't you read Wikipedia, :x
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#14 BiancaDK
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[QUOTE="BiancaDK"]ofcourse his powers are real. dont be silly. or blasphemous.Ice-Hot_MoFo

Thats one big word. Chuck Norris doesnt like big words.

True. Good thing he stopped picking on people with distinct asian looks, after Bruce Lee lectured him.
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#15 Holyknight_CJ
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Bruce Lee beat him up in Way of the Dragon, and would do it in real life. Since he's dead Norris wins by default, except that Silva would beat him up. I always wonder how Bruce Lee would do in MMA. I think he would kick ass in his weight class.
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#16 Hot-Tamale
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He's a good karate-expert.
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#17 Mudcake_Mad
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Yeah:roll:...
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#18 esbastica
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seriously guys,:lol: one of chuck norris facts has been proven recently, he made a baby after vasectomy! i read it somewhere and it's real
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#19 horgen  Moderator
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legend26
These pics tell the truth. His power is real
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#20 BiancaDK
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Bruce Lee beat him up in Way of the Dragon, and would do it in real life. Since he's dead Norris wins by default, except that Silva would beat him up. I always wonder how Bruce Lee would do in MMA. I think he would kick ass in his weight class.Holyknight_CJ
No arena would let Bruce Lee fight, not UFC, not K1. Bruce Lee, among other things, applied Kino Muay Thai, which is concidered entirely unacceptable. Since he relied on techniques which are widely regarded as "dirty" he probably wouldnt do any better than "very good" - that not doing Bruce Lee just in any sense.
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#21 II_Seraphim_II
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TC, if you want proof of Chuck Norris' power, you should buy WoW and walk into the Barrens. Trust, after 5 minutes, even u will be a believer :|
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#22 BiancaDK
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TC, if you want proof of Chuck Norris' power, you should buy WoW and walk into the Barrens. Trust, after 5 minutes, even u will be a believer :|II_Seraphim_II
its simply enough to acknowledge that the world spins. Theres youre proof.
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#23 II_Seraphim_II
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[QUOTE="II_Seraphim_II"]TC, if you want proof of Chuck Norris' power, you should buy WoW and walk into the Barrens. Trust, after 5 minutes, even u will be a believer :|BiancaDK
its simply enough to acknowledge that the world spins. Theres youre proof.

Ah...truer words have never been spoken.
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#24 aliblabla2007
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It's real, I absorbed it.
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#25 realistic44
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I absorbed his punches but somehow survived, its real i tell ya :o
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#26 ArmoredAshes
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No, Chuck Norris is not real. He's a figment of your imagination... JustPlainLucas

just like the boogeyman?

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#27 thirteen_zombie
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Is gravity real? does the world turn? Never question Chuck's power or authority.
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#28 MOCHIRON_MAN
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Chuck Norris' powers, are most cetaintly not real. Besides, Bruce Lee is a thousand times better then Norris. Bruce Lee kicked Chuck in the head, "72 times, in 13 seconds". This is no joke. It was televised, all over the place, on the news.
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#29 sk8erPWNZOR
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why does the vampire guy always say he took chucks powers it is madness?
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#30 Dawq902
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obviously they are real
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#31 foxhound_fox
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Of course they are. He was apotheosized as a child.
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#32 sk8erPWNZOR
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you know what they say about chuck norris... that he can turn invisible
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#33 Virus214
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I hate Chuck Norris.rockguy92
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#34 iam2green
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yes they are real. i shaved his beard off there is actually another fist under it. his hair grows really fast so if u look at him u will see more hair.
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