Is it normal to fear Chuck Norris

No, as long as you don't touch him...or look at him in the eyes, you should be good.

Very abnormal.

It is how ever VERY normal to fear Bette Midler.

I dont fear Chuck Norris Chuck Norris fears meMkavanaugh77

Oh no, it's Chuck Norris!

Run away or he'll use his bad acting skills on you! :o harashawn

I doubt he could lift his legs high enough to do a roundhouse kick these days.KG86

This is how dangerous he is:

I drank Chuck Norris's blood. aliblabla2007

[QUOTE="aliblabla2007"]I drank Chuck Norris's blood. BiancaDK

That's because Science doesn't know the material that my teeth are made of.

[QUOTE="BiancaDK"][QUOTE="aliblabla2007"]I drank Chuck Norris's blood. aliblabla2007

That's because Science doesn't know the material that my teeth are made of.

listen, no one could have consumed chuck norris blood.

Its simply not feasible or rationally coherent. You might aswel say you took on a pair of iceskates last night and took some circles around the andromeda galaxys event horizon.

listen, no one could have consumed chuck norris blood.

Its simply not feasible or rationally coherent. You might aswel say you took on a pair of iceskates last night and took some circles around the andromeda galaxys event horizon.

a fear mixed with respect,yeah,that's the way u should treat ur godesbastica

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That's because Science doesn't know the material that my teeth are made of.

VMAN-Vercetti

Can't kill something that has no life.

listen, no one could have consumed chuck norris blood.

Its simply not feasible or rationally coherent. You might aswel say you took on a pair of iceskates last night and took some circles around the andromeda galaxys event horizon.

BiancaDK

That's exactly what I did last night.

aliblabla: Okay, lets get scientific here, so we can really break this down for ya. There is only 1 known way of travel to the Andromeda Galaxy. And that is by chuck-norris-roundhouse-xpress inc. Heres the problematic: The second chuck norris foot is in mid air, screaming like cometh haleth to bring your skull sweet liberty - the mass of his foot colliding with the air of which it travels thru, will create such an amount of friction, that anything within 10 miles radius will instantly be sucked in to feed the flame and fill out the atmospheric void. As that happens, chuck norris will break a sweat due to the heat created. As we all know, whenever chuck norris skin gets saturated, he will collapse into himself, destroying everything that falls under the prefix omni-. So good day sir.BiancaDK

Once you drink Chuck Norris blood, you'll gain the powahs. So he could roundhouse kick my dead balls all day long and the only thing he'd do is damage his shoes.

Of course, there is only 1 "known" way to travel to Andromeda.... the way I used is known, yeah... only by me.

[QUOTE="BiancaDK"]aliblabla: Okay, lets get scientific here, so we can really break this down for ya. There is only 1 known way of travel to the Andromeda Galaxy. And that is by chuck-norris-roundhouse-xpress inc. Heres the problematic: The second chuck norris foot is in mid air, screaming like cometh haleth to bring your skull sweet liberty - the mass of his foot colliding with the air of which it travels thru, will create such an amount of friction, that anything within 10 miles radius will instantly be sucked in to feed the flame and fill out the atmospheric void. As that happens, chuck norris will break a sweat due to the heat created. As we all know, whenever chuck norris skin gets saturated, he will collapse into himself, destroying everything that falls under the prefix omni-. So good day sir.aliblabla2007

Once you drink Chuck Norris blood, you'll gain the powahs. So he could roundhouse kick my dead balls all day long and the only thing he'd do is damage his shoes.

Of course, there is only 1 "known" way to travel to Andromeda.... the way I used is known, yeah... only by me.