Is it possible for a human to 1 v 1 a bear?

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#1 HarryOsborn
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pretend you were teleported from your computer into a room with no windows or doors and an angry bear infront of you. Is it automatically game over? is it impossible or is it possible to fight smart, back up, wait for bear to charge, strong kick to jaw, jump on back, gouge eyes, rear naked choke.

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#2 Fightingfan
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I wouldn't see why not, you do have those genetic freaks that are like real life Zangiefs.
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#3 deactivated-5f9e3c6a83e51
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Anythingis possible, but my money is on the bear if it's mano y mano.

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#4 chilly-chill
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It's possible, but very unlikely. Strength of a bear is brutal.
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#5 Allicrombie
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I think pianist would have a pretty good shot.
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#6 wis3boi
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Roosevelt already did

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#7 CRS98
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Take the eyes out, then go for the testicles/ovaries.
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#8 blabbyboy
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No way.
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#9 branketra
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If you're one of the strongest people in the world, yeah.
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#10 ZumaJones07
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run into a corner, dodge it when it charges, swing around and jump on its back, then put it to sleep with a karate chop to the temple
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#11 cee1gee
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not a chance if theres no weapons involved

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#12 senses_fail_06
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No. Bears are much bigger, stronger, and faster. Humans may have the advantage of intelligence, but that won't help you when the bear is beating the sh!t out of you.
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#13 HarryOsborn
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bear cub vs mountain lion http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVVJFIosfqU
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#14 Alex_Thomson
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Well based on that picture the guy is doomed. Since even if he manages to take out the bear with that epic uppercut he's using, there's another bear creeping in the background watching the whole spectacle that will surely be out for blood if he kills its kindred bear.

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#15 gamefree2
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FDR already did

wis3boi

Don't you mean Theodore Roosevelt?

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#16 wis3boi
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[QUOTE="wis3boi"]

FDR already did

gamefree2

Don't you mean Theodore Roosevelt?

derp, typo
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#17 King-Kai
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Unless it's an adolescent bear, a Human stands no chance. A bear has thicker bones (including the skull), so it can absorb the force of blows to the head. They're also much stronger and have sharp claws and teeth. A bear would literally rip a Human being to shreds.
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#18 coolbeans90
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lol no

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#19 GamerForca
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If you have a high caliber rifle, sure.
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#20 Allicrombie
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Roosevelt already did

wis3boi

Teddy vs Teddi?

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#21 Seraphy-
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something something xaos
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#22 wis3boi
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[QUOTE="wis3boi"]

Roosevelt already did

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Teddy vs Teddi?

I love you :P

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#23 TopTierHustler
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Well yeah, there's something called guns

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#24 chilly-chill
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Well yeah, there's something called guns

TopTierHustler

nah nah nah 1 v 1 is a fight

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#25 CRS98
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Roosevelt already did

wis3boi

I thought this was a Sasquatch. Doesn't really look like a bear.

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#26 wis3boi
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Abe Lincoln approves this thread

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#27 TopTierHustler
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[QUOTE="TopTierHustler"]

Well yeah, there's something called guns

chilly-chill

nah nah nah 1 v 1 is a fight

I fight dirty

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#28 CoolSkAGuy
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Bears have sharp claws. Bears have sharp teeth. Bears have brute strength. Bears have fur armor. I think we probably got better luck playing dead lol.
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#29 chilly-chill
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[QUOTE="chilly-chill"]

[QUOTE="TopTierHustler"]

Well yeah, there's something called guns

TopTierHustler

nah nah nah 1 v 1 is a fight

I fight dirty

women use guns :P
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#30 TopTierHustler
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[QUOTE="TopTierHustler"]

[QUOTE="chilly-chill"] nah nah nah 1 v 1 is a fight

chilly-chill

I fight dirty

women use guns :P

I always have at least two guns with me anywhere I go.

*flexes arm*

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#31 Barbariser
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Bears are like 20-30 times stronger than a human and can rip trees in half, no one stands a chance in the conditions you outlined.

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You've managed to already be the winner for the 2012 worst thread creator NOTcar.

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#33 deactivated-590595a6292ce
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Liam Neeson could.

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#34 Apathetic_Prick
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pretend you were teleported from your computer into a room with no windows or doors and an angry bear infront of you. Is it automatically game over? is it impossible or is it possible to fight smart, back up, wait for bear to charge, strong kick to jaw, jump on back, gouge eyes, rear naked choke.

HarryOsborn

Let's run it by Mythbusters. Might make for an episode that is genuinely interesting.

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#35 sexyweapons
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Of course

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#36 kweeni
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I doupt any of the human punches or kicks would have any effect on the bear, even if it's to the head. The human would get ripped to pieces unless he has a weapon that can kill the bear then the human has a chance.
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#37 m25105
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Sure I can, provided it's a bear cub.
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#38 EmpCom
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No ,stupid ? now move on
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#39 tjricardo089
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The bear would claw, bite, smack the human down in seconds.

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#40 th3warr1or
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Unless it's an adolescent bear, a Human stands no chance. King-Kai
I don't think a human stands a chance against an adolescent bear either. A bear cub can defeat a mountain lion.. I think a mountain lion would own any human.
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#41 Jackc8
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No way. You'd have to be suicidal to get close enough to kick one in the head - one swipe of its claws and your quadriceps would be ripped off your leg and dangling in the breeze. When something that weighs 500 - 1,000 lbs lunges at you...you're just dinner plain and simple.

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#42 DivergeUnify
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'Anything' is 'possible', but not really
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#43 games5522
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I remembered seeing this photo of a plaque about a guy who killed a bear one on one. The bear got his arm, so he used that arm that was already halfway down its throat to grab it's jugular or something and choke it until it was unconscious, then bashed it with a stick until he was sure it was dead.

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#44 mattbbpl
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Only if you're Rod Marinelli

http://larrybrownsports.com/football/rod-marinelli-wrestled-a-bear/628
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#45 linkin_guy109
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its possible yes, but highly unlikely, you would need a trained proffessional who either was extremely agile and able to mount the bear or someone who was incredibly strong who was able to forcefully take down the bear, someone like a sumo wrestler or a powerlifter

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#46 ionusX
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pretend you were teleported from your computer into a room with no windows or doors and an angry bear infront of you. Is it automatically game over? is it impossible or is it possible to fight smart, back up, wait for bear to charge, strong kick to jaw, jump on back, gouge eyes, rear naked choke.

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ask the nature boy.. he faught a russian war bear and won haha (though in his defense.. bear got him good to kickstart the whole heel turn he made)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nw-QqX8jaLw

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#47 ShuLordLiuPei
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Been there, done that.

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Only for this guy.

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#49 AussieePet
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No chance in hell.
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#50 kweeni
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its possible yes, but highly unlikely, you would need a trained proffessional who either was extremely agile and able to mount the bear or someone who was incredibly strong who was able to forcefully take down the bear, someone like a sumo wrestler or a powerlifter

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Lol wut No human can forcefully take down a bear no matter how hard he trains, that includes sumo wrestlers and powerlifters. Any human who tries to take on a bear head on without any weapon(s) that can kill a bear will get torn to pieces withing seconds.