Im on a mission to make her my wife...... I paid $250.00 CDN for a ticket this march for a concert......
I need her she needs me!
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Im on a mission to make her my wife...... I paid $250.00 CDN for a ticket this march for a concert......
I need her she needs me!
IDK, but she is still pretty terrible...
I heard her music describes as "slutwave"... I got a chuckle out of that...
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She's married to Russel Brand.
what........?
yea guess you can't do it. SorryYou have to learn how to talk to her first ;)
She's married to Russell Brand.
ThePerro
I can imagine the intelligent conversations that Katy Perry would be able to hold... it probably wouldn't be too hard to talk to her...
"Hey chick, your hot! I'm rich and handsome and stuff. Want to do it, go to clubs and get married?"
"I'm, like a confident, sexually impowered woman, and like, yeah totally. Are my **** falling out of this dress?"
"Yeah."
"Oh thanks, thats so sweet."
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She's married to Russel Brand.
EVOLV3
what........?
WOW MAN, I PUT HIS LOOKS TO SHAME! omg HEs not even ALL THAT!!!
[QUOTE="Ravensmash"]Married to British comedian Russell Brand as people have said, sorry bud.dunl12496
Is that real? That's better than having two legs.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kfd6LgcuCscHe's the guying doing something with his hand.
What real? The guy on the left who said that is Noel Fielding, the guy on the right is Russell. The guy on screen is joking though.[QUOTE="dunl12496"][QUOTE="Ravensmash"]Married to British comedian Russell Brand as people have said, sorry bud.Ravensmash
Is that real? That's better than having two legs.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kfd6LgcuCscHe's the guying doing something with his hand.
What real? The guy on the left who said that is Noel Fielding, the guy on the right is Russell. The guy on screen is joking though.I know, but at least I made a post with radiohead in it.
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what........?
KingOfAsia
WOW MAN, I PUT HIS LOOKS TO SHAME! omg HEs not even ALL THAT!!!
However his bank balance definitely beats yours...
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This dudenintendo_ds_06
WOW MAN, I PUT HIS LOOKS TO SHAME! omg HEs not even ALL THAT!!!
However his bank balance definitely beats yours...
He's also much, MUCH funnier than you will ever be.
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[QUOTE="KingOfAsia"]
WOW MAN, I PUT HIS LOOKS TO SHAME! omg HEs not even ALL THAT!!!
angrules23
However his bank balance definitely beats yours...
He's also much, MUCH funnier than you will ever be.
I don't know if you are talking about me or TC but regardless you are right :P[QUOTE="angrules23"][QUOTE="nintendo_ds_06"]
However his bank balance definitely beats yours...
nintendo_ds_06
He's also much, MUCH funnier than you will ever be.
I don't know if you are talking about me or TC but regardless you are right :P Yeah sorry talking to TC.[QUOTE="Theokhoth"]If so, then she's probably only "single" in the sense that slices of cheese are "single" when wrapped with a bunch of other "Single" slices at the same time. . .raynimrod
Ah Theo, that got a significant chuckle out of me.
Her cheese is probably moldy.
I am a girl.I'm guess you never had a live-in girlfriend or been married (if I'm wrong or you're being sarcastic feel free to correct me). No matter how hot a girl is, she's probably going to have a not-so hot morning face you'll get over after she either gets out of the shower or starts doing naughty things to you that could get me modded if I say them here that will make you forget all about her face.
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I am a girl.Deihjan
Ok, forget about the girlfriend/wife comment. I apoligize since I would expect a guy to say that about a woman who is usually hot but didn't look so hot because they probably just woke up. Basically, I was just saying you can't expect somebody to look perfect 100% of the time. There are much better looking photos of her than that one. Some people look completely unrecognizable without makeup on.
[QUOTE="Deihjan"]I am a girl.ad1x2
Ok, forget about the girlfriend/wife comment. I apoligize since I would expect a guy to say that about a woman who is usually hot but didn't look so hot because they probably just woke up. Basically, I was just saying you can't expect somebody to look perfect 100% of the time. There are much better looking photos of her than that one. Some people look completely unrecognizable without makeup on.
I know that. Fairly well, too. Even if I wasn't female, I'd know that, since all my friends use excessive amounts of make up, and look completely different without it.[QUOTE="Deihjan"]I am a girl.ad1x2
Ok, forget about the girlfriend/wife comment. I apoligize since I would expect a guy to say that about a woman who is usually hot but didn't look so hot because they probably just woke up. Basically, I was just saying you can't expect somebody to look perfect 100% of the time. There are much better looking photos of her than that one. Some people look completely unrecognizable without makeup on.
Pamela Anderson + no makeup= zombie
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