IS katy perry single....?

Im on a mission to make her my wife...... I paid $250.00 CDN for a ticket this march for a concert......

I need her she needs me!

She's married to Russel Brand.

She's married to Russel Brand.

EVOLV3

what........?

IDK, but she is still pretty terrible...

I heard her music describes as "slutwave"... I got a chuckle out of that...

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She's married to Russel Brand.

KingOfAsia

what........?

sup?

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She's married to Russel Brand.

what........?

You have to learn how to talk to her first ;)

She's married to Russell Brand.

She's married to Russel Brand.

EVOLV3

Married to British comedian Russell Brand as people have said, sorry bud.Ravensmash

Is that real? That's better than having two legs.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kfd6LgcuCscHe's the guying doing something with his hand.

You have to learn how to talk to her first ;)

She's married to Russell Brand.

ThePerro

I can imagine the intelligent conversations that Katy Perry would be able to hold... it probably wouldn't be too hard to talk to her...

"Hey chick, your hot! I'm rich and handsome and stuff. Want to do it, go to clubs and get married?"

"I'm, like a confident, sexually impowered woman, and like, yeah totally. Are my **** falling out of this dress?"

"Yeah."

"Oh thanks, thats so sweet."

I hope you don't mind a cocktail of STDs.F1_2004

you only live once... I'd dive in that cocktail!!!!

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She's married to Russel Brand.

EVOLV3

what........?

WOW MAN, I PUT HIS LOOKS TO SHAME! omg HEs not even ALL THAT!!!

[QUOTE="Ravensmash"]Married to British comedian Russell Brand as people have said, sorry bud.dunl12496

Is that real? That's better than having two legs.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kfd6LgcuCscHe's the guying doing something with his hand.

[QUOTE="F1_2004"]I hope you don't mind a cocktail of STDs.KingOfAsia

you only live once... I'd dive in that cocktail!!!!

Wait, I thought you were straight.

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[QUOTE="Ravensmash"]Married to British comedian Russell Brand as people have said, sorry bud.Ravensmash

Is that real? That's better than having two legs.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kfd6LgcuCscHe's the guying doing something with his hand.

I know, but at least I made a post with radiohead in it.

I believe she is married to Russell Brand.

OH yeah ; )

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what........?

KingOfAsia

WOW MAN, I PUT HIS LOOKS TO SHAME! omg HEs not even ALL THAT!!!

However his bank balance definitely beats yours...

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This dude

nintendo_ds_06

WOW MAN, I PUT HIS LOOKS TO SHAME! omg HEs not even ALL THAT!!!

However his bank balance definitely beats yours...

He's also much, MUCH funnier than you will ever be.

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[QUOTE="KingOfAsia"]

WOW MAN, I PUT HIS LOOKS TO SHAME! omg HEs not even ALL THAT!!!

angrules23

However his bank balance definitely beats yours...

He's also much, MUCH funnier than you will ever be.

If so, then she's probably only "single" in the sense that slices of cheese are "single" when wrapped with a bunch of other "Single" slices at the same time. . .Theokhoth

Ah Theo, that got a significant chuckle out of me.

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However his bank balance definitely beats yours...

nintendo_ds_06

He's also much, MUCH funnier than you will ever be.

[QUOTE="Theokhoth"]If so, then she's probably only "single" in the sense that slices of cheese are "single" when wrapped with a bunch of other "Single" slices at the same time. . .raynimrod

Ah Theo, that got a significant chuckle out of me.

Her cheese is probably moldy.

I've got to be the only person that doesn't find her attractive.

I'm guess you never had a live-in girlfriend or been married (if I'm wrong or you're being sarcastic feel free to correct me). No matter how hot a girl is, she's probably going to have a not-so hot morning face you'll get over after she either gets out of the shower or starts doing naughty things to you that could get me modded if I say them here that will make you forget all about her face.

ad1x2

...you think you have a chance? :lol:

I am a girl.Deihjan

Ok, forget about the girlfriend/wife comment. I apoligize since I would expect a guy to say that about a woman who is usually hot but didn't look so hot because they probably just woke up. Basically, I was just saying you can't expect somebody to look perfect 100% of the time. There are much better looking photos of her than that one. Some people look completely unrecognizable without makeup on.

No. That's a bummer, because that would've been the only thing stopping you too :(

[QUOTE="Deihjan"]I am a girl.ad1x2

Ok, forget about the girlfriend/wife comment. I apoligize since I would expect a guy to say that about a woman who is usually hot but didn't look so hot because they probably just woke up. Basically, I was just saying you can't expect somebody to look perfect 100% of the time. There are much better looking photos of her than that one. Some people look completely unrecognizable without makeup on.

[QUOTE="Deihjan"]I am a girl.ad1x2

Ok, forget about the girlfriend/wife comment. I apoligize since I would expect a guy to say that about a woman who is usually hot but didn't look so hot because they probably just woke up. Basically, I was just saying you can't expect somebody to look perfect 100% of the time. There are much better looking photos of her than that one. Some people look completely unrecognizable without makeup on.

Pamela Anderson + no makeup= zombie

Wow, did not OT just crushed TC's dream? Well there's always the divorce.

Don't worry, TC. There are other single , celebrity pop stars you could go after instead. I hear Britney Spears is divorced.

i think the answer is star crystal.