IS katy perry single....?

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#1 KingOfAsia
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Im on a mission to make her my wife...... I paid $250.00 CDN for a ticket this march for a concert......

I need her she needs me!

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#2 PernicioEnigma
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I think she's married... Well she was a few months ago, dunno if she still is.
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#3 AutoPilotOn
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you can do it!
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#4 EVOLV3
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She's married to Russel Brand.

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#5 KingOfAsia
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She's married to Russel Brand.

EVOLV3

what........?

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#6 heysharpshooter
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IDK, but she is still pretty terrible...

I heard her music describes as "slutwave"... I got a chuckle out of that...

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#7 EVOLV3
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[QUOTE="EVOLV3"]

She's married to Russel Brand.

KingOfAsia

what........?



This dude

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#8 Brutal_Elitegs
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sup?

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#9 AutoPilotOn
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[QUOTE="KingOfAsia"]

[QUOTE="EVOLV3"]

She's married to Russel Brand.

what........?

yea guess you can't do it. Sorry
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#10 UCF_Knight
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I wish. I'd be all over that.. or try at least.
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#11 ThePerro
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You have to learn how to talk to her first ;)

She's married to Russell Brand.

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#12 megagene
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Does it matter?
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#13 Ravensmash
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Married to British comedian Russell Brand as people have said, sorry bud.
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#14 F1_2004
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I hope you don't mind a cocktail of STDs.
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#15 SolidSnake35
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You can still be her teenage dream on the side, though.
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#16 kris9031998
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She's married to Russel Brand.

EVOLV3
That doesnt matter :P
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#17 dunl12496
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Married to British comedian Russell Brand as people have said, sorry bud.Ravensmash

Is that real? That's better than having two legs.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kfd6LgcuCscHe's the guying doing something with his hand.

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#18 heysharpshooter
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You have to learn how to talk to her first ;)

She's married to Russell Brand.

ThePerro

I can imagine the intelligent conversations that Katy Perry would be able to hold... it probably wouldn't be too hard to talk to her...

"Hey chick, your hot! I'm rich and handsome and stuff. Want to do it, go to clubs and get married?"

"I'm, like a confident, sexually impowered woman, and like, yeah totally. Are my **** falling out of this dress?"

"Yeah."

"Oh thanks, thats so sweet."

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#19 KingOfAsia
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I hope you don't mind a cocktail of STDs.F1_2004

you only live once... I'd dive in that cocktail!!!!

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#20 KingOfAsia
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[QUOTE="KingOfAsia"]

[QUOTE="EVOLV3"]

She's married to Russel Brand.

EVOLV3

what........?



This dude

WOW MAN, I PUT HIS LOOKS TO SHAME! omg HEs not even ALL THAT!!!

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#21 Ravensmash
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[QUOTE="Ravensmash"]Married to British comedian Russell Brand as people have said, sorry bud.dunl12496

Is that real? That's better than having two legs.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kfd6LgcuCscHe's the guying doing something with his hand.

What real? The guy on the left who said that is Noel Fielding, the guy on the right is Russell. The guy on screen is joking though.
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#22 dunl12496
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[QUOTE="F1_2004"]I hope you don't mind a cocktail of STDs.KingOfAsia

you only live once... I'd dive in that cocktail!!!!

Wait, I thought you were straight.

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#23 dunl12496
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[QUOTE="dunl12496"]

[QUOTE="Ravensmash"]Married to British comedian Russell Brand as people have said, sorry bud.Ravensmash

Is that real? That's better than having two legs.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kfd6LgcuCscHe's the guying doing something with his hand.

What real? The guy on the left who said that is Noel Fielding, the guy on the right is Russell. The guy on screen is joking though.

I know, but at least I made a post with radiohead in it.

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#24 muller39
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I believe she is married to Russell Brand.

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#25 KingOfAsia
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OH yeah ; )

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#26 nintendo_ds_06
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[QUOTE="EVOLV3"]

[QUOTE="KingOfAsia"]

what........?

KingOfAsia



This dude

WOW MAN, I PUT HIS LOOKS TO SHAME! omg HEs not even ALL THAT!!!

However his bank balance definitely beats yours...

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#27 auron_16
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She wasn't when she left this morning. 8)
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#28 angrules23
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[QUOTE="KingOfAsia"]

[QUOTE="EVOLV3"]

This dude

nintendo_ds_06

WOW MAN, I PUT HIS LOOKS TO SHAME! omg HEs not even ALL THAT!!!

However his bank balance definitely beats yours...

He's also much, MUCH funnier than you will ever be.

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#29 Theokhoth
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If so, then she's probably only "single" in the sense that slices of cheese are "single" when wrapped with a bunch of other "Single" slices at the same time. . .
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#30 nintendo_ds_06
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[QUOTE="nintendo_ds_06"]

[QUOTE="KingOfAsia"]

WOW MAN, I PUT HIS LOOKS TO SHAME! omg HEs not even ALL THAT!!!

angrules23

However his bank balance definitely beats yours...

He's also much, MUCH funnier than you will ever be.

I don't know if you are talking about me or TC but regardless you are right :P
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#31 raynimrod
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If so, then she's probably only "single" in the sense that slices of cheese are "single" when wrapped with a bunch of other "Single" slices at the same time. . .Theokhoth

Ah Theo, that got a significant chuckle out of me.

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#32 angrules23
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[QUOTE="angrules23"]

[QUOTE="nintendo_ds_06"]

However his bank balance definitely beats yours...

nintendo_ds_06

He's also much, MUCH funnier than you will ever be.

I don't know if you are talking about me or TC but regardless you are right :P

Yeah sorry talking to TC.
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#33 dunl12496
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[QUOTE="Theokhoth"]If so, then she's probably only "single" in the sense that slices of cheese are "single" when wrapped with a bunch of other "Single" slices at the same time. . .raynimrod

Ah Theo, that got a significant chuckle out of me.

Her cheese is probably moldy. a

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#34 Deihjan
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She's married.. To Russell Brand. Also
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#35 ImaPirate0202
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I've got to be the only person that doesn't find her attractive.

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#37 Deihjan
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I'm guess you never had a live-in girlfriend or been married (if I'm wrong or you're being sarcastic feel free to correct me). No matter how hot a girl is, she's probably going to have a not-so hot morning face you'll get over after she either gets out of the shower or starts doing naughty things to you that could get me modded if I say them here that will make you forget all about her face.

ad1x2
I am a girl.
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#38 edgewalker16
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...you think you have a chance? :lol:

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#39 ad1x2
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I am a girl.Deihjan

Ok, forget about the girlfriend/wife comment. I apoligize since I would expect a guy to say that about a woman who is usually hot but didn't look so hot because they probably just woke up. Basically, I was just saying you can't expect somebody to look perfect 100% of the time. There are much better looking photos of her than that one. Some people look completely unrecognizable without makeup on.

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#40 Suzy_Q_Kazoo
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No. That's a bummer, because that would've been the only thing stopping you too :(

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#41 Deihjan
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[QUOTE="Deihjan"]I am a girl.ad1x2

Ok, forget about the girlfriend/wife comment. I apoligize since I would expect a guy to say that about a woman who is usually hot but didn't look so hot because they probably just woke up. Basically, I was just saying you can't expect somebody to look perfect 100% of the time. There are much better looking photos of her than that one. Some people look completely unrecognizable without makeup on.

I know that. Fairly well, too. Even if I wasn't female, I'd know that, since all my friends use excessive amounts of make up, and look completely different without it.
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#42 blurguy6
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[QUOTE="Deihjan"]I am a girl.ad1x2

Ok, forget about the girlfriend/wife comment. I apoligize since I would expect a guy to say that about a woman who is usually hot but didn't look so hot because they probably just woke up. Basically, I was just saying you can't expect somebody to look perfect 100% of the time. There are much better looking photos of her than that one. Some people look completely unrecognizable without makeup on.

Pamela Anderson + no makeup= zombie

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#43 stevoqwerty
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Wow, did not OT just crushed TC's dream? Well there's always the divorce.

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#44 Mr_Leonis
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Her relationship is pretty famous actually (yes the relationship itself...smh)
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#45 Ceraby
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Don't worry, TC. There are other single , celebrity pop stars you could go after instead. I hear Britney Spears is divorced.

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#46 VaguelyTagged
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i think the answer is star crystal.

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#47 Kenny789
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I guess you won't able to put your hands on her in her skin tight jeans :(