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#1 bongcat
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#2 Hinata237
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Live. Continue breathing.
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#3 fatzebra
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Well, start by killing your mom. Then take her car and drive to the other side of the country. There, you shall learn to play guitar and be a famous musician.
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#4 bongcat
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Live. Continue breathing.Hinata237

good call

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#5 bongcat
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anything else?
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#6 DivergeUnify
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lol yeah that's pretty stupid. I dunno, just ignore her and whenever she starts yelling or raising her voice or w/e just sarcastically counter it with " wuuuuUUU". Gets my mom everytime :P
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#7 fatzebra
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i like my idea, personally
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my mom got her car broken into and stolen and the people crashed it into a nearby tree and then parked it back into our driveway...

bongcat

I lol'd.

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I think thatr that is funny.
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#10 fatzebra
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[QUOTE="bongcat"]

my mom got her car broken into and stolen and the people crashed it into a nearby tree and then parked it back into our driveway...

nintendorocks

I lol'd.

I read it in your post and from some reason, I am now loling

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Well sorry dude but imo its your own dumb fault for saying you were suicudal.
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#12 ss3goku12
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You could go ahead with that threat.

my mom got her car broken into and stolen and the people crashed it into a nearby tree and then parked it back into our driveway... so for some reason since i am a teenager i am like the #1 suspect. the police come and tell my mom that i know something.. i dont know how they are allowed to do that but its what they did.

so the next day is my birthday and my mom doesnt talk to me at all and doesnt say happy birthdday or anything.. she comes out with a contract filled with rules and chores and says if i dont sign it she will send me to away and if i dont follow the rules shell send me away also.. i got really pissed and jokingly said i was going to kill myself and they freaked out and i talked to a crisis hotline lady and i had to tell her that i wasnt seriously thinking about killing myself and she told my parents and yadadada..

later that night i get into an argument with them because they wont let me go to a friends house because all i have been getting from them the whole day was bs and threats to send me away.. so i ran away and came back after about 4 hours.. they have the cops waiting there and they handcuff me and take me to the suicide ward place in a hospital.. they ask me some questions about how im feeling same **** that ive been through too many times to count because my family thinks im depressed because depression runs in the family.. they let me go and say that i am fine and im not suicidal..

the next day my mom says i can go to a concert but later just changes her mind and tells me that she thinks im unstable because i said i was going to kill myself.. she has kept me grounded for a month and i litererally didnt do anything.. i called my mom a b*tch and said f*ck you twice and i just really cant take it anymore.. what should i do? can somebody pleease help??

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Hmmm just pray and pull your self together and you'll make it threw.
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Hmmm just pray and pull your self together and you'll make it threw.KillaHalo2o9

Oh yeah, because that will help.

Sorry, I'll shut up.

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I expected this to end with the Fresh Prince theme song.
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#16 DivergeUnify
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You could go ahead with that threat.[QUOTE="bongcat"]

my mom got her car broken into and stolen and the people crashed it into a nearby tree and then parked it back into our driveway... so for some reason since i am a teenager i am like the #1 suspect. the police come and tell my mom that i know something.. i dont know how they are allowed to do that but its what they did.

so the next day is my birthday and my mom doesnt talk to me at all and doesnt say happy birthdday or anything.. she comes out with a contract filled with rules and chores and says if i dont sign it she will send me to away and if i dont follow the rules shell send me away also.. i got really pissed and jokingly said i was going to kill myself and they freaked out and i talked to a crisis hotline lady and i had to tell her that i wasnt seriously thinking about killing myself and she told my parents and yadadada..

later that night i get into an argument with them because they wont let me go to a friends house because all i have been getting from them the whole day was bs and threats to send me away.. so i ran away and came back after about 4 hours.. they have the cops waiting there and they handcuff me and take me to the suicide ward place in a hospital.. they ask me some questions about how im feeling same **** that ive been through too many times to count because my family thinks im depressed because depression runs in the family.. they let me go and say that i am fine and im not suicidal..

the next day my mom says i can go to a concert but later just changes her mind and tells me that she thinks im unstable because i said i was going to kill myself.. she has kept me grounded for a month and i litererally didnt do anything.. i called my mom a b*tch and said f*ck you twice and i just really cant take it anymore.. what should i do? can somebody pleease help??

ss3goku12

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#17 ss3goku12
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LOL
[QUOTE="ss3goku12"]You could go ahead with that threat.[QUOTE="bongcat"]

my mom got her car broken into and stolen and the people crashed it into a nearby tree and then parked it back into our driveway... so for some reason since i am a teenager i am like the #1 suspect. the police come and tell my mom that i know something.. i dont know how they are allowed to do that but its what they did.

so the next day is my birthday and my mom doesnt talk to me at all and doesnt say happy birthdday or anything.. she comes out with a contract filled with rules and chores and says if i dont sign it she will send me to away and if i dont follow the rules shell send me away also.. i got really pissed and jokingly said i was going to kill myself and they freaked out and i talked to a crisis hotline lady and i had to tell her that i wasnt seriously thinking about killing myself and she told my parents and yadadada..

later that night i get into an argument with them because they wont let me go to a friends house because all i have been getting from them the whole day was bs and threats to send me away.. so i ran away and came back after about 4 hours.. they have the cops waiting there and they handcuff me and take me to the suicide ward place in a hospital.. they ask me some questions about how im feeling same **** that ive been through too many times to count because my family thinks im depressed because depression runs in the family.. they let me go and say that i am fine and im not suicidal..

the next day my mom says i can go to a concert but later just changes her mind and tells me that she thinks im unstable because i said i was going to kill myself.. she has kept me grounded for a month and i litererally didnt do anything.. i called my mom a b*tch and said f*ck you twice and i just really cant take it anymore.. what should i do? can somebody pleease help??

DivergeUnify

my brain :cry:

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[QUOTE="KillaHalo2o9"]Hmmm just pray and pull your self together and you'll make it threw.fatzebra

Oh yeah, because that will help.

Sorry, I'll shut up.

It works for me.

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I feel reallt bad for you. What kind of dickless freaks would break into someones car and crash it leaving you with all the blame. Those *******.
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#20 ss3goku12
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Ones that know how to make funny scenarios
I feel reallt bad for you. What kind of dickless freaks would break into someones car and crash it leaving you with all the blame. Those *******. misterjew