Is this not the dumbest thing you've ever heard of in your life?

Ok, I'm not going to be blunt, but, my Uncle is a fat ass.

He said he wants to go on a diet.

So the night before he has what he calls..."The Last Supper," yeah I know, :roll:

So this..."Last supper," consists of basically a large pepperoni pizza from Pizza hut and a whole jar of Nutella.

He basically sits in his room watching Seinfeld reruns and downs the whole thing.

The next day, He starts his diet.

But the thing is, he quits halfway through the day. He'll "half-diet," (which means basically like one less chick wing or something like that) for a month or so, and then he'll notice that he's still a fat-ass and wants to diet again. So what does he do?

Yep, you guessed it. He does his "Last Supper," before trying again.

This has been going on for a year now. I am concerned.

I don't know how people can't just not eat so much food.... Its the excercise thats the tough aspect for me.

I don't know how people can't just not eat so much food.... Its the excercise thats the tough aspect for me.

Ilovegames1992

Ohhhh I dunno.... I once heard a girl say to me with a straight face "you'll save a ton of gas if you drive to your destinations a lot faster"

Communism is a form of atheism

"America will elect an Atheist as president before they elect a black man."

- One of my friends back in 2007.

"America will elect an Atheist as president before they elect a black man."

- One of my friends back in 2007.

SaintWalrus

Dumbest thing I've ever heard in my life?

Probably the time when I was on Facebook about two years ago; there was this stalker account that was adding everybody that went to my school at the time (this was when I was a freshman in HS), and everybody was on his wall flaming him and picking fights with him. Being the polite, rational guy that I am, I wrote a comment stating that he's just trolling and it's best to delete/block/ignore him. Well, one of the girls that commented on his profile responded:

"K look ur an idiot ok shut up and if you think that trolls are actually real, you seriously need help."

My response:

I just remembered an incredibly ridiculous thing I saw on the news last year. There was a man going around I think it was Toronto posing as a vampire and actually biting people at night, so the news reporter then shows a picture of the suspect saying "this is a picture of the man posing as a vampire.... and this is a picture of a REAL vampire" and then showed a picture of Gary Oldman in his role as Dracula. Not even kidding, the news said vampires were real in that segment.

Dumbest thing I've ever heard in my life?

Probably the time when I was on Facebook about two years ago; there was this stalker account that was adding everybody that went to my school at the time (this was when I was a freshman in HS), and everybody was on his wall flaming him and picking fights with him. Being the polite, rational guy that I am, I wrote a comment stating that he's just trolling and it's best to delete/block/ignore him. Well, one of the girls that commented on his profile responded:

"K look ur an idiot ok shut up and if you think that trolls are actually real, you seriously need help."

My response:

TheFatPerson

[QUOTE="TheFatPerson"]

Dumbest thing I've ever heard in my life?

Probably the time when I was on Facebook about two years ago; there was this stalker account that was adding everybody that went to my school at the time (this was when I was a freshman in HS), and everybody was on his wall flaming him and picking fights with him. Being the polite, rational guy that I am, I wrote a comment stating that he's just trolling and it's best to delete/block/ignore him. Well, one of the girls that commented on his profile responded:

"K look ur an idiot ok shut up and if you think that trolls are actually real, you seriously need help."

My response:

SaintWalrus

That makes two of us.

Here's a few. Puerto Rico isn't part of America, coming from a police officer. Smoking weed doesn't cause cancer. Girls can't get pregnant when they're on top.Fightingfan

To be fair, Weed hasn't been linked to cancer in the same manner as tobacco. Theoretically, it contains some the of same carcinogens and inhaling the smoke should damage lung tissue , but there's also the added element of frequency and a large gap in available studies. The most consistent conclusion on the matter seems to be: "Probably?"

My boyfriend once told me his nipples hurt when he twists them... that was pretty dumb.

My boyfriend once told me his nipples hurt when he twists them... that was pretty dumb.

MrsSolidSnake

South Park Mel Gibson reference :lol:

Dumbest thing I've ever heard in my life?

Probably the time when I was on Facebook about two years ago; there was this stalker account that was adding everybody that went to my school at the time (this was when I was a freshman in HS), and everybody was on his wall flaming him and picking fights with him. Being the polite, rational guy that I am, I wrote a comment stating that he's just trolling and it's best to delete/block/ignore him. Well, one of the girls that commented on his profile responded:

"K look ur an idiot ok shut up and if you think that trolls are actually real, you seriously need help."

My response:

TheFatPerson

Epic lolz!

Dumbest thing I've ever heard in my life?

Probably the time when I was on Facebook about two years ago; there was this stalker account that was adding everybody that went to my school at the time (this was when I was a freshman in HS), and everybody was on his wall flaming him and picking fights with him. Being the polite, rational guy that I am, I wrote a comment stating that he's just trolling and it's best to delete/block/ignore him. Well, one of the girls that commented on his profile responded:

"K look ur an idiot ok shut up and if you think that trolls are actually real, you seriously need help."

My response:

TheFatPerson

Here's one I just thought of that happened more recently:

I go to a Catholic school (I KNOW, IT SUCKS), so every morning, we have a bunch of people (mainly volunteers) that read prayers over the PA system. Shortly before the Christmas holidays, this girl went up and said:

"Pease help us to see the light and protect us from communism--- ...Oh, I'm sorry, consumerism. Amen. In the name of the Father, Son and the Holy Spirit."

My boyfriend once told me his nipples hurt when he twists them... that was pretty dumb.

MrsSolidSnake

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wis3boi

No matter how old that is it still makes me laugh :lol:

I haven't seen or read anything stupid in a long while, sometimes my anti-social lifestyle works on my favour. I do get some gems from Birmingham University students which are posted by others on a Facebook page. the most recent one has to be"My feet are *%^£ing freezing!", spoken by a girl wearing flippers in winter.

[QUOTE="MrsSolidSnake"]

My boyfriend once told me his nipples hurt when he twists them... that was pretty dumb.

cd_rom

Here's a few. Puerto Rico isn't part of America, coming from a police officer. Smoking weed doesn't cause cancer. Girls can't get pregnant when they're on top.Fightingfan

except weed doesnt cause cancer, its prevents it dumbass

Crokodile69

Weed contains a chemical that helps cure cancer. However, you're still breathing in smoke which damages your lungs. in fact, weed is more damaging to your lungs than tobacco. I could link you to pages that say weed doesn't cause it, funnily enough with "419" in their addresses. I could also link you to legitimate sites that confirm that it does. I'm not going to do that, because to be frank, you're a complete idiot. Everything you post is completely retarded in nature and humanity would benefit from your absence.

He should quit trying like any other sensible person. You quit only if you are sure that you want to quit. If there is even a tiny uncertainty about whether you want to quit your habit or not, then you're most likely not going to be able to quit. I assure you, however, that your uncle doesn't want to quit. He enjoys his eating habit way too much.

Ohhhh I dunno.... I once heard a girl say to me with a straight face "you'll save a ton of gas if you drive to your destinations a lot faster"NamelessJay

LOL, this reminds me of a story I heard on the news years back. A women got pulled over for doing 150km/h in a 100km/h zone. When the cop asked her wht she was going so fast she replied "I was running out of gas"..................no ****

nah, my tea bagger uncle sends me and my family his daily anti-Obama conspiracy theory emails, IMO that's got the half-diet beat by mileslamprey263

Girl in my history class after we completed our unit on World War II, "Berlin is a country" another boy in same class around the same time, "Anne Frank is a Jew right?" Same girl later that week, "the American Revolution happened in the 1950's"

"You mean the dinosaurs lived on earth?"

-ex girlfriend.

I don't know how people can't just not eat so much food.... Its the excercise thats the tough aspect for me.

Ilovegames1992

TC's story reminds me of my uncle's numerous attempts to stop smoking. Everytime he attempts to stop, he's so convinced that he's gonna do it. Why can't he just be honest with himself and admit that he's not going to stop? If he is going to stop, he needs to just do it and not say anything.

Girl in my history class after we completed our unit on World War II, "Berlin is a country" another boy in same class around the same time, "Anne Frank is a Jew right?" Same girl later that week, "the American Revolution happened in the 1950's"

Conno08

Kind of reminds me of the time when I was in Grade 7 and this girl in my class asked if we were in North or South America. (This is in Canada in case anyone was wondering).

/facepalm

"America will elect an Atheist as president before they elect a black man."

- One of my friends back in 2007.

SaintWalrus

Well moderating on various sites I have to say I've seen my fair share but some of my favorites have come from off the web. Like when my 10th grade history teacher told my class"Witches eat their babies", not exactly the dumbest but in my personal top 20.

Ok, I'm not going to be blunt, but, my Uncle is a fat ass.

He said he wants to go on a diet.

So the night before he has what he calls..."The Last Supper," yeah I know, :roll:

So this..."Last supper," consists of basically a large pepperoni pizza from Pizza hut and a whole jar of Nutella.

He basically sits in his room watching Seinfeld reruns and downs the whole thing.

The next day, He starts his diet.

But the thing is, he quits halfway through the day. He'll "half-diet," (which means basically like one less chick wing or something like that) for a month or so, and then he'll notice that he's still a fat-ass and wants to diet again. So what does he do?

Yep, you guessed it. He does his "Last Supper," before trying again.

This has been going on for a year now. I am concerned.

SaintWalrus

lol I think its just an excuse to have a massive supper every month

The best thing to do would be to just eat healthier rather than less (it can still be nice food and can still be the same portions to begin with, just have stuff with less fat in it. and gradually start doing more exercise.

"a large pepperoni pizza from Pizza hut and a whole jar of Nutella" together? yuk

[QUOTE="NamelessJay"]

Ohhhh I dunno.... I once heard a girl say to me with a straight face "you'll save a ton of gas if you drive to your destinations a lot faster"Mikey132

LOL, this reminds me of a story I heard on the news years back. A women got pulled over for doing 150km/h in a 100km/h zone. When the cop asked her wht she was going so fast she replied "I was running out of gas"..................no ****

yeah i heard of this too lol

lol I think its just an excuse to have a massive supper every month

The best thing to do would be to just eat healthier rather than less (it can still be nice food and can still be the same portions to begin with, just have stuff with less fat in it. and gradually start doing more exercise.

"a large pepperoni pizza from Pizza hut and a whole jar of Nutella" together? yukGamerLegend10

I don't like food. That's why I'm skinny as f*ck.

[QUOTE="Fightingfan"]Here's a few. Puerto Rico isn't part of America, coming from a police officer. Smoking weed doesn't cause cancer. Girls can't get pregnant when they're on top.Blue-Sky

To be fair, Weed hasn't been linked to cancer in the same manner as tobacco. Theoretically, it contains some the of same carcinogens and inhaling the smoke should damage lung tissue , but there's also the added element of frequency and a large gap in available studies. The most consistent conclusion on the matter seems to be: "Probably?"