Is your sex life good?

Is it??

It's non-existent.

I don’t have a partner. I guess nobody loves me.

It's pretty, pretty good.

It better be, since I'm married after all.

I'm posting on a gaming off-topic board on a Saturday night...

I'll just say it's "on hold" for the moment, and leave it at that.

Bit too personal. But if you really must know I have 1000 bottles of vegetable oil on hand.

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