It's a Zombie Apocalypse, you are alone and trapped in a mall...

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#1 King-gamer
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The only way out has been blocked by zombies!! What will you use to fight your way out??

Rules:

-You can pick up to 3 items at a time to make your ultimate zombie slaying machine.

-You can use anything you can find in the mall.

-The mall has no actual weapons (i.e Guns, grenades, swords) and no vehicles to run over zombies.

-You have unlimited duct tape.

-Do you think you will survive?

I'll start:

Chain Saw + Oil + Lighter = Flaming Chainsaw

No zombies will stand in my way! :P

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#2 ZumaJones07
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i'll use my smarts to bottle them all into one giant store and then close the gates
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#3 TheShadowLord07
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been playing some dead rising lately?

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#4 Kcinz
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Why fight may way out? I would fortify a grocery store ore a convenience store. Live off the food in the store and wait for the zombies to die out.
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#5 TehFuneral
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Um, if you use a flaming chainsaw you will burn yourself too.

Don't play with fire.

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#6 cell_dweller  Moderator
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I feel like I've played this game before...
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#7 deactivated-5d1cb98d088e5
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The only thing I could think of would be random tools and gardening supplies at the Sears.

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#8 King-gamer
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been playing some dead rising lately?

TheShadowLord07
Not in a long while. I just thought of this for some reason. [QUOTE="Kcinz"]Why fight may way out? I would fortify a grocery store ore a convenience store. Live off the food in the store and wait for the zombies to die out.

Zombies won't be dying of old age so I hope the food won't all expire while you try to hide. Would suck to drink rotten milk :P
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#9 deactivated-590595a6292ce
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Just fortify part of the mall if they're at the exit.

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#10 Kcinz
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[QUOTE="TheShadowLord07"]

been playing some dead rising lately?

King-gamer
Not in a long while. I just thought of this for some reason. [QUOTE="Kcinz"]Why fight may way out? I would fortify a grocery store ore a convenience store. Live off the food in the store and wait for the zombies to die out.

Zombies won't be dying of old age so I hope the food won't all expire while you try to hide. Would suck to drink rotten milk :P

But wouldn't they die of starvation? After all the humans are gone, who would they eat?
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#11 spike6958
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I would get a long, sharp gardening tool like a Hoe to use as a temporary weapon (I'm expecting the handle would break eventually), and a chain and padlock and then make my way up a fire escape to the roof. As pointed out in the Walking Dead, no more than two Zombies could be bashing on a door at the top of one of those fire escape stairs as the stairs are always so small, and the doors are usually made of metal and it's unlikely they could break it down, so just padlock it from the outside and wait it out.
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#12 TheHighWind
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I would pick up a camera, take a bunch of pictures and yell: FANTASTIC!

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#13 wolfbm
Member since 2002 • 630 Posts
one phrase "Molitov Cocktail" a bottle, lighter fluid and a rag. Boom no more zombies blocking the way. I guess you could get me on no flame to light it but im a smoker so I wouldn't need to grab a lighter I always have one on me.
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[QUOTE="TheShadowLord07"] Not in a long while. I just thought of this for some reason. [QUOTE="Kcinz"]Why fight may way out? I would fortify a grocery store ore a convenience store. Live off the food in the store and wait for the zombies to die out.King-gamer
Zombies won't be dying of old age so I hope the food won't all expire while you try to hide. Would suck to drink rotten milk :P

But wouldn't they die of starvation? After all the humans are gone, who would they eat?

I think decomposition would come into play, rather than old age or hunger...

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#15 King-gamer
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[QUOTE="Kcinz"][QUOTE="King-gamer"][QUOTE="TheShadowLord07"] Not in a long while. I just thought of this for some reason. [QUOTE="Kcinz"]Why fight may way out? I would fortify a grocery store ore a convenience store. Live off the food in the store and wait for the zombies to die out.

Zombies won't be dying of old age so I hope the food won't all expire while you try to hide. Would suck to drink rotten milk :P

But wouldn't they die of starvation? After all the humans are gone, who would they eat?

You never know... How can the dead start walking anyway? Logic never seem to apply to zombies. If you are willing to stick to your guns then alright then. I can't really argue about a fictional creature.
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#16 JustPlainLucas
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I grab a shopping cart and run for the exit.
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#17 spazzx625
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I would get locked in a mall with a helicopter store and borrow a helicopter, some helicopter lesson DVDs, and helicopter travel wear.
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#18 FearMe801
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i would get DVD player

big Television

and a porn

face it right in front of zombies while i make an escape

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#19 Ilovegames1992
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None of us are resourceful or brave enough to fight ourway out.