It's two a.m. in the morning. Do you know where your children are?

I don't, because I do'nt have any children. :?

I do'nt have any children.

JustPlainLucas

Are you sure? Maybe you're just that bad a parent.

I have no children. :|

[QUOTE="JustPlainLucas"]

I do'nt have any children.

Are you sure? Maybe you're just that bad a parent.

Hopefully in bed, because I am not getting them out of bail again! :x :P

Hold that thought... *goes to their bedroom to check*

[QUOTE="wallymartin"]

[QUOTE="JustPlainLucas"]

I do'nt have any children.

JustPlainLucas

Are you sure? Maybe you're just that bad a parent.

These two kids wandered into my apartment about an hour ago, could be them. Are your children named Juanita and Timon?

These two kids wandered into my apartment about an hour ago, could be them. Are your children named Juanita and Timon?

[QUOTE="wallymartin"]

These two kids wandered into my apartment about an hour ago, could be them. Are your children named Juanita and Timon?

JustPlainLucas

Congrats, you have kids! :D No worries, they are safe here. I've got 'em preoccupied with so much ice cream they won't be getting into any trouble until you come to pick them up.

I have no children. :|

kingdre

Same. Still in my teens, not ready for any kids. Dealing with the a-holes around me is enough.

Two a.m. in the morning? As opposed to what, two a.m. at night?

Regardless, I don't have kids... that I know of. ;)

Look, I told that snaggled-tooth chickenhead that those kids aren't mine!:evil:

What children? I didn't steal any children! Who told you that?

They're in the closet, where I locked them up.

Currently any future children are safely inside of my testes. *midget kicks me inbetween legs*

Currently any future children are safely inside of my testes. *midget kicks me inbetween legs*

freek666

That was no midget. That was your kid. He's tired of being labelled as your midget.