When I was little, I was really into Aaron Carter. I was in the mall in a music store and saw his new CD. Filled with excitement, I took it and ran out the store to show my mom and ask her to buy it for me, only to have the store alarm detect the unpurchased item and go off. The entire mall stared at me >_>
[QUOTE="harashawn"] I really don't remember anything from my childhood. :? zomg repressed memories...show me on this doll where the no armed man touched you!
ahh whatever its the internet. Grade 4. Had to pee, took some kleenex pretended to blow my nose, put it down my pants, peed, threw in trash, repeat till i could hold it till the rest of the day:oops: wow kids huh :P
ahh whatever its the internet. Grade 4. Had to pee, took some kleenex pretended to blow my nose, put it down my pants, peed, threw in trash, repeat till i could hold it till the rest of the day:oops: wow kids huh :P
ahh whatever its the internet. Grade 4. Had to pee, took some kleenex pretended to blow my nose, put it down my pants, peed, threw in trash, repeat till i could hold it till the rest of the day:oops: wow kids huh :P
natetodamax
I've never heard of that method before....i was smart enough to improvise, and also my teacher wasnt letting me go! i didnyt just do that for fun!
in First grade, I needed to go to the bathroom and our class had a bathroom in it, But for some odd reason the teacher wouldn't let me, So i pissed in my pants. Not sure if anyone knew or not but i made it think like nothing happen:D
Remember those tourist things where you'd stick your head in a hole and somebody would take your picture as some cartoon character or something? I got my head stuck in those things constantly :P.
Probably when my sister and a friend convinced me to tell them who I liked, in grade 6, about 20 minutes later when school started everyone knew. =/ Back in those days we sat at the same desk (4 people to a big desk) and she sat right across from me.
She never said anything about it, but I know she knew. =/
ahh whatever its the internet. Grade 4. Had to pee, took some kleenex pretended to blow my nose, put it down my pants, peed, threw in trash, repeat till i could hold it till the rest of the day:oops: wow kids huh :P
Thessassin
I used to pride myself on thinking up stupid solutions to the little problems I had. Like once, I got stuck in a locker (my friends and I were getting in lockers during science class because we were doing group projects and the teacher wasn't paying attention), so instead of asking for help, I broke the mechanical parts on the inside whcih opened the door and pushed my way out of the locker. No one ever found out (except a select few whom I told).
[QUOTE="Tiefster"]zomg repressed memories...show me on this doll where the no armed man touched you!harashawn
How can a man with no arms touch me?? With his feet? Phantom limbs? I don't know I'm pretty messed up right now. It makes me think of a story though, my buddy was sitting in traffic and there was a traffic cop with one arm directing traffic and my friend said "mommy mommy the one armed man did it!" only to realize his window was down.
My little brother made me mad as we were all sitting down to watch one of the Star Wars movies. So I pulled him aside, he had to be around 4, and told him mom and dad wanted him to pee on our little sister who was laying on the floor. He did, everyone went bats@$%, and I ended up grounded and missed the movie. Bad idea, but everyone in gets a big kick out of that story now.
My little brother made me mad as we were all sitting down to watch one of the Star Wars movies. So I pulled him aside, he had to be around 4, and told him mom and dad wanted him to pee on our little sister who was laying on the floor. He did, everyone went bats@$%, and I ended up grounded and missed the movie. Bad idea, but everyone in gets a big kick out of that story now.btaylor2404
That is truly hilarious,
anyway when i was five and had just started school i remember i really needed to go to the bathroom but i was scared that the bathroom door would close on me and i wouldnt be able to open it (these were big wooden doors) so i couldnt hold it anylonger and i wet myself when all the other kids asked what it was i said someone had thrown paint on my jeans and thats why there were dark patches....
or there was that time we were blowing bubbles with straws in cups of dyed water, one of the bubbles got really big and burst in my face and somehow when it burst the dye came off and formed a perfect purple mustauche above my lip that looked like the lions mustauche out of the wizard of oz... all the kids pointed and laughed at me and i didnt know what the fuss was until after school when i finaly looked in a mirror and saw it
Phantom limbs? I don't know I'm pretty messed up right now. It makes me think of a story though, my buddy was sitting in traffic and there was a traffic cop with one arm directing traffic and my friend said "mommy mommy the one armed man did it!" only to realize his window was down.Tiefster
[QUOTE="Tiefster"]Phantom limbs? I don't know I'm pretty messed up right now. It makes me think of a story though, my buddy was sitting in traffic and there was a traffic cop with one arm directing traffic and my friend said "mommy mommy the one armed man did it!" only to realize his window was down.harashawn
How can I gain these phantom limbs? :o
Ask this guy. After all, his name is PHANTOM LIMB.
was really pale (still am) in secondary school and when i was about 14, i bought some fake tan and put it on my face overnight. NO WHERE on the bottle did it say how much you should use :P can ye see where this is going? Anyway, up most of the night since it was really sticky, get up next morning.. i'm literally orange/bronze haha. I managed to hide it from my parents but i had to go to school..... needless to say Most. Embarrasing. Day. EVER.
For like two months as a child i went swimming with my underwear still on. It was only one day when my teacher noticed and asked why i still had my drawers on under my swim trunks and i just stood there like "wha?" because i had no idea at all you were meant to take them off. The concept seemed mad to me.
Many years ago I went walking to my bus stop, which is along a busy road, and I didn't realize I hadn't put any pants on. So here I was along a busy road during the morning rush hour in nothing but boxers and a t-shirt. I was wondering why people were staring at me till I noticed what was wrong :P Also I had a bandaid stuck in my hair for a week without noticing it. Once it fell out people said to me "so you got that bandaid out of your hair eh?" and I was like what? and they said it was there like all week. :P
[QUOTE="GenTom"]was really pale (still am) in secondary school and when i was about 14, i bought some fake tan and put it on my face overnight. NO WHERE on the bottle did it say how much you should use :P can ye see where this is going? Anyway, up most of the night since it was really sticky, get up next morning.. i'm literally orange/bronze haha. I managed to hide it from my parents but i had to go to school..... needless to say Most. Embarrasing. Day. EVER. I remember loling at this ages ago :lol:
We were at this hotel we go to annually, and she didn't want to leave. So she took my mom's camera and started taking pictures of all the stuff in the room... and she was about to take a bath, and she took a picture of the mirror.
So we got the pictures developed, and theres a picture of my little sister, naked.
[QUOTE="clembo1990"][QUOTE="GenTom"]was really pale (still am) in secondary school and when i was about 14, i bought some fake tan and put it on my face overnight. NO WHERE on the bottle did it say how much you should use :P can ye see where this is going? Anyway, up most of the night since it was really sticky, get up next morning.. i'm literally orange/bronze haha. I managed to hide it from my parents but i had to go to school..... needless to say Most. Embarrasing. Day. EVER. I remember loling at this ages ago :lol: your a bad man :( :P
When i was smaller i was pretty shy and unconfident at school. So once in grade 2 or 3 when i was around 9 years old or something, i had to go to the toilet a few minutes before the bell to go home went. I really couldn't hold it in but i was too embarrased to ask the teacher to go to the toilet. SO yes, i pee'd my pants in class but i wasn't sitting near anyone. I walked out of class and a few people asked me why my pants were wet, so i told them that someone sprayed me at the drinking taps earlier. Somehow they all seemed to believe me and no one ever questioned me afterwards. :)
When I was 15 my friend told me a joke and I laughed so hard I couldn't breathe. Naturally, I found this hilarious and couldn't stop laughing. This went on for well over a minute and my face went purple haha. Apparently you can die from doing that but to be honest its my preferred way to go :P
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