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#1 Devosion
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So I went out with some friends a few nights ago, we all went to see the new Simpsons movie, which is great by the way. Anyways when we went in we all got drinks and food. We all got food from this really great looking cashier and when I went to order my drink and nachos she was smiling at me and making conversation. By the time I had paid for everything we were still talking about what movie I was gonna go see and what other movies we wanted to see. My friends were telling me to hurry up. So I said bye to her and ran off to catch up with my friends. I decided that I would talk to her after the movie.

So after the movie I said i'd catch up to my friends outside. They all went out and I went back to see if she was still there. She still was! So I pull on my best smooth moves and give her a nice high when she's turned around cleaning something. She gets a little embarassed as she's holding her windex cleaning the empty popcorn maker. I ask her how she likes working there, and just keep making small talk. She starts smiling again and I pretty much have her where I want her. A few minutes later I ask for her number, which she happily gives me. Later that night I call her after 11pm and im talking to her about what she likes to do. She starts talking about the Harry Potter books and movies and I offer to take her to see it. She sounds really happy about it so we decide to go, again. I'd already seen it once, and she's seen it three times. Judging by this and how shes acting im pretty sure we wont be watching much of the movie.

Our day comes up and she gives me her address and the time to pick her up. Everything is going great at the beginning of the date. I take her out to eat at a reasonable restaurant. I sat right next to her so I could see how she'd respond. Sure enough I was right, she busied herself making excuses to touch me in some way. Towards the end of the dinner she had already wormed her way right against me. I figured it was going to be a great movie!

So here we got to the movie and I didnt even have to make any moves, she just laid her head on my shoulder and cuddled against me. I hadnt had such an easy time with a girl before. During the movie she's blowing in my ear and doing all these other cute things, eventually we started making out and spent a good amount of time doing this. I figured at this rate she may even want to go home with me! Even though I never did such a thing on a first date. After one particularly nice session of making out she says she needed to go to the bathroom. I asked her if she could get me a coke on the way back and handed her five bucks. She just smiled and said she'd be back. From where we were in the movie I could tell we had been at this about an hour, maybe a little longer. I leaned back and just soaked up this great idea to ask this girl I didnt know at all out. Everything seemed perfect!

I kinda dozed off at one point and I felt her come back and sit by me. Feeling like being unexpected I leaned over to the side and kissed her where I thought her neck would be. It was a little softer than I thought it would be but I also felt something on my lips. I rubbed them and found hair on them. When I looked up I saw a bear with my drink and nachos. I picked up my drink and found out it was empty! I told that drink-guzzling bear I never wanted to see her again and left her at the movie with no way to get home.

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#2 Funkdaddy13
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NOT FALLING FOR IT!!!
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#3 steppinrazor88
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:lol: That caught my attention...
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#4 blooddemon666
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lol bear story.
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#5 Lemon-Demon35
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That dastardly bear :lol:
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#6 smallcaplegend
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HAHHAHAHAH it sounds fake but it got me :lol:
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#7 curtkobain
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the exact same thing happened to me last wednesday, except instead of a bear there was a puma
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#8 jacintos09
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lol i was gonna read it, but when i saw how long it was, i knew it was the bear story :P
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#9 Funkdaddy13
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BTW, you have great writing skills.
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#10 KURUPT_ON3
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Hey call me paranoid but I always read the last paragraph first so HA!

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#11 Beaman
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lol you made out with a bear.
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#12 guitargoddess17
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Gamespot has taught me to always read the end of stories first XD. But it was amusing to say the least.
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#13 LJS9502_basic
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Just read the last line...;)
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#14 CptJSparrow
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Just read the last line...;)LJS9502_basic
Same.
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#15 JustPlainLucas
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Haven't those signs taught you anything? Don't feed the bears!
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#17 nintendo_fan675
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The bear strikes again :lol:
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#18 mig_killer2
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dammit, I fell for it:x
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#19 bluezy
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BTW, you have great writing skills.Funkdaddy13
No kidding, that was great.
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#20 The_Zoid
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lol, good story. :lol:
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#21 SinkO
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Damn, I fell for it. I even avoided the ending so I wouldn't spoil the story for myself.
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#22 Ghost_702
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I c wat u did thur.
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#23 tomxizor
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:lol: You like inter-species erotica!
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#24 blooddemon666
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That's pretty cool that the theater is an equal opportunity employer for animals too!
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#25 deactivated-5a155dd59341e
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I knew the bear was there, but I decided I'd read it anyway. :P
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#26 rrric
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AHAHAHAH BEAR STORY LOVE THESE STORIES

AND YOU CHANGED YOUR AVATAR it didnt fool me :D

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#27 playstation_wii
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the exact same thing happened to me last wednesday, except instead of a bear there was a pumacurtkobain
you always expect the bear, and then suddenly the puma comes
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#28 schoeffmaster
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Hey call me paranoid but I always read the last paragraph first so HA!

KURUPT_ON3
I wish i did...I read the whole thing :(...and the ending was, for some reason, not surprising..
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#29 steppinrazor88
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[QUOTE="curtkobain"]the exact same thing happened to me last wednesday, except instead of a bear there was a pumaplaystation_wii
you always expect the bear, and then suddenly the puma comes

One time it was a girl though....I almost threw up :(

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#30 blooddemon666
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[QUOTE="playstation_wii"][QUOTE="curtkobain"]the exact same thing happened to me last wednesday, except instead of a bear there was a pumasteppinrazor88

you always expect the bear, and then suddenly the puma comes

One time it was a girl though....I almost threw up :(

I know!

girls are disgusting

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#31 aaaaarrrrggggg
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As i could expect from one of your stories Devosion. :lol: Loved it!
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#32 steppinrazor88
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[QUOTE="steppinrazor88"]

[QUOTE="playstation_wii"][QUOTE="curtkobain"]the exact same thing happened to me last wednesday, except instead of a bear there was a pumablooddemon666

you always expect the bear, and then suddenly the puma comes

One time it was a girl though....I almost threw up :(

I know!

girls are disgusting

Super ewwww!! They have cooties!! :o

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#33 mark4091
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GOD DAMN IT
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#34 Kikouken
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WHY.
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#35 Elraptor
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Dammit! I fell for it, and this is the third bear topic I've read! I even closed one of them! From now on, every thread made by Devosion is going to raise a red flag.
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#36 soulless4now
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Hahaha :lol:

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#37 CheddarLimbo
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My bear-dar went off right away...
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#38 xXNightmareXx
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Knew it was going to be a bear story, but I read it anyway. :P
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#39 xtn702
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:lol: that was a good story,that darn bear
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#40 RamboSymbiot
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dammit, I fell for it:xmig_killer2

me too:(

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#41 PapaGlide
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you like chubby hairy chicks.....thats cool.....:roll:
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#42 Devosion
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you like chubby hairy chicks.....thats cool.....:roll:PapaGlide

How do you know the bear was chubby? She could have been anorexic.

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#43 PapaGlide
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[QUOTE="PapaGlide"]you like chubby hairy chicks.....thats cool.....:roll:Devosion

How do you know the bear was chubby? She could have been anorexic.

Bears eat a lot of things that give you carbs and i mean did she not drink your soda and munchies i think she did and shes probably fat as titanic

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#44 Devosion
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[QUOTE="Devosion"]

[QUOTE="PapaGlide"]you like chubby hairy chicks.....thats cool.....:roll:PapaGlide

How do you know the bear was chubby? She could have been anorexic.

Bears eat a lot of things that give you carbs and i mean did she not drink your soda and munchies i think she did and shes probably fat as titanic

This was a metro-bear though. Maybe she watched her weight.

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#45 PapaGlide
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[QUOTE="PapaGlide"][QUOTE="Devosion"]

[QUOTE="PapaGlide"]you like chubby hairy chicks.....thats cool.....:roll:Devosion

How do you know the bear was chubby? She could have been anorexic.

Bears eat a lot of things that give you carbs and i mean did she not drink your soda and munchies i think she did and shes probably fat as titanic

This was a metro-bear though. Maybe she watched her weight.

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okay lets stop fighting for the sake of my kids

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#46 Devosion
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[QUOTE="Devosion"][QUOTE="PapaGlide"][QUOTE="Devosion"]

[QUOTE="PapaGlide"]you like chubby hairy chicks.....thats cool.....:roll:PapaGlide

How do you know the bear was chubby? She could have been anorexic.

Bears eat a lot of things that give you carbs and i mean did she not drink your soda and munchies i think she did and shes probably fat as titanic

This was a metro-bear though. Maybe she watched her weight.

okay lets stop fighting for the sake of my kids

We're fighting? I thought this was thoughtful fiction discussion time....

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#47 PapaGlide
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[QUOTE="PapaGlide"][QUOTE="Devosion"][QUOTE="PapaGlide"][QUOTE="Devosion"]

[QUOTE="PapaGlide"]you like chubby hairy chicks.....thats cool.....:roll:Devosion

How do you know the bear was chubby? She could have been anorexic.

Bears eat a lot of things that give you carbs and i mean did she not drink your soda and munchies i think she did and shes probably fat as titanic

This was a metro-bear though. Maybe she watched her weight.

okay lets stop fighting for the sake of my kids

We're fighting? I thought this was thoughtful fiction discussion time....

okay you asked for it.....

off course bears cant watch there wait i mean that dont have a weight to them they feel like bigger is better

and they want there baby boys to grow up to be nice and strong like there daddy which i hope isn't you cause that would be creepy but i would still think your cool

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#48 Bryn5774
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Ah, Bears. I feel as if i can sleep soundly and peacefully tonight now. :-)

Great diction, if i do say so myself.

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#49 standcm12
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wow. lame.
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So I went out with some friends a few nights ago, we all went to see the new Simpsons movie, which is great by the way. Anyways when we went in we all got drinks and food. We all got food from this really great looking cashier and when I went to order my drink and nachos she was smiling at me and making conversation. By the time I had paid for everything we were still talking about what movie I was gonna go see and what other movies we wanted to see. My friends were telling me to hurry up. So I said bye to her and ran off to catch up with my friends. I decided that I would talk to her after the movie.

So after the movie I said i'd catch up to my friends outside. They all went out and I went back to see if she was still there. She still was! So I pull on my best smooth moves and give her a nice high when she's turned around cleaning something. She gets a little embarassed as she's holding her windex cleaning the empty popcorn maker. I ask her how she likes working there, and just keep making small talk. She starts smiling again and I pretty much have her where I want her. A few minutes later I ask for her number, which she happily gives me. Later that night I call her after 11pm and im talking to her about what she likes to do. She starts talking about the Harry Potter books and movies and I offer to take her to see it. She sounds really happy about it so we decide to go, again. I'd already seen it once, and she's seen it three times. Judging by this and how shes acting im pretty sure we wont be watching much of the movie.

Our day comes up and she gives me her address and the time to pick her up. Everything is going great at the beginning of the date. I take her out to eat at a reasonable restaurant. I sat right next to her so I could see how she'd respond. Sure enough I was right, she busied herself making excuses to touch me in some way. Towards the end of the dinner she had already wormed her way right against me. I figured it was going to be a great movie!

So here we got to the movie and I didnt even have to make any moves, she just laid her head on my shoulder and cuddled against me. I hadnt had such an easy time with a girl before. During the movie she's blowing in my ear and doing all these other cute things, eventually we started making out and spent a good amount of time doing this. I figured at this rate she may even want to go home with me! Even though I never did such a thing on a first date. After one particularly nice session of making out she says she needed to go to the bathroom. I asked her if she could get me a coke on the way back and handed her five bucks. She just smiled and said she'd be back. From where we were in the movie I could tell we had been at this about an hour, maybe a little longer. I leaned back and just soaked up this great idea to ask this girl I didnt know at all out. Everything seemed perfect!

I kinda dozed off at one point and I felt her come back and sit by me. Feeling like being unexpected I leaned over to the side and kissed her where I thought her neck would be. It was a little softer than I thought it would be but I also felt something on my lips. I rubbed them and found hair on them. When I looked up I saw a bear with my drink and nachos. I picked up my drink and found out it was empty! I told that drink-guzzling bear I never wanted to see her again and left her at the movie with no way to get home.

Devosion

I actually thought it was a true story untill the bear part. :D