Jackass owns his entire senior class

http://www.eagletribune.com/punewsnh/local_story_338235149.html

Wow. On the one hand, I admire this brat for doing what I've wanted to do for so long: writing a book detailing what's wrong with all the people I hate. On the other hand, wow, what a jerk.

Is that really owned, just posting some snarky garbage about people online?

Wouldn't much of the internet qualify as owned material at that point?

Trust me, he will be the one that get's owned in the end.

I wonder if he wrote a scathing description of himself?

I wonder if he wrote a scathing description of himself?

Foolz3h

No, the article says that when he got to himself, he called himself the best thing since canned bread.

What follows are more than 70 pages of individual assessments, in alphabetical order, of 349 students. When he gets to Joshua Tubbs, he writes, "No explanation needed, I am just the best thing since canned bread."

The author concludes with the hope the project enlightened people. "I hope that these people realize their faults and build on their strengths, or make some if there is an absence," he wrote.

:lol: Oh the irony within those two statements hurts me, it hurts me SO MUCH. :lol:

I don't agree with what he did or said about people, but he has a write to say it.

Ohhh boy. Does this guy want a cookie for never getting a detention? Speaking of special needs, I think he left someone out.

this kid is stupid

The first 10 or more pages of the book are devoted to Joshua Tubbs' background, goals — including teaching elementary school — and writing samples. He then lists the 28 categories he assigns to his classmates, ranging from "fake girls" and "druggie" to "gangstah" and "special education."

What follows are more than 70 pages of individual assessments, in alphabetical order, of 349 students. When he gets to Joshua Tubbs, he writes, "No explanation needed, I am just the best thing since canned bread."

The author concludes with the hope the project enlightened people. "I hope that these people realize their faults and build on their strengths, or make some if there is an absence," he wrote.

I wonder if he wrote a scathing description of himself?

Foolz3h

he said hes the best thing since canned bread:|...........:lol:

Canned bread...doesn't he mean sliced bread? Also...this guy is a complete douche bag

Yeah... Ok.

I'm intruged. Didn't this get posted online, where can I find it?alphamale1989

Google the name of the book.

So the guy considers himself an intelectual ellitist yet what he wants to do with his life is be an elementary school teacher? And he then procedes to write a book that he knew would get him in trouble and he still considers himself as above the others. Hillarious.

this kid is stupid

The first 10 or more pages of the book are devoted to Joshua Tubbs' background, goals - including teaching elementary school - and writing samples. He then lists the 28 categories he assigns to his classmates, ranging from "fake girls" and "druggie" to "gangstah" and "special education."

What follows are more than 70 pages of individual assessments, in alphabetical order, of 349 students. When he gets to Joshua Tubbs, he writes, "No explanation needed, I am just the best thing since canned bread."

The author concludes with the hope the project enlightened people. "I hope that these people realize their faults and build on their strengths, or make some if there is an absence," he wrote.

mrbojangles25

"I am rather cocky in my intelligence, and I am definitely an intellectual elitist so if the stupider children would like to leave, that would be fine by me," the author wrote.

I can't believe that anyone would call themselves an intellectual elitist and use the phrase "stupider" in the same sentence.

[QUOTE="mrbojangles25"]

this kid is stupid

The first 10 or more pages of the book are devoted to Joshua Tubbs' background, goals - including teaching elementary school - and writing samples. He then lists the 28 categories he assigns to his classmates, ranging from "fake girls" and "druggie" to "gangstah" and "special education."

What follows are more than 70 pages of individual assessments, in alphabetical order, of 349 students. When he gets to Joshua Tubbs, he writes, "No explanation needed, I am just the best thing since canned bread."

The author concludes with the hope the project enlightened people. "I hope that these people realize their faults and build on their strengths, or make some if there is an absence," he wrote.

mattbbpl

"I am rather cocky in my intelligence, and I am definitely an intellectual elitist so if the stupider children would like to leave, that would be fine by me," the author wrote.

I can't believe that anyone would call themselves an intellectual elitist and use the phrase "stupider" in the same sentence.

[QUOTE="mrbojangles25"]

this kid is stupid

The first 10 or more pages of the book are devoted to Joshua Tubbs' background, goals - including teaching elementary school - and writing samples. He then lists the 28 categories he assigns to his classmates, ranging from "fake girls" and "druggie" to "gangstah" and "special education."

What follows are more than 70 pages of individual assessments, in alphabetical order, of 349 students. When he gets to Joshua Tubbs, he writes, "No explanation needed, I am just the best thing since canned bread."

The author concludes with the hope the project enlightened people. "I hope that these people realize their faults and build on their strengths, or make some if there is an absence," he wrote.

"I am rather cocky in my intelligence, and I am definitely an intellectual elitist so if the stupider children would like to leave, that would be fine by me," the author wrote.

I can't believe that anyone would call themselves an intellectual elitist and use the phrase "stupider" in the same sentence.

Trust me, he will be the one that get's owned in the end.

Pirate700

Trust me, he will be the one that get's owned in the end.

Pirate700

He also sounds narcissistic

This is hilarious, and to the people who are asking why he said canned bread... he was being sarcastic. I do want to find a link to the actual book though. I've only been able to find the same news story about it.

[QUOTE="Pirate700"]

Trust me, he will be the one that get's owned in the end.

Razor-Lazor

oh yeah. and it's not even like there's only a day of school left. It's December. his *** will be in the grass by June.

Trust me, he will be the one that get's owned in the end.

Pirate700

Just try not to kill him.

Funny. I get the feeling this fellow is semi joking although I'm sure he enjoyed ripping on a good number of people. Must read this book for some lulz.

I would have done the same if I had the time to waste writing about pathetic excuses for human beings. Good job to him though.

Edit: I can see this guys isn't any better. For a smart guy he sure writes like an incompetent idiot. He really should have proof-read his story.

Got the link

Got the link

Nifty_Shark

EDIT: LOL he admitted to being a virgin to the whole world, ouch... not that he was gonna get laid anyway :lol:

He's the dumbest thing since the thought of just canned bread. Why the heck would you can bread? :|

Lilyanne46

[QUOTE="Lilyanne46"]

He's the dumbest thing since the thought of just canned bread. Why the heck would you can bread? :|

Assassin1349

[QUOTE="Assassin1349"][QUOTE="Lilyanne46"]

He's the dumbest thing since the thought of just canned bread. Why the heck would you can bread? :|

D3nnyCrane