Japanese College Student Invents Kissing Machine

No, I'm not kidding. A Japanese student from The University of Electro-Communications located in Chofu City, Tokyo, has invented an Internet french kissing device. Check it out:Geeks are Sexy

There is a video here.

One step closer to separating ourselves from human contact and relations, hm?

Well it's about timeEJ902

about time!michael_1234576

Good. Maybe guys won't act like they are licking a lollipop when kissing. There is a different technique people!MistressMinako

Only in Japan. :]MushroomWig

Am I to believe this guy knows what it's like being kissed?cd_rom

Good. Maybe guys won't act like they are licking a lollipop when kissing. There is a different technique people!MistressMinako

Damn. That's all I have to say.

Good. Maybe guys won't act like they are licking a lollipop when kissing. There is a different technique people!MistressMinako

Are the Japanense really that lonely...MgamerBD

Good. It's been getting tiresome licking my monitor.

*writes down "DON'T lick it like a lollipop"*mrmusicman247

But you taste so sweet.cd_rom

I saw a documentary on people who buy dolls the size of actual humans as their companions. They are not the cheapest and need to be refurbished every now and then. The price of these dolls can surely be pushed up if this technology were to be implemented.

[QUOTE="MgamerBD"]Are the Japanense really that lonely...Hexagon_777

Our ancestors must feel like this

Dam HUMANS

[QUOTE="Hexagon_777"][QUOTE="MgamerBD"]Are the Japanense really that lonely...MgamerBD

I saw a documentary on people who buy dolls the size of actual humans as their companions. They are not the cheapest and need to be refurbished every now and then. The price of these dolls can surely be pushed up if this technology were to be implemented.

Hexagon_777

"The new and improved real doll! Now with the ability to french kiss. Odrer yours today!"

Creepy tech is creepy.

so wronrey.. he is so wronrey.. he has nobody for his own ooohh

Yes, because sticking a robot's finger in your mouth and twirling it around is what french kissing feels like. This device would have better applications for other adult activities.

Yes, because sticking a robot's finger in your mouth and twirling it around is what french kissing feels like. This device would have better applications for other adult activities.

Darthmatt

How is a rotating straw supposed to emulate a kiss?

If anything, he's invented the feeling of being at the dentist.

I saw a documentary on people who buy dolls the size of actual humans as their companions. They are not the cheapest and need to be refurbished every now and then. The price of these dolls can surely be pushed up if this technology were to be implemented.

Hexagon_777

I saw a documentary on people who buy dolls the size of actual humans as their companions. They are not the cheapest and need to be refurbished every now and then. The price of these dolls can surely be pushed up if this technology were to be implemented.

Hexagon_777

an oral sex machine would've made more sense. With all his intellegence, why didn't he come up with something actually worth his time researching. by the way "blue-sky" your sig is hilarious man.

an oral sex machine would've made more sense. With all his intellegence, why didn't he come up with something actually worth his time researching. by the way "blue-sky" your sig is hilarious man.

cdragon_88

How is a rotating straw supposed to emulate a kiss?

If anything, he's invented the feeling of being at the dentist.

Blue-Sky

Neat, but very pathetic at the same time.

Every day Japan creeps me out more.

This just keeps getting better and better. Now just to wait for my artificial womb equipped android.

One step closer to foreveralone.jpg.scorch-62

I heard he's quite happy about this

This guys knows a lot of information about kissing...

It's Japan. If he's that desperate why doesn't he just get a hooker. Or ride public transportation.