Jeff Dunham

The funniest ventriliquest I know. Achmed is the best. Jeff:Walter, have you ever cheated on your wife?

Walter:No! Damn it!:lol:

Please, no more threads... please...Samwel_X

[QUOTE="Samwel_X"]Please, no more threads... please..._Celldweller_

Weird :?

[QUOTE="Samwel_X"]Please, no more threads... please..._Celldweller_

Please, no more threads... please...Samwel_X

No problem. This is my last one anyway. Walter: Every on in Florida looks like me! It's like one giant nursing home!

Jeff:Remember they shot Girls Gone Wild there?

Walter:That was during spring break, rest of the time its girls gone saggy. Then its girls gone senile, then its just...girls gone.

Jeff: Walter at your age how do you keep it fresh in the bedroom?

Walter: Febreeze!

I'm sorry man, but that was funny.

Jeff: Walter at your age how do you keep it fresh in the bedroom?

Walter: Febreeze!

I'm sorry man, but that was funny.

Nwordjohn

I can't breathe!

Walter: I don't get these suicide bombers. What the hell is this? AblblblAIEEEEEE!*bang*Well done Sanjeev! I bet ya can't frickin' do it again!

Jeff:What they believe is if they martyr themselves like that, there will be 72 vigins waiting foe them in Paradise.

Walter:Well, APRIL FOOL, DUMB ASS!

I watched one of his DVD's and really didn't find him funny at all...

Brian Regan, now there's a comedian!!!

I watched one of his DVD's and really didn't find him funny at all...

Brian Regan, now there's a comedian!!!

DiabeticDood

Ooh. He sounds good. Say one of his jokes.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A194vDpXzyA&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBko_3wT44Q&feature=related

Watch those two things... If you don't laugh at those somethings wrong with you...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A194vDpXzyA&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBko_3wT44Q&feature=related

Watch those two things... If you don't laugh at those somethings wrong with you...

DiabeticDood

Okay.

Walter: Whatever happens in D.C stays on Youtube.

Achmed:Wait, if I'm dead, *gasp* that means I get my 72 vigins.........Are you my virgins? I hope not!

Jeff: Why not?

Achmed: There are a bunch of ugly ass guys out there! If this is Paradise then I'm screwed!

Jeff: Didn't they promise only FEMALE virgins?

Achmed: Holy crap!

Achmed: I kill you!! :lol:i-like-pie

My brother also prefers pie over cake.

Aaaa another thread from you?!

Anyway I also like Achmed the best too

I KILL YOU!