Jesus Has Returned In The Form Of Toast!!

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#1 angusclone2
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Apparently, a woman in South Carolina has spotted Jesus in her cheese toast!! Lord Almight, The Cheese Is Holy!! :shock: :P Anyways, I think it is a load of rubbish.

In other news: A woman's bra deflects a bullet

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#2 angusclone2
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And of all the places, it could've been someplace like Jeruselum :P
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#3 Big_Bad_Sad
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Thats what Americans pass as cheese? Dear God.
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#4 AncientNecro
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since cheese comes from cows... does that mean mcdonalds is the antichrist?
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#5 stereointegrity
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Thats what Americans pass as cheese? Dear God.Big_Bad_Sad
what is that suppose to mean...
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#6 WhiteSnake5000
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What is this ****? Are people really this backwards?
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#7 Locke562
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"Toast Owner"
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#8 dracula_16
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If you're looking for these strange "signs" you can surely find them. At the end of the day though, this is just giving more credit than what's needed. It's no more legit than finding "Muhammad" written in the clouds or seeing "allah" written in arabic on a cow.

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#9 Engrish_Major
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If you're looking for these strange "signs" you can surely find them. At the end of the day though, this is just giving more credit than what's needed. It's no more legit than finding "Muhammad" written in the clouds or seeing "allah" written in arabic on a cow.

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:o Show me this cow! I must visit said cow and repent!!
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#10 Big_Bad_Sad
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[QUOTE="Big_Bad_Sad"]Thats what Americans pass as cheese? Dear God.stereointegrity
what is that suppose to mean...

Thats not cheese. Why has it grown into like a bubble. It looks like plastic after you've melted it.
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#11 -_Rain_-
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It isn't holy until it has been anointed with this:

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#12 Dariency
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I don't see Jesus on that, just burn marks.

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#14 dracula_16
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Engrish, It's written in white on the large black portion. Allah written in arabic sort of looks like a 'W'

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#15 Baranga
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No wonder she looks like a mummy if she's eating that crap...

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#16 -_Rain_-
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It's written in white on the large black portion. Allah written in arabic sort of looks like a 'W'

dracula_16

I'll see your cow and raise you tree bark.

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#17 Engrish_Major
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Engrish, It's written in white on the large black portion. Allah written in arabic sort of looks like a 'W' dracula_16
I claimAllah cow! You can see him for a nominal fee, payable at entrance of Allah Cow Park.

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#18 tofu-lion91
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Nice one - all my bras are under wired - could save my life one day :o And that Jesus toast is nothing, my mates once got a Jesus chicken in their KFC bucket :shock:
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#19 sammyjenkis898
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That's South Carolina for you.. :roll:
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#20 Forerunner-117
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She was making "cheese toast" as a late-night snack? No wonder she's seeing Jesus in pieces of toast...
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#21 XilePrincess
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all these people are crazy, if jesus were to appear, don't they think it would be somewhere more significant than their cheese toast?
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#22 dracula_16
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I'll see your cow and raise you tree bark.

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Not too bad. "Muhammed" written in arabic looks like it says "coco" in english.

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#23 Selpy
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Oh jesus.......... We need an oh jesus facepalm for stuff like this
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#24 Brutal_Elitegs
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It looks more like the Mona Lisa.
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#25 VaguelyTagged
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it's just a bearded man..who says it's jesus? imean someone is back but it's not necessarily jesus.
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#26 Snakewiseman
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this again that toast will sell for a thousand dollars when people scrape away at it with a toothpick

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#27 Nerd_Man
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Thats what Americans pass as cheese? Dear God.Big_Bad_Sad

Don't mess with the Jesus cheese.

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#28 angusclone2
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The woman should nail the cheese on a cross, bury it, and see if it rises as EVEN BIGGER TOASTER!!! :shock: THAT would at least prove SOMETHING.
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#29 ArgentLupus
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I saw him in my scrambled eggs once. Then I ate it.
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#30 MgamerBD
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I bet it tastes heavenly...
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#31 angusclone2
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I bet it tastes heavenly...MgamerBD
Yeah....The woman probably went to Hell and back to get this garbage on the news. But I must say.........Yum.

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#32 FamiBox
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She was making "cheese toast" as a late-night snack? No wonder she's seeing Jesus in pieces of toast...Forerunner-117

LOL :lol:

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#33 Teenaged
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Ok......

Today my spaghetti formed circles!!!! Can you believe that??? :o I have pics too!!!!

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#34 angusclone2
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[QUOTE="Teenaged"]

Ok......

Today my spaghetti formed circles!!!! Can you believe that??? :o I have pics too!!!!

Show us these Godly objects! :shock:
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#35 -_Rain_-
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Ok......

Today my spaghetti formed circles!!!! Can you believe that??? :o I have pics too!!!!

Teenaged

In before Flying Spaghetti Monster.

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#36 Jaks_Secret
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That's pretty neat, but we all know he was lying. Margarine doesn't exist. >___>
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#37 123625
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I'll eat that.
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#38 michael_1234576
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all hail the cheesy lord!

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#39 iam2green
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kind of like virgin mary in the window last year

does anyone remember that. it was mary in a window in some boston hospital.

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#40 194197844077667059316682358889
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Apparently, a woman in South Carolina has spotted Jesus in her cheese toast!! Lord Almight, The Cheese Is Holy!! :shock: :P Anyways, I think it is a load of rubbish.

In other news: A woman's bra deflects a bullet

angusclone2
Praise Cheesus!
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#41 MindFreeze
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I would love to have a conversation with the people who believe in this stuff; just to see how crazy they are.

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#42 KG86
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Last time I was in Rio de Janeiro I saw a large concrete thing that looked similar to Jesus, I wonder if anyone else has noticed...

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#44 pygmahia5
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f****** crazy people now-a-days. *sigh* it's people like her that make me think humanity has no hope.
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#45 angusclone2
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[QUOTE="iam2green"]

kind of like virgin mary in the window last year

does anyone remember that. it was mary in a window in some boston hospital.

I don't see Mary. I see a member of the KKK.
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#46 angusclone2
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[QUOTE="999realthings"]

A bra that deflects bullet :o

The world is saved :D

The newest bullet proof vests!! :o Except men wearing bra's would make them look a little like they have man-boobs. :P
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#47 shoot-first
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She should get bread with a better resolution. >_>

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#48 yokofox33
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I gotta tell you, if Jesus came to me in a piece of cheese I'd be thrilled. Cheese is the greatest thing ever, so why wouldn't Jesus try and contact me through cheese? Both are heavenly and really good on toast.

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#49 TheFragcat
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It's always nice to know that there's idiot's still in this world.

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#50 shemrom
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You know, with all this signs today of Jesus comign into the forms of things, im starting to belive this have something to do with a warning