Jesus Saves Man's Life! [Pic Included]

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#1 EVOLV3
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Jesus helped him out and saved the man in the parachute from falling to his death!
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#2 seanxixamx99
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*cue flamers being way to literal, screaming nonsense about how its just a statue*

but that made me smile BTW :)

GO JESUS!

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#3 guardian2angel1
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Looks kinda like he was trying to slap the guy.:P
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#4 forgetwatyahear
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that is cool.
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#5 Dracargen
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Totally coincidental.

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#6 luckystar23
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Wow...that is awesome.
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#7 ernie1989
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That's funny.
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#8 chicken_slasher
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awesome lol
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#9 kulmiye
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Add another name to the number of people Jesus has saved :P.
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#10 AliasUK
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*Statue becomes top heavy, topples over and squashes parachute man*

Oh, the irony.

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#11 Brainkiller05
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Wow that's insane
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#12 Lab392
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Epic.
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#13 EboyLOL
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Rejoice Christians, for your religion has been proven to be correct.
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#14 espoac
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Praise Jebus! His will hath be doneth.
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#15 Forerunner-117
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Epic.Lab392

True dat.

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#16 DeeJayInphinity
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Lol wtf. Wuv you jesus! ^_^
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#17 horgen  Moderator
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Totally coincidental.

Dracargen

What he said.
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#18 mattmaul5488
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i like how Jesus didnt even look at him....badass move Jesus.

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#19 hormagaunt
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jesus ftw
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#20 JackMcSexbeard
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What if he was just fine floating down until his parachute got tangled in the statues hand?
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#21 AirGuitarist87
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i like how Jesus didnt even look at him....badass move Jesus.

mattmaul5488

Yeah, I was thinking that.

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#22 Led_poison
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wait what if the Statue got in the way of the Parachute?
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#23 deactivated-59d151f079814
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Totally coincidental.

Dracargen

No quite clearly god made the wind blow in the direction so the man would be caught by the statue of Jesus.

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#24 darksword1123
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That's awesome.
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#25 Mythbuster4ever
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Jesus FTW!
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#26 MetroidPrimePwn
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Totally coincidental, yet still strangely awesome.
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#27 Tylendal
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That is awesome.
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#28 Tylendal
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wait what if the Statue got in the way of the Parachute?Led_poison

You're right. Jesus wasn't trying to rescue him... JESUS WAS TRYING TO KILL HIM! :shock:

(Must have been an athiest).

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#29 deactivated-59d151f079814
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My personal favorite is how the devout religious people in Georgia thought their prayers is what made it rain..
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#30 deactivated-5e97585ea928c
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Jesus is so bad ass he doesnt even look happy he saved him.
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#31 pianist
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That statue is huge.
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#32 Sandro909
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Looks like he almost killed the guy... where's your proof that he was falling? The statue could have caught him when he was parachuting just fine.
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#33 hydralisk86
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Jesus didn't save him, he got in the way of the parachute so as to make people THINK he saved him. All he did was get in the way :|
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#34 Wolf-avatar
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Thats Awsome.
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#35 Wetall_basic
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That's a big Jesus. Saved life? OR he got cought up in Jesus' hand rather than landing safely.... :P
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#36 sovereign_22
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Jesus helped him out and saved the man in the parachute from falling to his death!
EVOLV3
are you sure he wasnt just trying to backhand him out of the sky? haha
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#37 EVOLV3
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[QUOTE="EVOLV3"]
Jesus helped him out and saved the man in the parachute from falling to his death!
sovereign_22
are you sure he wasnt just trying to backhand him out of the sky? haha



:lol:

Jesus: GTFO F00L!
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#38 happyfunyay
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Jesus = badass fo sho.

Also, is that the statue in Brazil?

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#39 sovereign_22
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[QUOTE="sovereign_22"][QUOTE="EVOLV3"]
Jesus helped him out and saved the man in the parachute from falling to his death!
EVOLV3
are you sure he wasnt just trying to backhand him out of the sky? haha



:lol:

Jesus: GTFO F00L!

jesus needs to keep his pimp hand strong every now and then
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#40 deactivated-5e97585ea928c
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[QUOTE="EVOLV3"]

Jesus helped him out and saved the man in the parachute from falling to his death!
sovereign_22
are you sure he wasnt just trying to backhand him out of the sky? haha

Now we really know what happened to Amelia Earhart
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#41 Lyphe2k
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Great, I guess it's time to cash in on this story and preach about how it was not luck, but fate and love for Jesus that saved the mans life. Look, if a guy fell off of mount Rushmore and George Washinton's nose saved him, I don't think he should praise and worship Geroge Washington's nose.

Ok rant over. Cool pic.

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#42 Cube_of_MooN
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Pretty cool.
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#43 WildLIkeChild
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I lol'd at the atheist trolls.
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#44 tzar3
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Glory to Jesus! :cry:
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#45 Quadrifoglio
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That's awesome! :lol:
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#46 wallymartin
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Looks fake to me, but still pretty funny. :P Way to go, Jesus.
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#47 LoG-Sacrament
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is this the hand of god that everybody is raving about?
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#48 MichaeltheCM
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wow thats awesome! :)
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#49 nintendo_fan675
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That statue is huge.pianist
I agree and I thought the Our Lady of Lebanon statue was huge.
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#50 123625
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Go Jesus then. He's always cool enough to save people :P
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