Jesus vs Santa. Who would win?

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#1 yodaphantom
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Who do you think would win in a fight Jesus or Santa?

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#2 _rock_
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Jesus wins all the time :)
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#3 Strider_91
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All comes down to the beard.. so, Santa
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#4 Inconsistancy
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Santa may crush Jesus in his first attack, but Jesus will just resurrect, then Santa will get tired, eventually dying from exhaustion.
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#5 funsohng
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Jesus gets one extra life while Santa gets a stealth bonus. Which one is more important? Your choice.
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#6 wstfld
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I'm definitely rooting for Santa. Jesus is a real killjoy.
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#7 yodaphantom
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Jesus has God.

Santa has unlimited amouts of childrens toys.

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#8 Serraph105
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I believe they already covered this in South Park. The answer is Kyle would get them to see the error of their ways and get them to realize that they need each other.

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#9 sAndroid17
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Didnt South Park do that?

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#10 sAndroid17
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I believe they already covered this in South Park. The answer is Kyle would get them to see the error of their ways and get them to realize that they need each other.

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beaten to the punch
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#11 Strider_91
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I believe they already covered this in South Park. The answer is Kyle would get them to see the error of their ways and get them to realize that they need each other.

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:lol: Ah yeah, good memory! Well, i guess theres your answer TC, close this down ;)
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#12 yodaphantom
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Ahh that's probably why it sprung to mind! :) :S

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#13 CRS98
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Jesus has been dead for ~2000 years, and Santa Claus doesn't exist. So neither.
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#14 Pixel-Pirate
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I think the real answer is Santa Christ.

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#15 Penguinchow
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Santas overweight, a slave driver, and possibly a pedophile. And Jesus is God. No contest.
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#16 ZeroHalberd
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is jesus allowed to use his powers for violence? if so, then he could just shoot fireballs out his fingertips and roast santa's fat arse.