Jesus Was A Zombie!!

After he was crucified he came back to life. So Jesus was a zombie. Alot of zombie topics today and 679/693 of them are mine.

I thought he was a raptor actually

But I thought zombies eat brains...

Yup, and I will be too one day. Go read 1 Corinthians 15 if you want the details. :P For some of you, you now have more incentive to become a Christian. Don't be shameful of it! :Pmindstorm

Does it have to do with our bodies going to heaven one day? I don't have a Bible next to me atm. =/

[QUOTE="mindstorm"]Yup, and I will be too one day. Go read 1 Corinthians 15 if you want the details. :P For some of you, you now have more incentive to become a Christian. Don't be shameful of it! :PWiiMan21

Does it have to do with our bodies going to heaven one day? I don't have a Bible next to me atm. =/

The chapter deals with Christ's resurrection, the believers' resurrection, and shows that they are indeed important.

I thought he was a mummy.

I thought he was a mummy.

Gaming-Planet

He's the mummy, zombie, and unholy vampire.

I'm pretty sure that's how trinitarianism works.

so chris redfiled would win the fight ? xD

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I thought he was a mummy.

He's the mummy, zombie, and unholy vampire.

I'm pretty sure that's how trinitarianism works.

OMG Christianity will be the cause of the zombie apocalypse. Quick, Islam, force convert them, NAO!! before its too late.

Technically, if the myth is considered true, he was not undead, but resurrected supernaturally. But anyways, where's mah shotgoon! :x

Well, as Ving Rhames said, "there's only one way to deal with zombies, blow their ****ing heads off."

This joke has been done to death.

Someone with mad Photoshop skills needs to post us up a Jesus Zombie pic.

no he wasnt

You mean each year we celebrate the birthday of a zombie carpenter? :o Christmas sounds better all of a sudden :)

Zombie Jesus! Teh Movie

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1132468/

A reanimated corpse is a zombie, so yeah, he would fall into that category.