Jesus was black.

Proof.

http://sharpiron.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/9558black-jesus-and-scenes-of-life-posters.jpg

Proof.

http://sharpiron.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/9558black-jesus-and-scenes-of-life-posters.jpg

FancyMexican

No, he would have been dark skinned, not black. And it doesn't even say he had long hair in the Bible. Or what his build was like. Being the son of a carpenter he would have probably had a strong build.

Jesus looked like whatever the son of this was.

Jesus looked like whatever the son of this was.

tccavey2

If we're going by South Park, he was a white talk show host :P.

Jesus was KlingonA_Tarkovsky

he was ferengi, you could tell by his lobes

Surprised we haven't had someone come in here going "Jesus is a fictional character"cheeselover

Jesus vs. Batman !

Surprised we haven't had someone come in here going "Jesus is a fictional character"cheeselover

Surprised we haven't had someone come in here going "Jesus is a fictional character"cheeselover

He's not. Some of the things he's supposed to have done ARE fictional though...

he was middle eastern

Proof.

http://sharpiron.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/9558black-jesus-and-scenes-of-life-posters.jpg

FancyMexican

That's proof? Not only is he quite clearly not black, he's barely dark skinned on that picture. Plus, that's a painting.

isn't it written in the bible somewhere that Jesus had hairof wool andskinofbronze, and the first Hebrews were Ethiopians/Israelites.shyskillz

[QUOTE="A_Tarkovsky"]Jesus was Klingonnightshade85

he was ferengi, you could tell by his lobes

Pshh..He was borg. How else can you explain the holy trinity ? All being one entity ?

no he was a raptor

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Proof.

http://sharpiron.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/9558black-jesus-and-scenes-of-life-posters.jpg

AirGuitarist87

That's proof? Not only is he quite clearly not black, he's barely dark skinned on that picture. Plus, that's a painting.

It's a snapshot from Jesus' Holy Wooden Camera.

no he was a raptor

markop2003

He went extinct for our sins. :P

Jesus was married to Mary Magdalene :o hamstergeddon

What the? Where did you hear that? Jesus is married to the Church and the Church alone. Nowhere in the Bible does it say he had anything other than a friendship with Mary. So where have you got that idea from? The Davinci Code I presume?

[QUOTE="hamstergeddon"]Jesus was married to Mary Magdalene :o Lansdowne5

What the? Where did you hear that? Jesus is married to the Church and the Church alone. Nowhere in the Bible does it say he had anything other than a friendship with Mary. So where have you got that idea from? The Davinci Code I presume?

He was Jewish, and jews were white I believe.yoshi-lnex

i dont care what anyone says, jesus was asianAngry_Clown

Jesus was cool.

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[QUOTE="hamstergeddon"]Jesus was married to Mary Magdalene :o yoshi-lnex

What the? Where did you hear that? Jesus is married to the Church and the Church alone. Nowhere in the Bible does it say he had anything other than a friendship with Mary. So where have you got that idea from? The Davinci Code I presume?

[QUOTE="yoshi-lnex"]He was Jewish, and jews were white I believe.MattUD1

True. Most of the Jews in the middle east today actually have a lot more European blood in them.