Join my religion!!

I was dissatisfied with the many religions in the market, so after getting home from the Religious Depot dissapointed I decided to start my own religion.

Many different religions have various things about them that make sense, so my religion may seem like a compilation of many of those.

The main god in my religion is RL_Admin, he is the admin, when someone dies that's because their latency was too high, so he kicked them. Severe injuries cause so many calculations in the server that someone's latency rises, so if it rises enough it causes them to die from those injuries.

RL_Admin isn't the only god though, as he created many other gods to protect the triforce shards.

Gods:

-The Flying Spaghetti Monster

-Jack Bauer

-Chuck Norris

-Ultra Jesus

-Raptor Jesus

-Samus Aran

-Jesus Jones

-The Red Ranger

-Donnie Darko

There were OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!!!! gods before, but most of them got killed by the transformers in the 8-Bit Wars.

When the world is under the threat from Corporations or Communism, the many different god's ghosts rise from the grave and sing christmas charrols to lul the enemies of freedom into a Coma.

The center of the universe, ironically, is Disney Land, which cites Disney's success, as the inpenetrable fortress of Disney Land is able to harness the energy of Feng-Shui in a weaponised form.

Our prophets have discovered that Disney Land's private militia will rise up and try to take over the world, and the only way to survive is to join us.

Join the Admantists today, and save your soul from Wal-mart.

Uncyclopedia?..........nah..............Proobie44

Actually, you are partially correct.

Some of the references to Uncyclopedia articles are there because many of our prophets tried to inform the world through Uncyclopedia, before joining my ranks.

"Ultra Jesus" lmao You can't make Jesus ore ultra, silly.

BTW I got a new sig which is almost as cool as Jesus.

I was dissatisfied with the many religions in the market, so after getting home from the Religious Depot dissapointed I decided to start my own religion.

Many different religions have various things about them that make sense, so my religion may seem like a compilation of many of those.

The main god in my religion is RL_Admin, he is the admin, when someone dies that's because their latency was too high, so he kicked them. Severe injuries cause so many calculations in the server that someone's latency rises, so if it rises enough it causes them to die from those injuries.

RL_Admin isn't the only god though, as he created many other gods to protect the triforce shards.

Gods:

-The Flying Spaghetti Monster

-Jack Bauer

-Chuck Norris

-Ultra Jesus

-Raptor Jesus

-Samus Aran

-Jesus Jones

-The Red Ranger

-Donnie Darko

There were OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!!!! gods before, but most of them got killed by the transformers in the 8-Bit Wars.

When the world is under the threat from Corporations or Communism, the many different god's ghosts rise from the grave and sing christmas charrols to lul the enemies of freedom into a Coma.

The center of the universe, ironically, is Disney Land, which cites Disney's success, as the inpenetrable fortress of Disney Land is able to harness the energy of Feng-Shui in a weaponised form.

Our prophets have discovered that Disney Land's private militia will rise up and try to take over the world, and the only way to survive is to join us.

Join the Admantists today, and save your soul from Wal-mart.

Big_Red_Button

[QUOTE="Big_Red_Button"]

I was dissatisfied with the many religions in the market, so after getting home from the Religious Depot dissapointed I decided to start my own religion.

Many different religions have various things about them that make sense, so my religion may seem like a compilation of many of those.

The main god in my religion is RL_Admin, he is the admin, when someone dies that's because their latency was too high, so he kicked them. Severe injuries cause so many calculations in the server that someone's latency rises, so if it rises enough it causes them to die from those injuries.

RL_Admin isn't the only god though, as he created many other gods to protect the triforce shards.

Gods:

-The Flying Spaghetti Monster

-Jack Bauer

-Chuck Norris

-Ultra Jesus

-Raptor Jesus

-Samus Aran

-Jesus Jones

-The Red Ranger

-Donnie Darko

There were OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!!!! gods before, but most of them got killed by the transformers in the 8-Bit Wars.

When the world is under the threat from Corporations or Communism, the many different god's ghosts rise from the grave and sing christmas charrols to lul the enemies of freedom into a Coma.

The center of the universe, ironically, is Disney Land, which cites Disney's success, as the inpenetrable fortress of Disney Land is able to harness the energy of Feng-Shui in a weaponised form.

Our prophets have discovered that Disney Land's private militia will rise up and try to take over the world, and the only way to survive is to join us.

Join the Admantists today, and save your soul from Wal-mart.

sutherland19

Join my religion!!Big_Red_Button

No :|

[QUOTE="Big_Red_Button"]

I was dissatisfied with the many religions in the market, so after getting home from the Religious Depot dissapointed I decided to start my own religion.

Many different religions have various things about them that make sense, so my religion may seem like a compilation of many of those.

The main god in my religion is RL_Admin, he is the admin, when someone dies that's because their latency was too high, so he kicked them. Severe injuries cause so many calculations in the server that someone's latency rises, so if it rises enough it causes them to die from those injuries.

RL_Admin isn't the only god though, as he created many other gods to protect the triforce shards.

Gods:

-The Flying Spaghetti Monster

-Jack Bauer

-Chuck Norris

-Ultra Jesus

-Raptor Jesus

-Samus Aran

-Jesus Jones

-The Red Ranger

-Donnie Darko

There were OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!!!! gods before, but most of them got killed by the transformers in the 8-Bit Wars.

When the world is under the threat from Corporations or Communism, the many different god's ghosts rise from the grave and sing christmas charrols to lul the enemies of freedom into a Coma.

The center of the universe, ironically, is Disney Land, which cites Disney's success, as the inpenetrable fortress of Disney Land is able to harness the energy of Feng-Shui in a weaponised form.

Our prophets have discovered that Disney Land's private militia will rise up and try to take over the world, and the only way to survive is to join us.

Join the Admantists today, and save your soul from Wal-mart.

sutherland19

They hate everything and fight everything, but they also love everything and try to help everything.

Also, the way they fight is by shooting bazookas filled with dramatic irony. Dramirony can be quite deadly when fired out of a bazooka.

[QUOTE="sutherland19"][QUOTE="Big_Red_Button"]

I was dissatisfied with the many religions in the market, so after getting home from the Religious Depot dissapointed I decided to start my own religion.

Many different religions have various things about them that make sense, so my religion may seem like a compilation of many of those.

The main god in my religion is RL_Admin, he is the admin, when someone dies that's because their latency was too high, so he kicked them. Severe injuries cause so many calculations in the server that someone's latency rises, so if it rises enough it causes them to die from those injuries.

RL_Admin isn't the only god though, as he created many other gods to protect the triforce shards.

Gods:

-The Flying Spaghetti Monster

-Jack Bauer

-Chuck Norris

-Ultra Jesus

-Raptor Jesus

-Samus Aran

-Jesus Jones

-The Red Ranger

-Donnie Darko

There were OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!!!! gods before, but most of them got killed by the transformers in the 8-Bit Wars.

When the world is under the threat from Corporations or Communism, the many different god's ghosts rise from the grave and sing christmas charrols to lul the enemies of freedom into a Coma.

The center of the universe, ironically, is Disney Land, which cites Disney's success, as the inpenetrable fortress of Disney Land is able to harness the energy of Feng-Shui in a weaponised form.

Our prophets have discovered that Disney Land's private militia will rise up and try to take over the world, and the only way to survive is to join us.

Join the Admantists today, and save your soul from Wal-mart.

MordusMythril

YOU WON'T THINK IT'S A JOKE WHEN THE ZERGS RISE FROM THE DEPTHS OF SPACE AND ATTACK US! BE TRANSFERRED TO OUR FAITH OR FACE HORRIBLE DEATH HERATIC!

[QUOTE="sutherland19"][QUOTE="Big_Red_Button"]

I was dissatisfied with the many religions in the market, so after getting home from the Religious Depot dissapointed I decided to start my own religion.

Many different religions have various things about them that make sense, so my religion may seem like a compilation of many of those.

The main god in my religion is RL_Admin, he is the admin, when someone dies that's because their latency was too high, so he kicked them. Severe injuries cause so many calculations in the server that someone's latency rises, so if it rises enough it causes them to die from those injuries.

RL_Admin isn't the only god though, as he created many other gods to protect the triforce shards.

Gods:

-The Flying Spaghetti Monster

-Jack Bauer

-Chuck Norris

-Ultra Jesus

-Raptor Jesus

-Samus Aran

-Jesus Jones

-The Red Ranger

-Donnie Darko

There were OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!!!! gods before, but most of them got killed by the transformers in the 8-Bit Wars.

When the world is under the threat from Corporations or Communism, the many different god's ghosts rise from the grave and sing christmas charrols to lul the enemies of freedom into a Coma.

The center of the universe, ironically, is Disney Land, which cites Disney's success, as the inpenetrable fortress of Disney Land is able to harness the energy of Feng-Shui in a weaponised form.

Our prophets have discovered that Disney Land's private militia will rise up and try to take over the world, and the only way to survive is to join us.

Join the Admantists today, and save your soul from Wal-mart.

MordusMythril

Is there a pic of Raptor Jesus?HillyBilly

Yes.

[QUOTE="MordusMythril"][QUOTE="sutherland19"][QUOTE="Big_Red_Button"]

I was dissatisfied with the many religions in the market, so after getting home from the Religious Depot dissapointed I decided to start my own religion.

Many different religions have various things about them that make sense, so my religion may seem like a compilation of many of those.

The main god in my religion is RL_Admin, he is the admin, when someone dies that's because their latency was too high, so he kicked them. Severe injuries cause so many calculations in the server that someone's latency rises, so if it rises enough it causes them to die from those injuries.

RL_Admin isn't the only god though, as he created many other gods to protect the triforce shards.

Gods:

-The Flying Spaghetti Monster

-Jack Bauer

-Chuck Norris

-Ultra Jesus

-Raptor Jesus

-Samus Aran

-Jesus Jones

-The Red Ranger

-Donnie Darko

There were OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!!!! gods before, but most of them got killed by the transformers in the 8-Bit Wars.

When the world is under the threat from Corporations or Communism, the many different god's ghosts rise from the grave and sing christmas charrols to lul the enemies of freedom into a Coma.

The center of the universe, ironically, is Disney Land, which cites Disney's success, as the inpenetrable fortress of Disney Land is able to harness the energy of Feng-Shui in a weaponised form.

Our prophets have discovered that Disney Land's private militia will rise up and try to take over the world, and the only way to survive is to join us.

Join the Admantists today, and save your soul from Wal-mart.

Big_Red_Button

YOU WON'T THINK IT'S A JOKE WHEN THE ZERGS RISE FROM THE DEPTHS OF SPACE AND ATTACK US! BE TRANSFERRED TO OUR FAITH OR FACE HORRIBLE DEATH HERATIC!

Your an Idiot.soroush7

[QUOTE="soroush7"]Your an Idiot.MordusMythril

Wow I think some people just need to calm down.  So what if some guy wants to start his own religion.SunofVich

We already have 2 Infinity members.

Wow I think some people just need to calm down.  So what if some guy wants to start his own religion.SunofVich

[QUOTE="MordusMythril"][QUOTE="soroush7"]Your an Idiot.sutherland19

:lol:

[QUOTE="sutherland19"][QUOTE="MordusMythril"][QUOTE="soroush7"]Your an Idiot.MordusMythril

I got it, that's all that matters. The pwnage is mighty.

Well done! ;)

[QUOTE="sutherland19"][QUOTE="MordusMythril"][QUOTE="soroush7"]Your an Idiot.MordusMythril

[QUOTE="MordusMythril"][QUOTE="sutherland19"][QUOTE="MordusMythril"][QUOTE="soroush7"]Your an Idiot.sutherland19

I like Jesus thanks.aRE-you-AFraid

You are aware that Jesus is a zombie...

Raptor Jesus however is a ghost... He went extinct for your sins!!!

[QUOTE="sutherland19"][QUOTE="MordusMythril"][QUOTE="sutherland19"][QUOTE="MordusMythril"][QUOTE="soroush7"]Your an Idiot.MordusMythril

[QUOTE="aRE-you-AFraid"]I like Jesus thanks.Big_Red_Button

You are aware that Jesus is a zombie...

Raptor Jesus however is a ghost... He went extinct for your sins!!!

You make me chortle, in a good way! :P