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nintendo_fan675
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Here's a joke the lead singer of some band told at a show I was at:

Why did Mr. Rogers cross the road? Because the chicken was ****ing his c***.

It didn't make sense to me either, but I giggled nonetheless.

what do you call a clown that referees baseball?

a funpire! ahh ha hah a ha

I have a bowel problem..:oops:

How do you get a clown in a plastic container?

a blender!

How do you get him out?

Nachos!

Your father is drunk

Joke 1. Man walks into a bar... ouch.

Joke 2:

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.

He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"

There's a joke thread every day in the OT, so I'm sure I've posted this before...

Buddah walks up to a hot dog vendor and says "Make me one with everything."

So there are 3 men in an apartment building and one lady. There is a buisnessman,a random guy a blind guy and a woman.

BM:*knocks on womans door while taking a shower*

W:who is it?

BM:Can i borrow some cheese?

W:sure, *gets cheese, puts on towel, gives cheese to BM and the BM leaves.*

RG:*knocks on womans door while she is in shower*

W:who is it?

RG:can i borrrow a comb?

W:sure *gets on towel, gets comb and gives it to him, he leaves

BG:*knocks* its the blind man*(woman is still in shower and dosnt waste her time getting on a towel because hes blind)

BG:I CAN SEE AGAIN!

Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?"
Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."
Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman.
Interviewer: "What were you before you married her?"
Millionaire: "A Billionaire"secretsaiyan007

wasn't that in a gum commercial with a dead old guy and a busty blonde?

Ok i got one.

Why did the blonde wear green lipstick.

Because red means stop,and green means go.

Blonde inventions:

1.Tricycle kickstand
2.Solar flashlight
3.Fire proof matches
4.Inflatable dartboard
5.Glass hammer
6.Black light bulb
7.Boomerang grenade

What's a pirates favorite cookie

Ships Ahoy!